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Subject: Mail Sack 20 - Ninja Edition

Destiny Awaits ◑·

See you Starside

So there's this guy name urk. You may have met him. Hows he doing. Its been a while.

  • 06.04.2012 2:47 PM PDT
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deej pls

Does Qbix really smell like fish?

  • 06.04.2012 2:53 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: RogueRainbowX
Does Qbix really smell like fish?

I think that's just a rumour the other ninjas spread because they were jealous of Qbix's fiendish good looks.

  • 06.04.2012 3:00 PM PDT

Dear Ninjas. Can you put in a good word for me so that I may become a Bungie Moderator? This way I can find out what happens behind closed doors of your secure war room and feast my eyes upon your battle scars.

[Edited on 06.04.2012 3:17 PM PDT]

  • 06.04.2012 3:07 PM PDT

Rock Chalk Real Talk
Minnesotan, currently going to school at KU.


@Geegs30

Has your moderator experience in any way improved/affected your daily activities? For example, Foman's lawyer argumentation getting better after dealing with countless trolls, etc.

Do you have a most memorable ban/warning?

[Edited on 06.04.2012 3:10 PM PDT]

  • 06.04.2012 3:08 PM PDT

USAF Air Traffic Controller.
#moap

Most rewarding experience on these forums to date?

  • 06.04.2012 3:12 PM PDT

Unkown forger. Fear my laser face.
Hit me up

Forum Ninja, have you ever trolled?

  • 06.04.2012 3:13 PM PDT
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to paramedics. Trust me, I'm a pilot.

How did you feel when you were first selected to be a Forum Ninja?

  • 06.04.2012 3:15 PM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

Have you ever banned the wrong person by accident?

~Delta

  • 06.04.2012 3:16 PM PDT

@JosephBiwald
View my Art

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Being a Ninja seems like a lot of work and time consumption; What entices you to stay on the Wet Noodle, and swing your hammer at the outlaws of the community?

  • 06.04.2012 3:28 PM PDT

#1 Legendary ODST Firefight Highscore

[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]

Is the wet noodle a pasta noodle or a swimming pool noodle? How was your experience with it?

  • 06.04.2012 3:28 PM PDT

Gaming Rig Specs:
Coolermaster HAF X // XFX Pro 850W XXX PSU // Corsair 16GB Vengeance RAM (1600MHz) //
Corsair 120GB Force GT SSD // Western Digital Caviar Green 2TB HDD // Intel i7 3770k CPU //
MSI Z77A-GD65 Mainboard // MSI GTX 680 Twin Frozr III OC Edition Graphics Card -- Runs BF3 on ultra at anywhere from 60FPS to 130+FPS.

|| Average Joe ||

Can Foman help boost me to 50 in Halo 3?

  • 06.04.2012 3:35 PM PDT

Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?

  • 06.04.2012 3:37 PM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

What, if anything, would you change the 'unleash ninjas' button to if you could? Be original.

  • 06.04.2012 3:42 PM PDT

Who was the first to rise to the rank of "Master Forum Ninja"?

  • 06.04.2012 3:45 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

Can i be one of you

  • 06.04.2012 3:46 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

1. How were you contacted when becoming a ninja?
2. What are your plans for increasing/decreasing/doing nothing your ranks when the new IP comes to handle the influx of new visitors?
3. Why is Tom T no longer a ninja?
4. What is the stupidest thing you have had to ban a person for?
5. How does one go about becoming a ninja?
6. How does the releationship you have with employee's change when becoming a ninja?
7. Do you get special access to BUNGIE info because you are a ninja.
8. Will you show us a screenshot HFCS that the average B.net user can not see?
9. Why hasn't Jerome been made a ninja? He could beat us digitally and IRL!!! Imagine the hilarity that would ensue.
10. What is the all time lowest forum rank for a joining ninja? (not counting pre-forum rank era)
11. Do you ever chuckle and think "I'm gonna ban this person for the lulz."?
12. Does Foman really smell like cheese? If so, what kind of cheese?
13. Do you ninjas play any part in DeeJs challenges? (deciding topics, determining finalists, etc)
14. Did you ever get banned by a ninja, get made a ninja later on, and then take revenge on said ninja?
15. What determines who becomes a Master Ninja vs. a regular Ninja?
16. When you became a ninja, did you ever abuse your power to get back at someone who you held a grudge against? (Not counting Foman, that's an obvious answer)
17. When you got this question, was it out of the blue, or did DeeJ tell you a week ahead of time what was going on?
18. What made you stand out from all the other people who were considered for ninjaship?
19. How do YOU determine if you give a ban or a warning?
20. Are their any Memes that exist exclusively within HFCS?

Sorry I could only get to 20 questions this week DeeJ. I swear I'll try harder to make your job harder next week.

Edit: Bonus question 21. If this is a ninja edition, then why can I see it? Well?

[Edited on 06.04.2012 4:17 PM PDT]

  • 06.04.2012 3:55 PM PDT

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
-Omar Khayyám-

Has Yoozel finished his contest with Webmaster yet? I called dibs on winner a while back and no one has returned my emails.

  • 06.04.2012 4:09 PM PDT

Unkown forger. Fear my laser face.
Hit me up

when does bungie turn from the independent developer to the man.

  • 06.04.2012 4:23 PM PDT

Just call me Whitcher

Onion Invasion was on the spot randomness that I entered when I first got xbox live. I have changed my GT once.

If I go of topic, It's known as Whitchering

Do you moderate any forums other than the Bungie forums?

  • 06.04.2012 4:26 PM PDT

- Dragon Ball/Z/GT and it's merchandise are awesome.
- All "abriged" parodies are hilarious.
- Humanity, as a whole, is stupid.
- I have asperger's syndrome
- This is the best used 20 seconds of your life
- Official helper to the Halo: Reach - The Armor You'll Be Wearing This Fall! Thread

If there was a thread that was extermely humorous, productive, informative, etc, but that happened to be standing on the line of the the banhammer, would you let the dubious thread live (It is only legally(?) grey, of course), or would you stop it right then and there....

*cough*Kmart*cough*duardo*cough*

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How do you keep your sanity on a day to day basis?

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What is one thing that is currently not allowed or is not a feature because of fear of abuse that you personally would have no issue with on the site?

  • 06.04.2012 4:27 PM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

Did you (the ninjas) do anything out of the ordinary that made Bungie contact you to be a moderator?

  • 06.04.2012 4:33 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Warning! This question may be out of character. Do you think I could be a ninja? Give me a straight up answer. Do I have what it takes? Is it possible for me? Should I just give up now because no matter how hard I try or what I do I can't be one?
If you respond in the mailsack or via PM thank you for an answer, if not? I'll cry myself to sleep for months to come.

  • 06.04.2012 4:36 PM PDT

Ok... hands down halo 4 looks epic, though I do believe I saw a hit marker, and I also do believe bungie was lurking somewhere in e3, are you perhaps seeing the quality of all the games so you know what your must surpass? Or maybe trolling the minds of "other" designers??

  • 06.04.2012 4:43 PM PDT