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I´ve just been reading the mails of those cheaters and i must say i´m still laughing about them.
I always get so angry when i see those modders in the game but since i found this site i´m just laughing about them coz i know they´re gonna end up here begging for their account to be "unbanned" again.
It´s hard to find any game were someone has got not "team host" or things like that but i still enjoy each game i´m having.
Anna xxxx

  • 06.12.2006 2:30 AM PDT
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I would just like to point out the fact that I myself have had over 70 gamertags. All you bungie pole smokers out there suckin' up to bungie really think it does any more good to leave a modder feedback and email their gamertag name to bungie. Here is some news for you, us modders, GET BANNED AFTER 6 TO 8 -blam!- HOURS ANYWAY. Bungie is just too stupid to figure out a way to detect the maps and ban you as soon as you sign on. Reporting modders doesn't get them banned any faster. And we will just hop on another gamertag and do it up again anyway. Cheaters do prosper. We prosper at pissing off little ass kids who have no place playing a grown ass man's game. Kids who dont even know how to ride a -blam!- bike are playing halo 2 talkin about "suck my dick this...-blam!- you that...im leaving you feedback for cheating" <----and thats not grounds for being penalized??? OK fair enough. Sorry for yelling. I'm sure you wont mind the profanity, considering this site is for mature audiences only. As is the ESRB rating for HALO DEUCE. Which brings me to my next point. Modding is against the rules. Um...last time I read the terms of agreement I recall seeing something about fetuses not being allowed to play xbox live (and by fetuses I mean children under the age of 13). I also recall that you have to be 17+ to buy and or play Halo 2. But you don't see the little kids that play Xbox Live with mommy and daddy's credit cards getting banned do you? NO! DO SOMETHIN' ABOUT THAT -blam!-! SO -blam!- ALL YOU CRYING LITTLE -blam!-...PLAY A MATURE GAME WHEN YOUR -blam!- NUTS DROP YOU LITTLE FEMININE -blam!-ES!!

  • 06.12.2006 3:19 AM PDT
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Oh and bungie...go head and blam out all my curse words, I just remembered to point out that you put in your weekly update headline about cheaters never prospering...and apparently they dont spell correctly either.
"The Bungie Weekly Update

by Frankie at 6/9/2006 4:16 PM PDT
Lots of interesting little fun things today, including some teasing about Halo 3 single and multiplayer modes and a small collection of new Waaahmbulance emails. Cheaters never prosper, and apparently never spell correctly either."

I seem to recall a typo your dumbass made in the 3rd paragraph. It's the second to last word in that paragraph. The paragraph reads as follows:

"That's a testament to our game, of which we are very fond. It's also a testament to the skill, patience and dedication of our gamers who've put up with cheating, network out time, matchmaking playlist shenanigans and more. To you, we give our thanks. Thanks for supporting us and thanks for sticking with or game."

Seems like you guys need to do spell check before you comment on anyone else's grammar/punctuation/spelling considering you yourselves do not know the proper usage of the english language. IN YO' FACE!!!!!

  • 06.12.2006 3:25 AM PDT
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-blam!-s

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And another of there stupid modders.
Yay.
It just shows that u guys are not good enough to play without modds.
Play the real Halo without "team host" and all that and you´ll lose each and every game.
The litlle kids you´re moaning bout are not modding u know they just have a bad language but that doesn´t affect the game to me.I still have a good chance to win when i play against them.
It´s guys like u that standby,make "team host" and bridge and all that that turns each game into a nightmare.
What is the great thing when u are a rank 50 through modding?
Nothing coz as soon as u get there u´ll get beat by some guys who eventually got up there without cheating.
there is just no point in it.

  • 06.12.2006 4:21 AM PDT
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Honey, I swear just one more game and I'll be up to bed.

Great update! The excuses keep me laughing. I'd love to see they guys when they get in then real world and do something at work and they are trying to plead their way back into their job.

I guess the guy above makes sure he is playing with only kids before he mods then. LOL!! If you are not good enough to beat the kids then get better so you can. LOL!!

  • 06.12.2006 4:39 AM PDT
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shut the -blam!- up you stupid -blam!-.....why are you complaining about a game....get a LIFE!!...get a BOYFRIEND!!!!...COME ON!!

  • 06.12.2006 6:55 AM PDT
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YEA BIZZATCH...DO LIKE THE COLNEL SAID AND SHUT THA F U C K UP!!!! MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND PUT THE CONTROLLER DOWN AND GO DO SOME DISHES...LEAVE THE HALO TO THE PROS...AND ANY OF YOU THAT THINK MODDERS SUCK...ILL PLAY YOU LEGIT ON YOUR HOST YOU F U C K I N G GARBAGE A S S P U S S I E S. I GUARANTEE YOU ILL R A P E YOU IN YOUR OWN GAME. I PLAYED HALO 2 FOR A YEAR AND A HALF BEFORE I MODDED SO I KNOW HOW TO -blam!-IN PLAY. SO SEND CRUNK CAUCASIAN A FRIEND REQUEST... AND GET -blam!-IN PWNED!!!!

  • 06.12.2006 6:58 AM PDT
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OH AND THE ONLY B I T C H E Z THAT PLAY HALO ARE FAT H O E S THAT CANT GET A GUY TO TALK TO THEM ANYWHERE BESIDES XBOX LIVE!

  • 06.12.2006 7:05 AM PDT
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AND I GUARANTEE YOU IF I PUT MY MYSPACE ON HERE...ALL YOU LITTLE F U C K I N LITTLE WHINEY B I T C H E Z WOULD SHUT THE F U C K UP!

  • 06.12.2006 7:06 AM PDT
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-BLAM!!!!!- THAT S H I T YOU OVERWEIGHT VIDEO GAME CREATORS! ONCE AGAIN...IN YO' FACE! YOU NON-TYPING NOOBS. YA'LL BETTER STOP MAKIN' 2 MONTH FREE TRIALS...CUZ THATS THE ONLY WAY IMMA STOP MODDIN' BIZATCH! THEN IM STILL GONNA STEAL HOST WITH MY ZONEALARM PRO AND STANDBY PEOPLE JUST TO PISS THEM OFF. OH...AND DONT THINK I DIDNT SEE YOUR LITTLE BUNGIE SUPPORT IP ADDRESS TRY TO PING MY S H I T THE OTHER DAY WHEN MY FIREWALL WAS ON HIGH...PLEASE BELIEVE I PUT THAT S H I T ON TRUSTED AND PRESSED THA F U C K ON!



HEY I WOULDNT MIND PLAYIN WANNA YOU FAT F U C K I N PENCIL PUSHIN DOUGHNUT EATIN EMPLOYEES...SO YALL CAN HIT ME UP TOO. LIKE I SAID...ON YOUR HOST!

  • 06.12.2006 7:10 AM PDT
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OOOOOO SNAP!!!!! ill post my myspace too and you can see that ive went thro puberty and i have a life!! SO F U C K BUNGIE!!!!

  • 06.12.2006 7:16 AM PDT
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I DONT EVEN KNOW THIS COL GUY BUT HE OBVIOUSLY UNDERSTANDS WHERE THE MATURE PEOPLE ARE COMING FROM...THE ONES THAT DONT HAVE CURFEWS...THE GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL ONES...THE NON BEDTIME HAVIN ASS ONES...THE JOB HAVIN ASS ONES...SO YA'LL NEED TO KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT AND STAY OUTTA MY FORUM! WHILE YALL DOIN DISHES FOR MOMMY AND DOIN YOUR HOMEWORK...WE'RE PLAYIN LEGIT...THEN IT GETS BORING BEATIN PEOPLE ALL THE TIME LEGIT...SO WE THROW ON THE MODS AND HAVE FUN IN A DIFFERENT WAY. IM NOT GARBAGE...I WILL OWN YOU AND T BAG YOUR BODY UNTIL U COME BACK TO THAT SPOT AND THEN ILL OWN YOU WITH MY BACK TURNED!

  • 06.12.2006 7:23 AM PDT
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you little kids are just mad cuz i got enough bass in my voice to knock the picture off your wall and you're non-testicle havin ass's voice is high enough to crack the f u c k i n TV screen. and its not me standbying...my nuts have dropped and my voice has hit a low frequency that makes my internet cut out when i talk to my teammates. IN YO' FACE!

  • 06.12.2006 7:27 AM PDT
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OWNED!!!

[Edited on 6/12/2006]

  • 06.12.2006 7:40 AM PDT
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I do agree about these little kids playing Halo. They are the first one to curse and should not be allowed on XBOX live. Rules are rules.

  • 06.12.2006 8:14 AM PDT
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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Thank God we have a free country and that Bungie allows anybody to post on its website. If we didn't, we wouldn't have all these loser cheaters posting here to confirm to us how stupid and worthless cheaters are. It amazes me that they think that we are all so stupid that we actually believe they're SOOO good at Halo 2 that they need to mod to make it interesting. Hey--are you mad because your email was one of the ones in the Waahhhhmbulance? I bet I know what you look like... you're just another one of life's losers: greasy, skinny, living in your parents' basement and working 20 hours a week at McDonalds so that they'll stop yelling at you to get a job. Borrowing your mom's minivan so that you can go smoke Marlboro Lights with your other 2 loser friends and pretend you're cool because you smash a beer bottle on the wall of 7-11. And to make yourself feel like your tiny life has some worth, you play Halo 2 and hope to beat somebody. But you just can't, can you? So you collaborate with other losers who have figured out how to cheat, and then you cheat and then feel superior... The only downer is that everybody else makes fun of you and generally thinks you're a loser for cheating. So you go onto Bungie.net and make your ridiculous attempt at justifying your own sad existence while pointing out the single typo in the Weekly Update (at the same time, making grammatical errors all over the place). So once again, thanks to you for revealing what we all knew--cheaters are just as dumb and pathetic as we all thought. And thanks to Bungie, for letting you take up their disk space to show us all.

[Edited on 6/12/2006]

  • 06.12.2006 8:48 AM PDT
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I Love You Waaahmbulance !!! :)

  • 06.12.2006 9:09 AM PDT

WOW! you must have really good taste if you are looking at my sig! if thats true try this link! tasty

I own these fools!

right on foman123. and how non-hedro do you have to be to get on here and start screeming and crying about how bad ass you are. I think "eat my Ass" needs to grow up. he is still too insecure to play legit. it is just a game, grow up.

[Edited on 6/12/2006]

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will you get someone to join my group please. I am new and dont really know how to do anything on this website.

  • 06.12.2006 9:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Thank God we have a free country and that Bungie allows anybody to post on its website. If we didn't, we wouldn't have all these loser cheaters posting here to confirm to us how stupid and worthless cheaters are. It amazes me that they think that we are all so stupid that we actually believe they're SOOO good at Halo 2 that they need to mod to make it interesting. Hey--are you mad because your email was one of the ones in the Waahhhhmbulance? I bet I know what you look like... you're just another one of life's losers: greasy, skinny, living in your parents' basement and working 20 hours a week at McDonalds so that they'll stop yelling at you to get a job. Borrowing your mom's minivan so that you can go smoke Marlboro Lights with your other 2 loser friends and pretend you're cool because you smash a beer bottle on the wall of 7-11. And to make yourself feel like your tiny life has some worth, you play Halo 2 and hope to beat somebody. But you just can't, can you? So you collaborate with other losers who have figured out how to cheat, and then you cheat and then feel superior... The only downer is that everybody else makes fun of you and generally thinks you're a loser for cheating. So you go onto Bungie.net and make your ridiculous attempt at justifying your own sad existence while pointing out the single typo in the Weekly Update (at the same time, making grammatical errors all over the place). So once again, thanks to you for revealing what we all knew--cheaters are just as dumb and pathetic as we all thought. And thanks to Bungie, for letting you take up their disk space to show us all.


I Love You 2 !! "xEat My Assx" ur a F A G !!! So go eat S H I T !!!

  • 06.12.2006 9:19 AM PDT
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Will you please join my group?

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wow...another -blam!- GED havin ass kid talkin -blam!- to a 23 year old person who has served in the united states military as security police...EAT MY F U C K I N A S S you little P U S S Y. dont get my life confused with yours...i have a wife and a son and have no complaints about life...it just goes to show that little -blam!-s like you think you know S H I T about other people when you dont. you obviously didnt read anything i typed otherwise you would have shut your mouth...cuz i dont remember jiggling my zipper signalling you to open up...did i?? i didnt think so. like i said B I T C H, come play me...CRUNK CAUCASIAN.

  • 06.12.2006 9:22 AM PDT
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Just b/c we cheat doesnt make us worthless in any way. Actually it makes it us better. we can do something you cant and we love it. We already know what you know in a game and play. I have legit accounts have never been touched by cheating.
The only person that probably works on mcd's is you. Your the one the is still at there moms is you. You wanna know why. B/c your on this game 247 or let alone this board. Halo is your life. I can tell when you have no life is when your relating halo as your life. And if you guys were relating halo as your life then you wouldnt be on it much and you wouldn't give a -blam!- for cheating. go cry to your mom and get a life. As far as bungie they need to grow up. And eat my ass good job! bungie is trying to make points and people to like them and you made a point back in there face. they deserve it.

  • 06.12.2006 9:23 AM PDT
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DONT FORGET WE KEEP THIS COUNTRY FREE YOU F U C K I N P U S S. you're the one that needs to re-evaluate your life goals and get a real -blam!- job f a g g o t.

  • 06.12.2006 9:24 AM PDT