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Subject: Mail Sack - urk Addition

Johnny? Jimmy? Jack?

  • 06.18.2012 11:57 AM PDT

Key

How much trouble would DeeJ be in if he showed up to work in pleated pants?

  • 06.18.2012 11:58 AM PDT

DMH

I'm going to have to miss PAX again this year... are you guys going to make me ultra sad by doing something amazing again like you did the last time I had to miss?

  • 06.18.2012 11:59 AM PDT

-Watertribe-

Hey Urk!

The jURK store called, and they're all out of you!

[Edited on 06.18.2012 12:50 PM PDT]

  • 06.18.2012 11:59 AM PDT

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Posted by: Alec9224
Indeed. I haven't had XBL for a long time, but I still come on her everyday.

May we have a picture of your offspring? The internet needs more pictures of people's children.

  • 06.18.2012 11:59 AM PDT
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ln(e) = 1

urk Addition?

urk + urk + urk + urk = 4(urk)?


[Edited on 06.18.2012 9:26 PM PDT]

  • 06.18.2012 12:00 PM PDT

Do you, Urk miss writing the Bungie Weekly Updates?

  • 06.18.2012 12:00 PM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

Do you miss typing up the weekly updates, and how long did they usually take you to type up? Also, come back soon, we miss you!

  • 06.18.2012 12:00 PM PDT

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

When are you going to kick that floozy Deej to the curb and come back to us babe? We miss you.

  • 06.18.2012 12:01 PM PDT
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"Dear Bungie.net, we regret being stubborn bastards, we regret coming to this forum, and we most definitely regret that Darth Kooky blew up our raggedy-ass opinion!"

Hey urk, will you (or DeeJ) be writing Weekly Updates again once you guys exit the dark cave in which you have been tinkering in secret?

  • 06.18.2012 12:02 PM PDT

Fight your way out; only scrubs and mashers jump out of the corner

Hey Urk!

Question: Does Luke Smith still refuse to play Halo after your kicked his ass?

  • 06.18.2012 12:05 PM PDT
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Why can't you answer all the good questions, especially ones about deleted content from Halo games?

  • 06.18.2012 12:08 PM PDT

Tin shacks and catfish bones.

Are you aware that it's spelled wrong?

  • 06.18.2012 12:13 PM PDT
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Sometimes starting back from square one does good...

Ask smart questions
http://catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

What's your favorite snack?

  • 06.18.2012 12:13 PM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Limerick Challenge Time
What's the best Bungie limerick you can come up with?


[Edited on 06.19.2012 7:35 AM PDT]

  • 06.18.2012 12:16 PM PDT

Urk: How do you keep the beard so well groomed?

DeeJ: Keep on Keepin' On.

  • 06.18.2012 12:17 PM PDT

time to get it on.....

Urk -

Being an OG (Original Ginger) like myself - does this mean we're related in some sort of way?

#2 have you ever measured your FPSI to determine how ginger you really are? (FPSI = Freckles Per Square Inch)

#3 Have you ever secretly celebrated "Kick A Ginger Day" by dying your hair and hiding from enemies?

  • 06.18.2012 12:28 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

To Bungie (+ urk) : Give me a riddle which you just made up and is not from the internet.

  • 06.18.2012 12:30 PM PDT
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I have a question that maybe Sawnose or someone who worked on the first Halo can answer.

I never played Halo 1 on the Xbox, only the PC. Almost everyone who has played the game knows that you had to "lead" your shots in Halo 1. So the question is, was the idea of leading shots in Halo 1 something that was implemented by the programmers and the multiplayer designers, or was it something that occured unintentionally when the multiplayer portion of the game was programmed?

Another question (sorry I know asking another question might be cheating DeeJ), in Halo 1's (PC) multiplayer, whenever the player damages the opponent, there is a special sound or audio cue that lets you know whether or not damage or a hit has been registered on the opponent. How come this feature wasn't in the Xbox version of the game but was featured in the PC version? Does it have something to do with Gearbox porting the game?

  • 06.18.2012 12:30 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

To Urk: Is it true that you are immortal and are also Chuck Norris?

In General: Which do you consider more important for a game, a good story or good graphics?

Aerospace, where did you go?

Why was the voting booth removed?

  • 06.18.2012 12:32 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
Halo 3 Longshore playable on Team Fortress 2 vids

Dear Urk,
Why are you called Jurkstore? Is it because you like to be a jerk to all of us? Or is it something else with some love deep in your heart :)

  • 06.18.2012 12:33 PM PDT

Urk,For who are you for Euro 2012?
I double dare you you don't choose Spain

  • 06.18.2012 12:34 PM PDT

I am a very pestamistic person. I see the glass half empty, even when it's full. Dont expect much from me.

Could we have a Halo 4 bungie/urk review when it comes out?

[Edited on 06.18.2012 12:36 PM PDT]

  • 06.18.2012 12:35 PM PDT

Urk. What do you like most about your new home? Do you and Deej have your own office?

  • 06.18.2012 12:35 PM PDT