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Subject: If You Had the Ability to Replace DeeJ...


Posted by: jyrine

Posted by: Halcylon
I'd replace Deej with a bowl of skittles so I could just turn around, grab a handful, and return to my work.

I mean, its not to say that Deej isn't as good as skittles. He's colorful, hard-shelled, and leaves a stain in my hands when I hold him too long.


Wouldn't a bowl of M&M's be better?


M&M's melt in your mouth, not your hand.

  • 06.12.2012 12:34 PM PDT

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"Don't eat doughnuts on thin ice."

"The pancake, my friend, has officially been flipped."

I wouldn't replace him, but i do miss shishka :/

  • 06.12.2012 12:39 PM PDT
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I'd replace him with Frankie Boyle.

  • 06.12.2012 12:41 PM PDT

GGGGGGggggggggggggGGGG


Posted by: jyrine

Posted by: Halcylon
I'd replace Deej with a bowl of skittles so I could just turn around, grab a handful, and return to my work.

I mean, its not to say that Deej isn't as good as skittles. He's colorful, hard-shelled, and leaves a stain in my hands when I hold him too long.


Wouldn't a bowl of M&M's be better?

Are you crazy?!

  • 06.12.2012 12:48 PM PDT

I would replace DeeJ with a bunch of bagel bags.

  • 06.12.2012 12:50 PM PDT

Oops wrong thread.

How embarrassing.

[Edited on 06.12.2012 12:59 PM PDT]

  • 06.12.2012 12:53 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
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I would replace DeeJ with the same DeeJ :)

He's fine just the way he is guys..

  • 06.12.2012 12:58 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

I'd take a hair from Deej and urk, combine them into a new human, and replace Deej with him so we can have even awesomer articles.
Not that they aren't awesome already, though.

  • 06.12.2012 1:03 PM PDT

I would like to thank all of you who helped me keep my job today. You can all has Recon armor in Halo 3. Go check. It's there.

RigZ Boi, please see me in my office after class.

  • 06.12.2012 1:25 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

NO! This cannot be!

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: RigZ Boi
Personally, I would replace DeeJ with Lobster Fish 2 or Lars Baaken. I would choose Lobster Fish 2 because I know it would bring great joy for him to finally change his username to: Generalocity, given his would-be new job at Bungie. He is also a cool guy (he's one of the few I recognize from this community, and he tends to be pretty sarcastic and funny when I do see his posts) that likes spaghetti and doesn't afraid of anything. The latter person who I would select, I unfortunately can not explain why due to legal reasons.
Thank you, but I am afraid of the dark.

>.>
<.<

  • 06.12.2012 1:27 PM PDT

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I'd replace DeeJ with the Disembodied Soul. I think he's more appropriate to run this place.

  • 06.12.2012 1:27 PM PDT


Posted by: DeeJ


Aww I wanted the Bungie flamnes :(

DeeJ you...

  • 06.12.2012 1:28 PM PDT

<_QuAnTuM_>
What's your talent?
Posted by: DabilahroNinja
I can see through windows.

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Like they always say, "You mess with the Helix Nebula, you get the WinyPit82."

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UrkUrkUrkUrkUrkUrkUrkUrkUr-

  • 06.12.2012 1:30 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Have I been a bad girl?

Posted by: DeeJ
RigZ Boi, please see me in my office after class.

  • 06.12.2012 1:37 PM PDT

The dark is a scary place.
Posted by: RigZ Boi
NO! This cannot be!

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: RigZ Boi
Personally, I would replace DeeJ with Lobster Fish 2 or Lars Baaken. I would choose Lobster Fish 2 because I know it would bring great joy for him to finally change his username to: Generalocity, given his would-be new job at Bungie. He is also a cool guy (he's one of the few I recognize from this community, and he tends to be pretty sarcastic and funny when I do see his posts) that likes spaghetti and doesn't afraid of anything. The latter person who I would select, I unfortunately can not explain why due to legal reasons.
Thank you, but I am afraid of the dark.

>.>
<.<

  • 06.12.2012 1:42 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

IDK what beef you guys have against Deej, he is pretty funny. Didn't people complain when Urk first joined the community team now all you you guys love him.

  • 06.12.2012 1:46 PM PDT


Posted by: spartain ken 15


Well...

  • 06.12.2012 1:49 PM PDT

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I think there's enough change as it is. I say let us keep DeeJ as we would a prized dog or treasured family heirloom. May he never be replaced, sold or stored in the attic.

  • 06.12.2012 1:49 PM PDT

The WorkPLace

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

I'd replace him with myself, then rehire him to do what he does, because he didn't do anything to make me think poorly of him.

  • 06.12.2012 1:51 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Gods Prophet
I think there's enough change as it is. I say let us keep DeeJ as we would a prized dog or treasured family heirloom. May he never be replaced, sold or stored in the attic.


Who would store a dog in the attic?

  • 06.12.2012 1:51 PM PDT

Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Chief vs the scarab? I find that hard to believe to roundhouse boot the scarab's figurative emotion out of the gaming zone.

I'd replace DeeJ with the other Tanner girl. I forget her name.

  • 06.12.2012 1:59 PM PDT

I would replace him with... bacon.

Sorry Deej, but few things can live up to the glory of bacon. In fact, nothing really can. I shall now prepare to devour our Community Manager.

  • 06.12.2012 2:01 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

DeeJ is the bane of my life.

Posted by: spartain ken 15
IDK what beef you guys have against Deej, he is pretty funny.

  • 06.12.2012 2:05 PM PDT

The WorkPLace

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Posted by: burritosenior
I would replace him with... bacon.

Sorry Deej, but few things can live up to the glory of bacon. In fact, nothing really can. I shall now prepare to devour our Community Manager.

I believe you're mistaken.

  • 06.12.2012 2:06 PM PDT


Posted by: Cobravert
Posted by: burritosenior
I would replace him with... bacon.

Sorry Deej, but few things can live up to the glory of bacon. In fact, nothing really can. I shall now prepare to devour our Community Manager.

I believe you're mistaken.
It's a shame Burger King is trying to drown the deliciousness of bacon in something far less awesome. I might have to have a word with their Overlord sometime.

  • 06.12.2012 2:07 PM PDT

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