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Subject: Yo mang....

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

Hey man. Tired of following the rules? Tired of the same monotonous threads with the same monotonous posters, day in and day out? Yeah? I'll hook you up.

At Take Over Teh World V2, we are an off-topic group that has only one objective: to take over teh whole goddamn world.

We've got drama, we've got SEX, we've even got deep philosophical discussion on gender roles in today's society. Can't see anything in those links? Guess you'll have to join to find out.

Sex sells baby, and we've got the best deals.

[Edited on 05.22.2012 11:19 PM PDT]

  • 05.22.2012 10:28 PM PDT

Somebody showed me the Scarab Gun in Halo 2 once.
I was like WHOA DUDE, WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA
Then I sorta blanked out in a red haze and when I came to, everyone was dead.

We also have cats. The Internet approves of cats.

  • 05.22.2012 10:30 PM PDT

No battle is decided in a single moment, although in every battle there arise moments of crisis, on which the result depends. - Carl von Clausewitz

No man’s knowledge can go beyond his own experience.- John Locke

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they glow in the dark!

This is not a clone group. We are the phoenix, the survivors of an insidious internet coup. Because we have a tight-knit group, we were able to reassemble swiftly. This group is the result. And everyone and anyone is welcomed. Our members are very diverse.

  • 05.22.2012 10:30 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


Posted by: StarClanCats
We also have cats. The Internet approves of cats.
Because the Internet is composed of tubes, and within those tubes are cats.

...Also SEX, but that's not relevant.

  • 05.22.2012 10:31 PM PDT

No battle is decided in a single moment, although in every battle there arise moments of crisis, on which the result depends. - Carl von Clausewitz

No man’s knowledge can go beyond his own experience.- John Locke

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they glow in the dark!


Posted by: theshadowstriker

Posted by: StarClanCats
We also have cats. The Internet approves of cats.
Because the Internet is composed of tubes, and within those tubes are cats.

...Also SEX, but that's not relevant.
Yes, we have cats. And music. And crazy existential philosophy.

  • 05.22.2012 10:31 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


Posted by: Cr4sh Dummy

Posted by: theshadowstriker

Posted by: StarClanCats
We also have cats. The Internet approves of cats.
Because the Internet is composed of tubes, and within those tubes are cats.

...Also SEX, but that's not relevant.
Yes, we have cats. And music. And crazy existential philosophy.
And SEX, don't you dare forget SEX.

*Whipping noise*

  • 05.22.2012 10:33 PM PDT

No battle is decided in a single moment, although in every battle there arise moments of crisis, on which the result depends. - Carl von Clausewitz

No man’s knowledge can go beyond his own experience.- John Locke

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they glow in the dark!


Posted by: theshadowstriker

Posted by: Cr4sh Dummy

Posted by: theshadowstriker

Posted by: StarClanCats
We also have cats. The Internet approves of cats.
Because the Internet is composed of tubes, and within those tubes are cats.

...Also SEX, but that's not relevant.
Yes, we have cats. And music. And crazy existential philosophy.
And SEX, don't you dare forget SEX.

*Whipping noise*
Bar Refaeli FTW!

  • 05.22.2012 10:37 PM PDT

We also have cheese.
And possibly even bacon.

Do you know what a juvenile cat is? It's a kitten! You don't hate kittens. ...do you?
=_=

  • 05.22.2012 10:40 PM PDT

No battle is decided in a single moment, although in every battle there arise moments of crisis, on which the result depends. - Carl von Clausewitz

No man’s knowledge can go beyond his own experience.- John Locke

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they glow in the dark!

We do hate online terrorists, who destroyed are old group. This group rose from the ruins.

  • 05.22.2012 10:56 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

Posted by: Achronos
This is not one of those cases. And the group isn't usually "fixed" after such an incident, it is usually disbanded.
From the man himself, it's safe to assume we are gods.

  • 05.22.2012 11:02 PM PDT

No battle is decided in a single moment, although in every battle there arise moments of crisis, on which the result depends. - Carl von Clausewitz

No man’s knowledge can go beyond his own experience.- John Locke

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they glow in the dark!


Posted by: NILLOC
Do you have J3ws ? Because if so I am not joining.....

Just kidding. But I still am not joining.
Then why post?

  • 05.22.2012 11:04 PM PDT

and im like...... da fuq?

  • 05.23.2012 5:49 AM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


Posted by: SatinsSlayerV95
and im like...... da fuq?
We do that, too.

  • 05.23.2012 1:12 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

Those Blue Links?

Yeah, they failed.

I'll join anyways.

  • 05.24.2012 3:45 AM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


Posted by: ArBit3R 818
Those Blue Links?

Yeah, they failed.

I'll join anyways.
Welcome aboard!

  • 05.24.2012 11:16 PM PDT