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Yep.

  • 06.07.2012 6:48 AM PST

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Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

Because Sam would keep turning invisible.

Posted by: Vinny White
Sex with highschool jailbait
and stamp collecting

What the actual -blam!-?

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Accidently jizzed in my hair once.

But, no.

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Well you know...sometimes it gets out of control and....accidents happen..

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...


yes.

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It shoots in random directions. Dammit how do I control this thing

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Posted by: A Good Troll
Accidently jizzed in my hair once.

But, no.

what.


the.


actual.


fuhk.

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Which type?

If you are talking about exfoliation, then no.
If you are talking about the -blam!- act, then yes (I swallow as well).

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Posted by: WyIdfyre
Yep.

Surprised I am not.

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Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

yep.

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Posted by: epicCgamer

Posted by: A Good Troll
Accidently jizzed in my hair once.

But, no.

what.


the.


actual.


fuhk.

My shiz has some range bro. Was aiming for my stomach and miscalculated the angle of launch.

  • 06.07.2012 6:51 AM PST

Let it go.

Yes, I have. My pores were clogged so I bought an exfoliating cream for my face. I went all out and even had cucumbers over my eyes. My face was so smooth and clean afterwards. I'd recommend a facial for anyone, regardless of gender.

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I miss the good old days of gaming. Back when it was about having fun and people weren't just obsessed with Call Of Duty. People used to play for the adventure, story lines and interesting gameplay, not for getting famous or how good the graphics are .......ugh I wish we could go back to that time... back when getting famous and graphics weren't EVERYTHING to people. Back when the gameplay, storyline and adventure were all that mattered.....those were happier times-OpTic Niko

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Posted by: ColdEmbrace
Yes, I have. My pores were clogged so I bought an exfoliating cream for my face. I went all out and even had cucumbers over my eyes. My face was so smooth and clean afterwards. I'd recommend a facial for anyone, regardless of gender.


Sounds relaxing and here I am using clean n clear

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This thread is getting -blam!-­er with each reply.

[Edited on 06.07.2012 6:53 AM PDT]

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Let it go.


Posted by: A Good Troll
This thread is getting -blam!-­er with each reply.


This reply certainly didn't help.

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Posted by: Gman5434
If you are talking about the -blam!- act, then yes (I swallow as well).


You swallow your own gentleman's relish? That's just wrong.

OT - Hit my ear once, I've never aimed at my face on purpose though.

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Posted by: Opinion

Posted by: Gman5434
If you are talking about the -blam!- act, then yes (I swallow as well).


You swallow your own gentleman's relish? That's just wrong.

IIRC, surveys show 28% of men have tasted their own product and 10% of men dine on it regularly.

  • 06.07.2012 6:55 AM PST


Posted by: A Good Troll
Accidently jizzed in my hair once.

But, no.


your head hair? How did that happen?

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No I wouldn't on purpose and I never have on accident I'd have to wait a good 4-5 days without fapping for that to happen I fap twice a day so it's fairly controllable.

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Posted by: Opinion

Posted by: Gman5434
If you are talking about the -blam!- act, then yes (I swallow as well).


You swallow your own gentleman's relish? That's just wrong.

I am assuming that that is some weird euphemism but yes. Although I am also not straight.

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I tasted my own before, nothing wrong with it

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Posted by: A Good Troll
IIRC, surveys show 28% of men have tasted their own product and 10% of men dine on it regularly.


-blam!-, that means in my office there's statistically five guys who regularly eat their own love juice.

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Posted by: Alpharias

Posted by: A Good Troll
Accidently jizzed in my hair once.

But, no.


your head hair? How did that happen?

As stated, aimed for the belly, hit the hair. I was probably like 16 and it was the second time I had bated that day. I always have more range on my second go around.

I can't tell you how many times I've tried for the pull out and jizz on a girl's rear move where it has ended with a rope or two in the girl's hair.

I didn't tell them 80% of the time either.

  • 06.07.2012 6:57 AM PST