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Subject: What are your most favorite bungie quotes?

"Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." - Ayaan Hirsi Ali


Posted by: Mythical Wolf
Posted by: DeeJ
One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude.

"I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan.

I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes.

"You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones.

"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"

This HAS to be my favorite. LOL.

  • 06.09.2012 5:28 PM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

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I have seen you future

Posted by: Reachbigotry

Posted by: Mythical Wolf
Posted by: DeeJ
One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude.

"I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan.

I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes.

"You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones.

"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"

This HAS to be my favorite. LOL.

This one always makes me laugh.

Also, "Lumpy pudding is against the rules." And in the old TOU where it gave examples of forbidden illegal activities and included "lumpy pudding (it it's not illegal it should be)."

  • 06.09.2012 5:34 PM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Jim Harkins

Posted by: Frankie
Shut up nerds!


I guess his not a Bungie employee anymore, so this might not count.

Posted by: Mythical Wolf
Posted by: DeeJ
One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude.

"I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan.

I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes.

"You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones.

"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"


That's pretty good.

  • 06.09.2012 5:42 PM PDT

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Posted by: Enormous Corgi
"Wellllllll" - Jay Weinland as Sage



Huh.......?

  • 06.09.2012 8:41 PM PDT

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tenn' Ambar-metta!


Posted by: Pyrofreezer
The Tru7h. The Whole Tru7h. And Nothing but the Tru7h.

  • 06.09.2012 8:44 PM PDT


Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Posted by: Enormous Corgi
"Wellllllll" - Jay Weinland as Sage
This is what I got when I Google'd Jay Weinland. lol.

Yey Long Island!

  • 06.09.2012 8:44 PM PDT

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  • 06.09.2012 8:47 PM PDT


Posted by: TopWargamer
Frogblast the ventcore

  • 06.09.2012 9:16 PM PDT

If I were capable of laughter you would hear it bellow from my various apertures.


Posted by: Bronx Bomber

Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Posted by: Enormous Corgi
"Wellllllll" - Jay Weinland as Sage
This is what I got when I Google'd Jay Weinland. lol.

Yey Long Island!


Woo!

  • 06.09.2012 9:33 PM PDT

Ah, someone leaked. Now to find the leak and.... plug it.
With justice.

I use coup 5
Never Played halo 1 = Invalid opinion
Bloom isn't whats broken, its your idea of what good is and your opinion
Thats like saying uber nerf armor lock because like 20 percent of the community hates it. Oh wait..................

-"Banshee's are multiplayer vehicles too."

  • 06.09.2012 11:21 PM PDT
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平和と愛

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Xbox Live and Pizza 24/7/365

  • 06.09.2012 11:23 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Posted by: nerd
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Xbox Live and Pizza 24/7/365

24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 weeks a year.

  • 06.09.2012 11:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Achronos
Cup stays here.
Short, simple, and to the point.

[Edited on 06.09.2012 11:34 PM PDT]

  • 06.09.2012 11:34 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

Stuff

  • 06.10.2012 2:19 AM PDT

I find you rather shallow and pedantic.

'Upon extended consideration, we approve of Pants.' is a great.

  • 06.10.2012 2:40 AM PDT

GGGGGGggggggggggggGGGG

"Why yes, that is a euphemism."

  • 06.10.2012 2:59 AM PDT

feartehstickman...
Posted by: toxicpanther615
the only problem i have with mine is that it's unstable,[very shakey],so you'd need a tripod for it.

Posted by: CJ Olvaid 360
Just drink a beer and everything will be ok

"You're a good player, and your mum is a classy lady."

"Stosh's Mum is a classy lady, too."

  • 06.10.2012 4:48 AM PDT

"Crazy sausage!"

[Edited on 06.10.2012 4:55 AM PDT]

  • 06.10.2012 4:54 AM PDT

Man of God. Fan of Bungie. Eater of many Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers.

"Alright. Let's go pump some butts"
-Luke Smith

  • 06.10.2012 5:31 AM PDT
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Infection in Halo 3 isn't zombie killing; it's ethnic cleansing. Have you ever noticed that these "zombies" are just black Spartans?

Courtesy of Joe Staten on the Podcast:

"Y'know Bertone? He doesn't do any work; he just sits around all day drinking coffee and visits Marty's grave!"

It's even funnier without the context, so you can forget about me providing any.

  • 06.10.2012 5:32 AM PDT

Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Posted by: Enormous Corgi
"Wellllllll" - Jay Weinland as Sage
This is what I got when I Google'd Jay Weinland. lol.

Origin: Long Island
Woooo!!!

I don't really have a favorite quote, but I absolutely love Bungie's definition of "research". According to them, I've been researching and studying since I was five.

  • 06.10.2012 5:41 AM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

"Triple Kill -blam!-es"

~ Achronos on getting a Triple Kill when playing Matchmaking

  • 06.10.2012 5:56 AM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

I usually only hear DUDE!!

  • 06.10.2012 6:13 AM PDT

"See you starside"....Love it.

  • 06.10.2012 6:18 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
"See you starside"....Love it.

I am unable to hear or read that phrase without then imagining a "ffwwwwwshhhhttt!" sound immediately afterwards.

  • 06.10.2012 6:23 AM PDT

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