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Subject: The Mail Sack - Fresh from the jurkstore

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Time to load up CS5.

  • 06.22.2012 11:28 AM PDT

My favorite sci-fi universe just got a bit tastier.

  • 06.22.2012 11:28 AM PDT

Dune reference? Game over, man. Game over. End the competition.

  • 06.22.2012 11:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: DeeJ
Posted by: Izak609
Can we make a musical representation? :D
Sure. If you want to write a song about how your favorite SciFi universe should be different, and upload it to YouTube, I will enter it into competition.

The Horrors...

Really? I shall lock myself in a dark closet for the remainder of this weekend! I might come up with something...

  • 06.22.2012 11:33 AM PDT

Spread the love...

Sweet, thanks!


Posted by: DeeJ
p.s. The first person to reply to this topic will be banned for three days.

O_O

  • 06.22.2012 11:47 AM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


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The jerkstore called, they're running out of you!

How about one more BWU Urk, just for fun?

  • 06.22.2012 11:53 AM PDT

Roll the dice, try again.

Posted by: Eric Duffy
Also, where the hell is the weekly ride along?
Posted by: Eric Duffy
Also, where the hell is the weekly ride along?
Posted by: Eric Duffy
Also, where the hell is the weekly ride along?

  • 06.22.2012 12:07 PM PDT

My DeviantArt Gallery - For my Photoshop stuff, go have a look!

People will go out of their way to tell you not to take risks. They'll tell you that what you really want to do won't pay the mortgage bill. They'll tell you to play it safe. Do yourself a favor and change the station. There we have it, life advice from urk. My college tutor told me something very similar, and it's the reason I draw again. Also, people don't really creepily sit next to urk in bars do they? That just seems too odd.

This art contest has a lot of potential for comedy and artistic flair. But alas, I don't know if I'll have the time for it this weekend...

  • 06.22.2012 12:08 PM PDT

Spread the love...


Posted by: Marathon
Posted by: Eric Duffy
Also, where the hell is the weekly ride along?
Posted by: Eric Duffy
Also, where the hell is the weekly ride along?
Posted by: Eric Duffy
Also, where the hell is the weekly ride along?


I can't answer on DeeJ's behalf, but I believe no groups are requesting to Ride Along so you can't really blame DeeJ. But we should blame him anyway.

  • 06.22.2012 12:08 PM PDT

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ALL HAIL GABEN

Very nice read.

  • 06.22.2012 12:13 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.


Posted by: DeeJ
Create a graphical representation


...I won't even bother.

  • 06.22.2012 12:17 PM PDT

-Watertribe-


Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Sweet, thanks!


Posted by: DeeJ
p.s. The first person to reply to this topic will be banned for three days.

O_O
Good thing I woke up late today.

  • 06.22.2012 12:44 PM PDT

Can I do a story or paragraph form?

Woh! First question! And that was a pretty cool read, you kind of learned some things about Urk.

[Edited on 06.22.2012 12:55 PM PDT]

  • 06.22.2012 12:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: Plain Ben
People will go out of their way to tell you not to take risks. They'll tell you that what you really want to do won't pay the mortgage bill. They'll tell you to play it safe. Do yourself a favor and change the station. There we have it, life advice from urk. My college tutor told me something very similar, and it's the reason I draw again. Also, people don't really creepily sit next to urk in bars do they? That just seems too odd.

This art contest has a lot of potential for comedy and artistic flair. But alas, I don't know if I'll have the time for it this weekend...


We all have a chance at winning this week!

  • 06.22.2012 1:13 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

LOL I have no idea what I am doing, this is my first attempt at this.

I can't think of anything

I know people like game of thrones so I thought I would try that out. LOL

[Edited on 06.22.2012 1:37 PM PDT]

  • 06.22.2012 1:35 PM PDT

He's right on top of us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using...

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A Song of Ice and Fire is always a good choice. My epic cut and paste skills are about to make you feel better the artistic quality of your submission.

We all know what we really want from a ruler of Westeros. A warrior...who also knows how to eat.

I give you the true king of Westeros.

  • 06.22.2012 1:52 PM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Why are they always challenges that require some sort of artistic talent...

  • 06.22.2012 2:27 PM PDT

"If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too."
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You have no idea how revolting I can be.


DeeJ's Challenge

DeeJ! Why do you never answer my questions?!?!? Maybe I'll just have urk fire you! (or punch you in the face...again!)

  • 06.22.2012 2:28 PM PDT
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AuSam: 'lol, who the hell would even have sex with dogs?'

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Tough contest this week, I need time to think.

  • 06.22.2012 2:33 PM PDT

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If you're reading this, you need to stop stalking me. If you can't stop stalking me, you might as well go here.

Urk: I've also punched him directly in the face.I laughed so hard at that.

  • 06.22.2012 3:09 PM PDT
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I need time to work but once I'm done I'm going to have made the Prequel Trilogy twenty-two times better.

  • 06.22.2012 3:13 PM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.

I'm pretty sure this is the game we've all been waiting for.

  • 06.22.2012 3:13 PM PDT

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Nice read! Good to see urk on the beat again. In regards to the contest?

My submission!

[Edited on 06.22.2012 3:26 PM PDT]

  • 06.22.2012 3:26 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Dropship dude
Nice read! Good to see urk on the beat again. In regards to the contest?

My submission!


Should of used GNOP.

  • 06.22.2012 3:39 PM PDT