- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
SALUTATIONS!
I am recruting you for our clan and chapter we are a laid back group of adults (old kids?) with lives (some of us) who are mostly from the same area. Reno NV. Now i wont lie.. we arent that good,none but a few play more the once a week. but we are good natured and fun even in the face of defeat .we do not give up or quit, we will leave cheating feedback but will also leave you positive feedback too. We will take newbs, but we are kind of look'n for a ringer, rising in levels arent that important to us and while we win a bit. winning more wouldent hurt either
So do you have what it takes? prolly
Will you join us in our battles? prolly not
JOIN US on Friday nights 10 pm to 3??
The Lords of Peon Group Home
ATTENTION The Lords in Turmoil
And now a special announcement from our founder Sweeet42
Since the sad loss of our former peon, E Bubba Hotep, we are currently taking applications for a new peon. Think you got what it takes?
Please send all applications for Peon-ship to this website by posting in the forum (which I hope to check sometime later this month).
Of course, if you are not a member of this fine establishment, feel free to petition to become a member and hopefully Twiztid or I will get around to seeing that we have pending members and make the hard and strenous decision of whether or not we should make you our next peon.
Still not convinced you should be our next peon? Here's a quick rundown of the benefits that you will receive as our next peon:
* Constant noogies and wet willies from all other lords.
* Giving sponge baths to our oldest member, Eric, as he reminisces about the good old days when multiplayer action usually meant you had to protect yourself, otherwise something would be burning fierce in the morning.
* Standing outside of Port of Subs, proclaiming "Jon makes the best sandwiches in the world! Come inside and see how much meat he can put in your mouth!"
* Babysitting for either Ro, Peter, Janner or Ian as they go out clubbing constantly reminding women with beer goggles that they're married with kid(s).
* Babysitting James. Cause he likes it when someone watches him.
* Petting Galen on the head and cooing, "Who's my good little boy? Yes, you are! Oh, yes you are!"
Apply now! We are an equal opportunity employer.
Note: a drug test may be required, but more than likely won't happen.
So there you have it why havent you joined yet?
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