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Subject: i want to apply for a paid job to be an all day moderator.
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Posted by: Qbix89
I too want money.


No unions.

  • 06.24.2012 4:38 PM PDT

@spawn031

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Make it tree fiddy and you got a deal.

Posted by: Struvee
I'd do it for $19.50.

  • 06.24.2012 4:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: bobcast
Even if I sat at my computer 24 hours a day 7 days a week with a caffeine infusion running to maintain my alertness, I still wouldn't be able to catch everything that happens here.

I vote OP replaces Bobcast. He sux.

  • 06.24.2012 4:42 PM PDT

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I just can't tell if OP is a troll, or if OP doesn't get money. I'm not to sure what job pays you $20-40 an hour let alone a job that pays you that much to watch people talk all day online! I think if there was a job that payed that much just to mod the forums, the mods would be billionaires!

  • 06.24.2012 4:45 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

The OP doesn't even have a resume and a cover letter though. He has got some competition.

Posted by: Sonic343
I vote OP replaces Bobcast. He sux.

  • 06.24.2012 4:49 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

In the event that your not trolling (seriously doubtfull), why would they even pick you? You've only been here a year (alomost). Their are TONS of more dedicated people than you who would do it for free. Also, to moderate, you just have to know the rules, how to dictate them, and be able to stomach a lot of insults. Chances are, their a lot of people here who cando that very well. No offence, but I would rate your chance of being a moderator at .00001%. And thats after you have gained the blue title and have been here for a few years.

I don't mean to beat you down, but you need to ope your eyes to the real world... online.

[Edited on 06.24.2012 4:59 PM PDT]

  • 06.24.2012 4:58 PM PDT

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  • 06.24.2012 5:09 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: FailingAtLife

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
In the event that your not trolling (seriously doubtfull), why would they even pick you? You've only been here a year (alomost). Their are TONS of more dedicated people than you who would do it for free. Also, to moderate, you just have to know the rules, how to dictate them, and be able to stomach a lot of insults. Chances are, their a lot of people here who cando that very well. No offence, but I would rate your chance of being a moderator at .00001%. And thats after you have gained the blue title and have been here for a few years.

I don't mean to beat you down, but you need to ope your eyes to the real world... online.
I've been here a LOT longer than a year, despite what my account says.


You can bend time and the law of physics? Nope, still not good enough to be a ninja. Believe me, a lot of people lurk for years (myself included) before they actually make an account. Also, a lot of people would love to be a mod. You can't just come here and expect to be made a mod. People like Foman, Duardo, and other various ninjas have given a ton to this site. Being made a mod AND getting paid for it is essentially a middle finger to them. Once again, hate to beat you down, but you need to wake up and smell the freshly banned Floodians.

  • 06.24.2012 5:10 PM PDT

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Thank you.

I'd like to be a moderator for free. I don't need a paycheck or IOU's. You post as if you're the leader or an officer of some sort of private security company offering Bungie your "services."

  • 06.24.2012 5:37 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: FailingAtLife
i want to apply for a paid job to be an all day moderator.

Me too.

  • 06.24.2012 5:46 PM PDT

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I want to be a mod do I can warn myself to death.

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  • 06.24.2012 5:47 PM PDT

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Posted by: Eric Duffy
No.
Besides, you get chosen.

  • 06.24.2012 5:53 PM PDT

Posted by: FailingAtLife

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
In the event that your not trolling (seriously doubtfull), why would they even pick you? You've only been here a year (alomost). Their are TONS of more dedicated people than you who would do it for free. Also, to moderate, you just have to know the rules, how to dictate them, and be able to stomach a lot of insults. Chances are, their a lot of people here who cando that very well. No offence, but I would rate your chance of being a moderator at .00001%. And thats after you have gained the blue title and have been here for a few years.

I don't mean to beat you down, but you need to ope your eyes to the real world... online.
I've been here a LOT longer than a year, despite what my account says.
That doesn't mean anything.....Ninjas must be extremely knowledgeable of both Bungie and their community. Title and account age are irrelevant.

  • 06.24.2012 6:29 PM PDT

Are you serious? Do you have a degree in Troll Philosophy or something?

Posted by: FailingAtLife
I would apply for only $20/hour

  • 06.24.2012 6:35 PM PDT

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$20 is completely to much to pay anyone just to ban people or lock threads. Forum moderators are only volunteers, not paid for anything they do on the forums here.

  • 06.24.2012 6:46 PM PDT

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Can I get paid for posting?

[Edited on 06.24.2012 7:05 PM PDT]

  • 06.24.2012 7:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: MasterSin
Can I get paid for posting?


Can I get paid for quoting?

  • 06.24.2012 7:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Elite Mouse
This has to be a troll.

Has to be.


No!

  • 06.24.2012 7:26 PM PDT

Key

Also, why would they pick you over people who're already proven to be good Forum Ninjas?

  • 06.24.2012 7:37 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Bungie should fire all the current ninjas and hire this guy. People who ask to become moderators, for pay, are the best moderators in the world. Our current crop sucks because none of us overtly asked to moderate, meaning we didn't want it bad enough. People who do just come out and ask though, are where its at. Especially if they want to a 60k a year salary for locking threads and banning people. You know you can trust that kind of personality.

So, I'm breaking with the mold and advocating for the OP to be paid unusually high wages to moderate these boards.

  • 06.24.2012 7:39 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Bahah hahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha, what a -blam!- joke.
I would like to be paid to visit these forums, it's quite tiresome. I demand my pay within 48 hours.


[Edited on 06.24.2012 7:43 PM PDT]

  • 06.24.2012 7:43 PM PDT

Rarity FTW

Ask yourself if the pay is worth the horrifying noodle-based initiation rituals...

  • 06.24.2012 7:44 PM PDT

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