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Subject: Science is fake!!!


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Posted by: Mitochondrion
It's okay. He's being a reverse troll.

He knows damn well it's a joke thread, and maybe he does or doesn't actually find it humorous, but he's attempting to piss you off by acting offended and answering the absurd questions with an E-poker face and claiming not to have a sense of humor. All is well.


I do not understand this type of humour. This is alien to me. What is wrong with the world?...

I like Family Guy, but seriously, taking the piss out of science is just wrong, -blam!- this guy. Loads of scientists came up with these theories and he defaecating all over them.
but wot cr3at3d teh univurce? wut st4rt3d teh b1g b4ng?


-blam!- you.

  • 05.21.2012 3:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: a casual banana
If the world is round, why don't I fall off when I got Antarctica?
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  • 05.21.2012 3:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: Modified Bear
If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?

Explain THAT one scientists
people were to dumb to keep track of the years........

  • 05.21.2012 3:28 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

I could disprove almost all of these, but I'm not in killjoy-mode.
This is hilarious.

If Newton's First Law is correct, then how come I can roll a ball down my hallway, and it stops?

  • 05.21.2012 3:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Posted by: pizzaguy199

Posted by: Modified Bear
If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?

Explain THAT one scientists
people were to dumb to keep track of the years........
Then how do we know it's 13 billion years old? We must of kept track then, or science is lying, like it always does.

  • 05.21.2012 3:30 PM PDT

If matter can neither be crated or destroid than how come someone can just pull a quarter out of my ear. I KNOW I didnt have one in there and the guy said he didnt have one in his hand UNTIL he pulled it out of my ear!

EXPLAIN THAT

  • 05.21.2012 3:34 PM PDT

It's not Hip-Hop, its Electro.... prick.

Ice is less dense than water. Less dense things rise above more dense things. The same applies to hot air and cold air.

  • 05.21.2012 3:36 PM PDT


Posted by: EnragedAUSTIN11
If matter can neither be crated or destroid than how come someone can just pull a quarter out of my ear. I KNOW I didnt have one in there and the guy said he didnt have one in his hand UNTIL he pulled it out of my ear!

EXPLAIN THAT


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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!

LAWS WERE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!

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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Now, I know this is an old one, but why doesn't a cat with some toast taped to it, buttered side up, spin in the air? Neither can do what science says they'll do. A cat must always land on its feet, and toast must always land buttered side up. Science is wrong once more.

  • 05.21.2012 3:41 PM PDT


Posted by: OPs Dad
Now, I know this is an old one, but Why doesn't a cat with some toast taped to it, buttered side up, spin in the air? Neither can do what science says they'll do. A cat must always land on its feet, and toast must always land buttered side up. Science is wrong once more.


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Posted by: Gondile
LAWS WERE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!

  • 05.21.2012 4:08 PM PDT

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

You obviously have no knowledge of advanced sciences, actually research these accusations before posting them.

[Edited on 05.21.2012 4:15 PM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 4:11 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


Posted by: Cpt Nicholson
Your are an Idiot.
Quoted for failure.

  • 05.21.2012 4:12 PM PDT

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I expected something... different. Well done OP.

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Posted by: Cpt Nicholson
You obviously have no knowledge of advanced sciences, actually research these accusations before posting them.
You clearly lack the perceptive skills to realise that this is not a serious thread

  • 05.21.2012 4:16 PM PDT

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

I revised already.

  • 05.21.2012 4:18 PM PDT

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein


Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Cpt Nicholson
You obviously have no knowledge of advanced sciences, actually research these accusations before posting them.
You clearly lack the perceptive skills to realise that this is not a serious thread

You clearly lack the perceptive skills to realize, I'm playing along.

[Edited on 05.21.2012 4:21 PM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 4:19 PM PDT

x_*x Blame Stosh

Matter cannot be created nor destroyed.. Then how did it get here? Asplain that one, science.

  • 05.21.2012 4:20 PM PDT

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Science : 0
Flood : 1

  • 05.21.2012 4:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: BitesizeCrayons
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed.. Then how did it get here? Asplain that one, science.


ming = blown

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  • 05.21.2012 4:23 PM PDT

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

Such idiocracy in the Op.

  • 05.21.2012 4:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cpt Nicholson

Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Cpt Nicholson
You obviously have no knowledge of advanced sciences, actually research these accusations before posting them.
You clearly lack the perceptive skills to realise that this is not a serious thread

You clearly lack the perceptive skills to realize, I'm playing along.
You lie.

  • 05.21.2012 4:23 PM PDT


Posted by: BitesizeCrayons
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed.. Then how did it get here? Asplain that one, science.


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  • 05.21.2012 4:26 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

..............

Lawl.

  • 05.21.2012 4:27 PM PDT