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Subject: The most interesting H3 Trailer dissection yet!

It's fun when we win and funny when we lose: Le Mediocrity
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Now this is worth reading:

H3 secrets revealed!

(Give it a minute to load. The site's getting deluged.)

  • 06.07.2006 11:04 AM PDT
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You know....I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's the best theory Ive ever seen. It sure blows the crap out of the ones posted by people here.

  • 06.07.2006 11:41 AM PDT
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In the final Halo 3 screenshot, Master Chief stumbles across a major pothole in New Mombassa. Like most potholes, this one has opened a portal to another dimension. One can only assume that candy canes and gums drops will emerge from the dark, swirling clouds above. Master Chief could easily think of a way to defeat the pothole were it not for the low flying banshees with their loud music and their baggy pants.

this screen from the trailer supports this part!!
proof!

  • 06.07.2006 11:53 AM PDT
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Thanks for the link, was a great read =).

  • 06.07.2006 11:55 AM PDT

It's fun when we win and funny when we lose: Le Mediocrity
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Come take your verbal beating like a man in THE CAVE

That's right. Don't be afraid people, it really is funny.

  • 06.07.2006 12:00 PM PDT
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one word GENIUS! best theory yet man i loved the cortana part its so ..so..DETAILED

  • 06.07.2006 12:03 PM PDT
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That guy is too cool for these forums. Our heads would explode in the wake of his humor... or is it humour? Hmmm...

  • 06.07.2006 12:39 PM PDT
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hahaha. people were looking at me like i was a freak for laughing so loud in the computer lab. thanks man.

  • 06.07.2006 12:47 PM PDT
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Haha! That was hilarious! "Cortana dies early in Halo 3 because she fails to upgrade to Windows Vista." <-- Especially that.

  • 06.07.2006 12:53 PM PDT

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IO think there is going to be a new gun. Look at what that grunt is holding.

  • 06.07.2006 12:57 PM PDT
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ahahaha . I cant believe he typed all that, but then again he wasn't serious. So it took him about 5 mins to do lol.
It did make me chuckle though.

  • 06.07.2006 12:58 PM PDT
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you ever heard that saying to much of a good thing is bad? well sarcasim is good in doses but a whole page of sarcasim gets real old.

  • 06.07.2006 1:23 PM PDT

It's fun when we win and funny when we lose: Le Mediocrity
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Come take your verbal beating like a man in THE CAVE

If you think humor can only last a couple sentences, you need to upgrade your mjlonirzorzes Mark XIII11!!1 humor pack!

  • 06.07.2006 1:27 PM PDT
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That was too funny LOL

  • 06.07.2006 1:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: that article
Cortana dies early in Halo 3 because she fails to upgrade to Windows Vista.


lol, brilliant!

  • 06.07.2006 1:54 PM PDT

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I stopped reading after he said Bungie was a drunken mispell of a gonad eating mushroom....This guy needs to lay of the shrooms himself.

[Edited on 6/7/2006]

  • 06.07.2006 1:56 PM PDT

Much better theory then some of the crap posted in this forum.

  • 06.07.2006 1:59 PM PDT
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ive never laugh so hard in months! lol..... ouch my belly hurts!!! roflmaoahahah!

  • 06.07.2006 2:02 PM PDT

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I stopped reading after he said Bungie was a drunken mispell of a gonad eating mushroom....This guy needs to lay of the shrooms himself.


I think you need to take some yourself. You're as bland as Missonary six with a nun.

  • 06.07.2006 2:12 PM PDT
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Man that sounds like me driving the Segway....I hope the wheelchair is in number 3!

  • 06.07.2006 2:15 PM PDT
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that was fun deffinately the best theory ive heard so far

  • 06.07.2006 2:37 PM PDT