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Subject: How does one become a ninja?

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Is there a trial?
Is there a regulation?
So how does one become one? How long do they have to be a member of Bungie.net?

  • 05.28.2012 1:31 PM PDT

Something about being beatin' with a wet noodle, if I can remember right.

  • 05.28.2012 1:32 PM PDT

He'd have instantly stopped and knelt down, one fist on the ground, hoping to be impervious to the officer's attacks. When this would have failed and he's in the back of the police car, he'd blame his predicament on his friends for not being team players.
Bungie's new game: Particle

Oh dear, run why you still can.

  • 05.28.2012 1:33 PM PDT

Key

your answers

  • 05.28.2012 1:33 PM PDT

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I think you can just do that maneuver with your shirt and it looks like a mask. Just put on black clothes and hit people with stuff. It's basically the same thing.

  • 05.28.2012 1:34 PM PDT

I'm a member of the Ginyu Force. I am the fastest in the Universe.

-Defeat a Forum Samurai in battle.
-Take naked pictures of Stosh. Without him having whip cream on his areas.

  • 05.28.2012 1:36 PM PDT
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How to be Ninja.

  • 05.28.2012 1:39 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

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one does not simply become a ninja... you are born a ninja.

  • 05.28.2012 1:40 PM PDT
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by not making threads like this for about 5 years

  • 05.28.2012 1:42 PM PDT

Spread the love...

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name

2. Location

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."

  • 05.28.2012 1:44 PM PDT


Posted by: Boss of OWNAGE
Oh dear, run why you still can.


love it.

  • 05.28.2012 1:46 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

by being a good little boy and following the rules, and maybe someday, just someday you might become one.

  • 05.28.2012 1:49 PM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
-legato on remedial chaos theory

At one point you had to be a Jumper or managing another successful private group but now it seems more to be based on connections.

[Edited on 05.28.2012 1:52 PM PDT]

  • 05.28.2012 1:51 PM PDT

He'd have instantly stopped and knelt down, one fist on the ground, hoping to be impervious to the officer's attacks. When this would have failed and he's in the back of the police car, he'd blame his predicament on his friends for not being team players.
Bungie's new game: Particle

Posted by: Dipod

Posted by: Boss of OWNAGE
Oh dear, run why you still can.


love it.

I only noticed the glaring grammatical mistake once it was quoted. I'm losing it.

  • 05.28.2012 1:57 PM PDT

Posted by: Duck duck DEATH
At one point you had to be a Jumper or managing another successful private group but now it seems more to be based on connections.
I love Jumper, even though it stared the ever-vapid Hayden Christensen. However, I did not know it was part of the ninja formula.

[Edited on 05.28.2012 2:27 PM PDT]

  • 05.28.2012 2:27 PM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
-legato on remedial chaos theory

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: Duck duck DEATH
At one point you had to be a Jumper or managing another successful private group but now it seems more to be based on connections.
I love Jumper, even though it stared the ever-vapid Hayden Christensen. However, I did not know it was part of the ninja formula.
What?

  • 05.28.2012 2:29 PM PDT

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  • 05.28.2012 2:30 PM PDT
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You must first become Birdman.

  • 05.28.2012 2:31 PM PDT

Posted by: Duck duck DEATH
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: Duck duck DEATH
At one point you had to be a Jumper or managing another successful private group but now it seems more to be based on connections.
I love Jumper, even though it stared the ever-vapid Hayden Christensen. However, I did not know it was part of the ninja formula.
What?
I guess you weren't speaking of the movie "Jumper"...

>.>
<.<

  • 05.28.2012 2:32 PM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
-legato on remedial chaos theory

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: Duck duck DEATH
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: Duck duck DEATH
At one point you had to be a Jumper or managing another successful private group but now it seems more to be based on connections.
I love Jumper, even though it stared the ever-vapid Hayden Christensen. However, I did not know it was part of the ninja formula.
What?
I guess you weren't speaking of the movie "Jumper"...

>.>
<.<
http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/bungiejump/

  • 05.28.2012 2:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Duck duck DEATH
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: Duck duck DEATH
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: Duck duck DEATH
At one point you had to be a Jumper or managing another successful private group but now it seems more to be based on connections.
I love Jumper, even though it stared the ever-vapid Hayden Christensen. However, I did not know it was part of the ninja formula.
What?
I guess you weren't speaking of the movie "Jumper"...

>.>
<.<
http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/bungiejump/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0489099/

  • 05.28.2012 2:34 PM PDT

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Something about being beatin' with a wet noodle, if I can remember right.

  • 05.28.2012 2:36 PM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

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You do not just become a forum ninja.

  • 05.28.2012 2:40 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

I think the best way to have even the slightest chance of becoming a ninja is to not make any topics on how to become a ninja.

  • 05.28.2012 2:41 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

You must defeat me in the illustrious Eating your own Head contest. When the whistle blows, the first to devour at least 80% of his own head is the one who goes on to be the guyto ban people! HAVE AT YOU!

Or, there is no solid method, and actively trying to attain that position is probably a waste of your time. I think you'll find interacting as you normally would on the forums much more edifying than trying to become a moderator. My two cents.

  • 05.28.2012 2:44 PM PDT

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