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Subject: Have you ever given yourself a facial?

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Fail

  • 06.07.2012 1:55 PM PDT
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dafuq did i just read?

  • 06.07.2012 2:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: H9man
dafuq did i just read?

  • 06.07.2012 2:25 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

Had to remove 4 ribs to achieve maximum pleasure.

[I lied]

  • 06.07.2012 2:26 PM PDT

I'm a gun toting, cigar chomping, heartless, murdering sociopath. Come at me bro! *lights cigar*


Posted by: Lethal Spaniard
What the actual -blam!-?

  • 06.07.2012 2:28 PM PDT
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So happy this thread is still going.

  • 06.07.2012 2:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: RockLeefan1
I hope half the stupid posts aren't true.
Mine is.


Posted by: FatherlyNick
Had to remove 4 ribs to achieve maximum pleasure.
I didn't.

  • 06.07.2012 2:30 PM PDT

No, but I almost did once. I nearly panicked.

  • 06.07.2012 2:31 PM PDT

Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.

Posted by: WyIdfyre

Posted by: RockLeefan1
I hope half the stupid posts aren't true.
Mine is.


Posted by: FatherlyNick
Had to remove 4 ribs to achieve maximum pleasure.
I didn't.

Thanks for going out of your way to clarify that for us...thanks a lot

  • 06.07.2012 2:32 PM PDT

We are soldiers without borders, our purpose defined by the era we live in. This is our Heaven, and our Hell.

Replies: Proof the flood is 13. Or watches too much pronZ instead of living in the real world.

  • 06.07.2012 2:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: M_Power
No, but I almost did once. I nearly panicked.

At least it's yours. It's like when you get a little pee on yourself. No big deal, just wash it off.

  • 06.07.2012 2:32 PM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.

Ah, this is one of those times I realized I'm not that insane. Frack yeah.

  • 06.07.2012 2:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: WyIdfyre

Posted by: RockLeefan1
I hope half the stupid posts aren't true.
Mine is.


Posted by: FatherlyNick
Had to remove 4 ribs to achieve maximum pleasure.
I didn't.

Thanks for going out of your way to clarify that for us...thanks a lot
You're welcome :D

  • 06.07.2012 2:33 PM PDT

Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.

When I saw this thread I was thinkin "naw, the Flood wouldn't go to spas, would they?"

  • 06.07.2012 2:35 PM PDT

Religion is stupid. Halo is amazing.

Well, I've purposely came in my mouth a few times if that counts.

  • 06.07.2012 2:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: The Son Of Goat
Well, I've purposely came in my mouth a few times if that counts.


O_0

OT: no, and I don't plan to either.

  • 06.07.2012 2:47 PM PDT

Religion is stupid. Halo is amazing.


Posted by: Sacred Flea

Posted by: The Son Of Goat
Well, I've purposely came in my mouth a few times if that counts.


O_0

OT: no, and I don't plan to either.


I'm Bi. I liked it. :3

  • 06.07.2012 2:50 PM PDT
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I be trippin'.

I really hope a mod logs on and kills this thread soon.

  • 06.07.2012 2:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: ListenClosely
bane: lets not stand on ceremony here mr wayne
batman: ok
bane: your punishment must be more severe
batman: im gothams rekoning
bane: me too
batman: oh


Posted by: Ghost Liberty
Replies: Proof the flood is 13. Or watches too much pronZ instead of living in the real world.

This.
I mean, what the actual hell?

I mean, really. Are all the kids here sad enough to shallow themselves and not someone else? Are all the kids here have had -blam!- contact with only their hand?

  • 06.07.2012 2:55 PM PDT

I wish they would allow signatures at the end of someones post... Would be fun.

Pshh I do more than that. Every time. Cause I'm hardcore.

  • 06.07.2012 2:56 PM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.


Posted by: WyIdfyre
Yep.

You were right on time, as expected.

  • 06.07.2012 3:00 PM PDT


Posted by: JHOX
I really hope a mod logs on and kills this thread soon.

It seems like the mods have been slacking for the past few weeks. This thread and everyone in it would have been been nuked to oblivion if it took place in 2010.

  • 06.07.2012 3:23 PM PDT

Trussingdoor is pretty kewl. He fires lasers and doesn't afraid of anything.

How is the first post blacklisted and yet this isn't locked?!

  • 06.07.2012 3:31 PM PDT

We need a carpet ban.

  • 06.07.2012 3:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: ChasePin
Pshh I do more than that. Every time. Cause I'm hardcore.

  • 06.07.2012 3:50 PM PDT