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Subject: Survival Contest: urk or DeeJ?

Sing for me, will ya?

Poll: Survival Contest: urk or DeeJ?  [closed]
urk:  68%
(23 Votes)
DeeJ:  32%
(11 Votes)
Total Votes: 34

Who do you think would win in this situation:

>trapped on an abandoned island
>only armed with a stick
>urk or DeeJ?

I'm going with urk on this one. He would survive using his epic beard.

And if this is too off-topic for the Community then lock.

  • 06.22.2012 7:07 PM PDT

Now what sort of stick are we talking about here?

  • 06.22.2012 7:09 PM PDT

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What kind of sick twisted man are you!?!?

Urk would win since he technically DeeJ's boss.

  • 06.22.2012 7:10 PM PDT

Sing for me, will ya?


Posted by: Hylebos
Now what sort of stick are we talking about here?
Umm....a wooden one?

  • 06.22.2012 7:10 PM PDT
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Obviously Urk. Did you guys not read the part about face-punching. Add a stick and...Urk wins.

  • 06.22.2012 7:14 PM PDT

Spread the love...

Poor DeeJ.

  • 06.22.2012 7:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Song
Posted by: Hylebos
Now what sort of stick are we talking about here?
Umm....a wooden one?
What type of wood are we talking about? Oak? Ash? Palm? And what is the length and weight of the wood, and how fresh is it? Do they have different sticks or are their sticks of roughly the same make?

It's important.

  • 06.22.2012 7:19 PM PDT

Sing for me, will ya?

Posted by: Hylebos
Posted by: Song
Posted by: Hylebos
Now what sort of stick are we talking about here?
Umm....a wooden one?
What type of wood are we talking about? Oak? Ash? Palm? And what is the length and weight of the wood, and how fresh is it? Do they have different sticks or are their sticks of roughly the same make?

It's important.

Pine wood. Each stick is about 37 inches long. They're pretty light (can be easily held in one hand) and a nice orange-ish color. It's very fresh, as though it has just been torn away from a tree. Their sticks are pretty much the same. The sticks are also flexible and springy.

  • 06.22.2012 7:24 PM PDT

Posted by: Song
Each stick is about 37 inches long.
So whichever person breaks their stick in half first and then discovers their latent wizarding powers wins.

  • 06.22.2012 7:30 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

I wanted to vote for DeeJ but I clicked Urk by mistake. Team DeeJ!

  • 06.22.2012 7:32 PM PDT

Of course it will be Urk!

  • 06.23.2012 5:39 AM PDT

Skec7h!

  • 06.23.2012 6:45 AM PDT

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Have either of them had any training in outdoor survival?

  • 06.23.2012 6:47 AM PDT


Posted by: Song
Posted by: Hylebos
Posted by: Song
Posted by: Hylebos
Now what sort of stick are we talking about here?
Umm....a wooden one?
What type of wood are we talking about? Oak? Ash? Palm? And what is the length and weight of the wood, and how fresh is it? Do they have different sticks or are their sticks of roughly the same make?

It's important.

Pine wood. Each stick is about 37 inches long. They're pretty light (can be easily held in one hand) and a nice orange-ish color. It's very fresh, as though it has just been torn away from a tree. Their sticks are pretty much the same. The sticks are also flexible and springy.


So... you want to see urk and DeeJ on an island, beating each other with their wood?


What kind of island is this?

  • 06.23.2012 7:16 AM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

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Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

Song's fantasy, we are forced to assume. Maybe Song just sort of drifts away to the island during sleep, and wakes up just before the winner can be determined.
Posted by: coolmike699

Posted by: Song
Posted by: Hylebos
Posted by: Song
Posted by: Hylebos
Now what sort of stick are we talking about here?
Umm....a wooden one?
What type of wood are we talking about? Oak? Ash? Palm? And what is the length and weight of the wood, and how fresh is it? Do they have different sticks or are their sticks of roughly the same make?

It's important.

Pine wood. Each stick is about 37 inches long. They're pretty light (can be easily held in one hand) and a nice orange-ish color. It's very fresh, as though it has just been torn away from a tree. Their sticks are pretty much the same. The sticks are also flexible and springy.


So... you want to see urk and DeeJ on an island, beating each other with their wood?


What kind of island is this?

  • 06.23.2012 7:32 AM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

Well, Urk has punched DeeJ in the face before...so he could do it again?

  • 06.23.2012 7:40 AM PDT

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Posted by: Alec9224
Indeed. I haven't had XBL for a long time, but I still come on her everyday.

Posted by: Song
And if this is too off-topic for the Community then lock.
Of course it is, but I'm sure that doesn't matter to anyone.

  • 06.23.2012 8:18 AM PDT

Key


Posted by: coolmike699

Posted by: Song
Posted by: Hylebos
Posted by: Song
Posted by: Hylebos
Now what sort of stick are we talking about here?
Umm....a wooden one?
What type of wood are we talking about? Oak? Ash? Palm? And what is the length and weight of the wood, and how fresh is it? Do they have different sticks or are their sticks of roughly the same make?

It's important.

Pine wood. Each stick is about 37 inches long. They're pretty light (can be easily held in one hand) and a nice orange-ish color. It's very fresh, as though it has just been torn away from a tree. Their sticks are pretty much the same. The sticks are also flexible and springy.


So... you want to see urk and DeeJ on an island, beating each other with their wood?


What kind of island is this?
Pen Island

  • 06.23.2012 9:16 AM PDT

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You have no idea how revolting I can be.


DeeJ's Challenge

DeeJ could win by just keeping urk out in the sun long enough...

  • 06.23.2012 9:23 AM PDT
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to paramedics. Trust me, I'm a pilot.

Urk would win, hands-down.

  • 06.23.2012 9:24 AM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Is it a pointed stick?

[Edited on 06.23.2012 9:43 AM PDT]

  • 06.23.2012 9:39 AM PDT

Key


Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Is it a pointed stick?
>When are we gonna learn to defend ourselves from pointed sticks?!

  • 06.23.2012 10:10 AM PDT
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Troll moment: Lukums.

  • 06.24.2012 2:49 PM PDT

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Urk survives. Once he makes DeeJ get him coffee, it's gameover.

  • 06.24.2012 5:01 PM PDT
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DeeJ, he's younger.

  • 06.24.2012 5:02 PM PDT

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