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Subject: The Flood. The sequel to the prequel

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Posted by: Cockburnicus
You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

This is what us in the flood have created it's a book.im posting it here as it's what the community have come up with

It was a dark stormy night... On a distant planet. PiggyFool was alone---and cortana slapped Fluffy verbally by outposting him. Then PiggyFool came with the "stuff".and then Bazooka Master came too cuz he wanted to be popular. DarkSou7 was hungry and ate everyone... but it was not enough to stop the... evil RichDAS. and his partner with the drugs for sale, PiggyFool. {Who broke out of whats-his-face's stomach} Bazooka Master had to get out of Darkzoul7's stomach so he fired his bazooka making his stomach explode sending everyone flying in different directions. after the heroic efforts of bazooka master we all ran as far away as possible only to find that.... tater salad showed up and threw ninja stars at..... The fair maiden Java. Bazooka quickly grabbed some ranch dressing and a fork and ran up to eat TatarSalad..... who tasted like (gasp!) tater salad! java the beautiful maiden showed up but! doctor woot threw ninja stars at her. muffin man pushed java out of the way only to be hit by the ninja stars. java stands over muffin man as he bleeds vigorously and says....
-blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!-!!! then Bazooka got sick from all the Tater Salad and... vomited acid on cortana.... cortana screamed "aggghhh you jerk" bazooka tried to say he was sorry but.... Cortana called over MC and told him to shoot bazooka and he did. Bazooka cried*PiggyFool disappears into the shadows, never to be seen or heard from again**Bazooka responds and finds PiggyFool hiding in his closet*
PiggyFool, shouts “get the -blam!- outta my closet!” . Piggyfool chuckled and said Fine; I'll have my date with your mom tomorrow.. bazooka fires bazooka at PiggyFool* piggyfool Dodges bazooka; then sneaks into Bazooka Master's house and exits with mom* muffin man rescues bazooka's mom and makes piggyfool apologise.... but piggyfool was lying, and muffin man began to... do the numa numa dance until... PiggyFool came to restore order. but couldn’t because everyone was goin’ insane then a the monkey with no pants and tea did the matrix until i shot him in his tea coverd mouth Then Chain Blade carried away the monkey corpse and returned with a... guy from r vs b which was...... a strange man named Caboose,who performed a.. backflip with a.... alien called fluffy who shot doughnut. halomaniac killed fluffy and... church t bagged fluffy and halomaniac rescued zombie from the arms of a flood carrier then i saved halomaniac from a flood juggernought and we where the bests friends ever.

but zombie his arm was vaporized because a grunt shooted with a plasma pistol but i eat the grunts head and it still says stuff Then chain blade came up behind the grunt and snapped its neck when he heard something breathing heavily behind him.. and it was tartarus. tartarus was killed by halomaniac but maniac was wounded and he was healed by his girlfriend and she did some other stuff too. Colonel Corbec videotaped the "healing" of maniac, and commented that he didn't need a girl beacuase he's so cool. He then went to Piggy's appointment with a busy mother But then he got pwned by slayer 56857 Chain Blade took Tartarus' hammar and started to cause dismay and mayhem.. and herslayer123(the spirit of maniac) pwned slayer

and halomaniac was wounded again and was 'healed' again by his girlfriend or so it seemed until slayer was revived by a Toni caparini and together they pwned halomaniac. Then, Colonel Corbec came back looking like Number 47 and garrotted slayer 56857 in a fury of revenge. "NOONE KILLS THE CAMERAMAN, BYATCH!" he yelled.

Unexpectedly, a massive army of angry muffins attack the flood and horribly mutate them into their own army. A man in the distance yelled "Attack the flood my evil minions!". As the flood were being overwhelmed by the masses of muffins, more of the flood were running away. The horrid transformations made the muffin mutated flood even more scary and horrifying. (if you eat an angry muffin, you turn into one!) and back at halomaniac...

he was wounded again and was healed again.
you could hear the healing from a mile away. But slayer came back as a zombie and 8 halomaniacs brain!

Then, having just finished strangling Slayer wassisname, Colonel Corbec aimed his portable airstrike cannon at the angry muffin monsters. "EAT IT" he yelled, he pulled the trigger and the unexpected force of the explosion destryoed the entire forum.
"Wow" he said. The girlfriend from halomaniac took the brain back and healed halomaniac.

And hereslayer pwnd slayer

and hereslayer123 repaired the forums
slayer was dead but toni capiriani was still alive and pwned halo maniac
again halomaniac was healed and hereslayer killed capiriani. And then exploded, because the girlfriend healed him too much but she healed him again...this time explosion proof. WASTED! it said for toni who was at the nearest hospital he went back and pwned Halomaniac and hereslayer. Girl friend from maniac healed maniac and hereslayer ( hereslayer was healed on the normal way)

and we blowed all the hospitals up and killed toni. Then Toni came back as a zombie! and we killed and burned toni...halomaniac was healed again. Just then tommy
vercitii drove in from vice city and blew everyone up with his rocket launcher. Luckily we managed to escape to installation 06....and maniac found a perfect place to be healed. And then someone threw spaghetti in his face and then he exploded!

and maniac was healed again...now it was exploding-proof

and his girlfriend was pregnant.
then his brain popped out. and he was healed again....and 9 months later the baby was born, then a flying monkey ate him. and hereslayer pwnd the monkey and built a shelter and took maniac out of the stomach

he was healed again

and the baby was very healthy And then the baby exploded. The baby was healed (normal way) and everyone including the shelter was exploding-proof. And then a boulder too heavy to move fell on top of it, crushing them all.

but the girlfriend escaped and healed maniac in the good way and the rest in a normal way

EVERYTHING WAS EXPLODING –PROOF

But then they all spontaneusly combusted.
and they where healed again this time everything-proof. So an animal ate them and chewed them and then pooped them out and they were still alive!. only maniac was injured...because he was getting healed

and he was healed again this time everything proof. Then the world exploded. but they are still alive there was no air to breathe in outerspace we quickly build some oxygen masks and we flew to the sombrero galaxy, But they couldn't understand anyone because they spoke spanish and then they starved and DIED.. Then Cj and his homies did a drive by on them all so they all were pwned.

nope..they still have liqiud food and established an alliance with the aliens and suddenly of al..they met will wright!!

HERESLAYER pwnd cj and his homies and maniac was healed again. But wright was dead, so it didn't matter. will wright was healed by a alien monk and we played a demo of spore!! Then the demo exploded. Beyond repair. BEYOND REPAIR! Just then wu zi mu came with his assistiants and pwned everyone.

Then all of a sudden Midship walks in. He spots all of the carnage going on around him and thinks to himself: "Just another day at The Flood". hereslayer pwns the invaders and slayer's buddie and will wright made another demo with the team.
And maniac gets healed again. Then Midship got shot in the head in a drive-by because he brought a knife. wu zi mu was torn apart and we healed midship in the norrmal way and the team was bigger!!

And then Midship spontaneously combusted.
Slayer then starts to cry in agony “You killed wu zi he was blind you monster” then the willosaurus appeared(the tripod creature from spore) and maniac kept it as a pet, Then it spontaneusly combusted. And we healed it in the normal way and it was everything-proof
Then it fell in a lake, but it couldn't swim, so it was trapped there for all eternity.. we rescued the animal and the animal killed dudler and his stupid posts (the guy who keeps killing everyone:)

Muffin man returns with java from their honeymoon in a distant galaxy only to find that everything is in chaos so we headed back to the galaxy we came from and lived happily ever after

THE END


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  • 06.11.2006 8:46 AM PDT
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hmm

  • 06.11.2006 10:05 AM PDT
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You know what?

I think that's funny. =)

I was just reading the start of that in the mental asylum, and thought it was a good idea. Maybe next time... give 'em characters to work with so it's not people just typing "[username] liek, owns everyoness!". ^.^

And to Chloe L; Come on England! You can't escape the irritating football talk on the Bungie forums, y'know... =P

Phew, I think I've used up my stock of emoticons in this post... o.O

No wait, theres the eye one--- no, just used it... Ah well. And away! *swoosh*

*clunk* Ouch... *hobbles off*

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  • 06.11.2006 10:20 AM PDT
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooo................................... .............i dont like football

  • 06.11.2006 10:32 AM PDT
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Seriously, don't take me seriously.

Underground Pleasure - aren't you a bit curious?

....that was retarded.

  • 06.11.2006 10:52 AM PDT

Video of Rodent's Abode
Posted by: Cockburnicus
You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

BOOK 2 will be posted tommorrow this time with beter grammar and spelling

  • 06.11.2006 12:41 PM PDT

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

Wouldn't this be more of a Community wide Fan-Fic?

  • 06.11.2006 1:22 PM PDT