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Subject: Hilarious Halo 3 Fan Fiction

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

I know there's already a thread about this, but I just felt the need to share this story with the rest of the forum. Before I post it, I want to make this very, very clear: This is NOT my work, and if it were, I would never ever post it. I just thought it might entertain someone. It certainly makes Eric Nylund look even better, doesn't it?

HALO REACH

Reaching for BR part 1

Nobel 6 was lik any other Spartan. But he was a Spartan 3 so that mean he is 3 times better than normal spartan. But not spartan 2 because theyre level 2. So he is 1 time better than Master Chef. But not just beacause of that. He was uniqe in another way too. He did not have battle rifle. He had Designers Machine Rifle, or DMR for short.

There was onse a time when all playars had a battle rifle, Nobel 6 thinked to himself. Unfortenate, these times are gone with the wind. "There must be a way I can brung back the battel rifle," he thinked out loud. Sudenly he has idea. "What if I find the bungie headcorters and tell them to put back battel rifle" he worded to himself.

He went to his worthog and he driven to his base so that he could tell his teamates about his plan to infiltrait the bungie headcorters. As he drived along, he was brethless at the beuty around him. The plants were big and green and pretty and the animels were furry and nice and it was a bright sunny day with a great blue sky above with no clouds or nothing. On second thought, he thinked, this is -blam!-. This is realy realy -blam!-.

As he drived along he saw kat taking a walk through the woods. He driven up and said, "Hey baby you need a ride?" And she said ok and they went to the base together. On the way nobel 6 explaned his plan to Kat and she said "that must be the secret to winning the Covenent! With the dmr we can not win beacause they have needel rifle but if we have battle rifel, we can 4 shot the arbiters!" Kat said to Nobel 6. Nobel 6 said, "thats my girl" and he smacked her ass and they went inside the base.

Upon entiring the base he was greeted by the nobel team. They chiled out and trained to kill arbiters and drank and had fun and stuff. And then nobel 6 said "Ok guys its time I half to tell you guys my secret that I have been keeping today. ...i have discovurd a way to beat the arbiters.." "What! You mean we can finaly beat the arbiters?" Jorge questiond back. Nobel 6 gathured his strength to tell them of the battle rifel... and his other, most biggest secret that he had kept from them.

Nobel 6 took off his helmet to reviel his face for first time to the crew gasped at the site of his face, which was like a snake dinosaurus thing and had sharp teeth and looked scary to the Halos. "You see..." Tyranno, which was nobel 6s real name, said. ".. I am a arbiter. I know the weekness of the arbiters."


Yeah.........

  • 06.09.2012 1:14 PM PDT

Never, ever melee attack a hunter from behind, just don't.

Some fine English skills in this piece of work.

  • 06.09.2012 1:37 PM PDT

So Noble 6 is alive in the Halo 3 Universe and he is actually an Arbiter? Meh.

  • 06.09.2012 1:38 PM PDT

Never, ever melee attack a hunter from behind, just don't.

I never realised Noble 6 had a 'thing' for Kat....

  • 06.09.2012 1:41 PM PDT


HALO REACH
So he is 1 time better than Master Chef.

You know, I did hear that Noble Six's cooking skills were better than the Master Chef's.

  • 06.09.2012 1:59 PM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

If this guy were trolling, it would be a fine piece of work. Unfortunately....

  • 06.09.2012 4:26 PM PDT

I changed usernames to match my gamertag. My original account, wambo114, was created when I got xbox live. I'm a 2007 kid really!

wambo114: Member Since: 11.09.2007

youtube.com/user/wambo114


Posted by: swvjdirector
If this guy were trolling


Must be.

  • 06.09.2012 4:31 PM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."


Posted by: Colossal Dave

Posted by: swvjdirector
If this guy were trolling


Must be.


If he is, he gets +fifteen sexdecillion points. :p

  • 06.09.2012 4:38 PM PDT