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Subject: The most unrealistic thing about bond is..............................
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Out of all the impossible things hes done like flipping a coin into the laser and making the beam reflect on his restraints so he can escape.
The most unrealistic thing about him is hes brittish and he has good teeth.
Whats with that? Jaws had a pair of brittish super braces. Thats how bad his mouth was. How did bond escape his arch enemies.........................Gingervitas and the mouth disease gang? While jaws fell benath there power. Jaws is the most realistic character in all the james bond movies. Well at least his mouth was.

  • 09.24.2004 8:58 PM PDT
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that he is a total retard and he always scores on the hot chicks.

oh, and the -blam!- ass villains

  • 09.24.2004 9:00 PM PDT
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Takes out holographic tooth projection system. There mouth aint so pretty anymore. Lets see you score chicks now. Damn! Now if only we could do somthing about his endless supply of money. Then he would be chickless. At least we figured out what made his teeth pretty.

  • 09.24.2004 9:03 PM PDT
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Meh, you guys are just thinking men. Bond is for people like me who enjoy good action movies. i don't want it to be "realistic". In fact i watch Bond movies to escape reality.

[Edited on 9/24/2004 9:08:29 PM]

  • 09.24.2004 9:07 PM PDT

his big ass pocket of guns

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he gets laid every time he goes on some stupid miission wit hat least 2 -blam!- hot chicks i cant beleive that some -blam!- british -blam!- scores so much... think about if master chief was a spy like that he would be -blam!- some hot chick while hes on a mission

  • 09.25.2004 10:54 AM PDT
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When your right your right.
Why is it every time the world is mere seconds away from being destroyed he has time to make a pit stop and screw some chick?
MC couldnt.
Pitty.
You cant exactly just unzip and hes ready to go.
But bond!!!!!!!!!!!
Hes another story!

  • 09.25.2004 10:59 AM PDT
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Halo is so much more realistic than bond.

  • 09.25.2004 11:07 AM PDT
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No arguement there!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 09.25.2004 11:11 AM PDT
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Mc V.S. James Bond
Bond would win hands down.
First in the middle of the fight he would screw some chick.
Then MC would blast him with a plasma pistol.
Bond would flip a coin into the ray sending a bunch of bolts into MC.
Fully charges pistol fires again.
Bond flips the coin into bolt.
MC gets hit by scattered bolts.
Now MCs shields are gone.
MC fires assult rifle at bond.
Bond flips coin into bullets and they go flying into MC.
MC is damaged.
He pulls out rocket launcher and fires at bond.
Bond flips coin into rocket and it flies back at MC killing him.

THATS WHY I HATE JAMES BOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 09.25.2004 11:20 AM PDT
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Just another one of bonds weapons that ticks me off. He could probrably throw it at master chief and it would cut him in half.

  • 09.25.2004 11:38 AM PDT
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The fact that henchmen don't defecate or urinate when they die.

  • 09.25.2004 11:43 AM PDT
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I never liked bond movies, they all suck! Ya, like a pretty boy like him is going to get all these hot sluts! Then he gets all this dumb gizmos like, a car that blends into the enviroment. Get real! Those movies are the dumbest ever. No question about it.

  • 09.25.2004 11:50 AM PDT
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Your right.
It's like everything freezes in the movies to give bond time.
Villians even hold up on crapping their pants after they die.
Bond has too much time on his hands, among other things.

  • 09.25.2004 11:51 AM PDT
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MC kicks bond in the BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bond flips coin into MC and sends him flying.*
Bond you unrealistic sun of a BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bonds movies are the stupidest!
No question about it!

  • 09.25.2004 12:04 PM PDT
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Hmmmmmm?
Only about 20 flames on bond eh.
Thats not enough.
Bump
He,he
Back to page 1.
*Makes bond pay for his sluts*
How do ya like them apples bond?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 9/25/2004 3:05:46 PM]

  • 09.25.2004 3:05 PM PDT
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Would'nt he get all these diseases after screwing over 100 women unprotected?

  • 09.25.2004 6:26 PM PDT
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I'm surprised that in none of the movies, none of those 1000+ chicks comes to him asking for child support...

  • 09.25.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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Bond must have hella STDs..

  • 09.25.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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What the hell is with the watch laser? And it would probably take 200 sluts to give Bond AIDS. THAT'S WHY I HATE BOND!

  • 09.25.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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Bond has a gadget.
His condom is a thin layer of microscopic metal. It is nearly impossible to break. Thats why he never got a chick pregnate or got aids.
Of all the gadgets to give bond.....................They had to give him protection.

Now, What to do about Bonds endless supply of money?
Any solutions out there?

[Edited on 9/25/2004 8:25:03 PM]

  • 09.25.2004 8:22 PM PDT

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his big ass pocket of guns

Heh.


im serious what does he shove the dual rocket launchers up his ass prison style then crap them out before oddjob comes to chop his head off with his dangerouslly sharp hat 0_o

  • 09.25.2004 9:11 PM PDT