- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
As an Airborne Combat Soldier First Class (A1C) in the 80th Marine Airborne Division, Bagdad, I have yet to see a liberal panty-waist get past basic training in the United States Marine Core (USMC).
In 7th week of basic miltitary training, after we complete the Crucible, the miltiary does a scientific test to see how many are homosexuaIs. After taking a shower together, we Marines are given a series of tests. First, we attach electrodes to a soldier's penls and the Army doctor then shows us two pornograpgic videos, a heterosexuaI and a homosexuaI DVD.
If the Marine's heartbeat rises and blood flows to the penls during the homosexuaI tape, a homosexuaI is thus confirmed and he is kicked out of the Military. After this test, we do a second test: in the shower, we scrub eachothers genitals and if the Marine shows signs of arousal, he is confirmed as a homosexuaI and he is kicked out of boot camp.
So much for CLinton's "don't ask, don't tell" policy!
MARINE CORE, IRAQ WAR II: HALLS OF MONTEZUMA, THE SEQUAL!
SIMPERS FI!