The Classifieds
This topic has moved here: Subject: Seeking Mohagany Gentlemen
  • Subject: Seeking Mohagany Gentlemen
Subject: Seeking Mohagany Gentlemen
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

I am part of a diverse group of friends who realize that they do not have a black person in the group. We are ashamed and want to correct this mistake.

Must meet at least seven (7) of ten (10) Qualifications:

>Must not know father

>Must love KFC, grape soda, and watermelon

>Must either have a fro or be bald

>Must call the rest of group racist on a daily basis (in a very black way)

>Must be able to rap (beat-boxing counts)

>Must be fine with liberal use of the n-word

>Must have 50% of bloodstream be made out of marijuana. (other 50% made of Koolaid ideal, but not necessary)

>Must wear pants at least eleven (11) inches below top of boxers (no tighty-whighties allowed)

>Must be a womanizer

>Must have a black accent and say black stuff (example: Aw sh­it nig­ger!)

Msg me your skype contact if you qualify and are interested.

  • 06.05.2012 11:29 PM PDT