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Subject: How does one become a ninja?

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Surely the farthest anyone could go in such contest is their own lips?

  • 05.28.2012 2:45 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Well now, I do believe the prerequisites are...

Outdrink Bobcast... Don't try, you'll die first.
Somehow manage to be more attractive than Duardo. But good luck, people spend millions in plastic surgery trying to match his natural beauty.
Be older than Rich. Which is impossible.

Now I think you need to best all the other Mods at something as well, in order to even be considered for the position. And even the, you must have a fight to the death with the Webmaster. Who can respawn. But you can't.

Best of luck in your future endeavors.


[Edited on 05.28.2012 2:47 PM PDT]

  • 05.28.2012 2:46 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: Helveck
I'm trying to think of a prerequisite one requires to counter Slayer. Have you seen his videos? Jam toes and horse heads.

  • 05.28.2012 2:48 PM PDT

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I was told you have to be able to eat your own head and survive.

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  • 05.28.2012 2:51 PM PDT
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Ad Astra Per Aspera

Experienced In Life's Little Drama

If you are a chick, send me your photos. Swear it works.

  • 05.28.2012 2:51 PM PDT

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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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They are asked.

  • 05.28.2012 2:53 PM PDT
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Ninjas don't simply appear from nowhere.

Oh wait, they do.

  • 05.28.2012 2:54 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

The first step to becoming a ninja is to write a 10,000 word dissertation for each of the first 10 topics in every forum, evaluating each post with a psychological analysis of each user depending on their age.

Once you've done that, pour jam all over your feet in a patch of grass and soil whilst wearing a horse mask - all to the eccentric bashing of piano keys.

Then write a dissertation on Foman's left ear.

[Edited on 05.28.2012 2:59 PM PDT]

  • 05.28.2012 2:58 PM PDT

One does not simply become a ninja.

Become one with the banhammer, young grasshopper.

  • 05.28.2012 3:03 PM PDT


Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Forum Ninja Application


Oh Hoobla, I knew someone would.

  • 05.28.2012 3:06 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

By not asking about it.

  • 05.28.2012 3:29 PM PDT

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