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Subject: i want to apply for a paid job to be an all day moderator.

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

1. $20 an hour, at all-day (let's say 12 hours) work, everyday (365.242199 days to be exact), is $87,658.13 a year. You would have to be SuperMod to deserve that much money.

2. By asking to be a Ninja, you lower the chances of being asked to moderate.

[Edited on 06.24.2012 7:51 PM PDT]

  • 06.24.2012 7:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
Bungie should fire all the current ninjas and hire this guy. People who ask to become moderators, for pay, are the best moderators in the world. Our current crop sucks because none of us overtly asked to moderate, meaning we didn't want it bad enough. People who do just come out and ask though, are where its at. Especially if they want to a 60k a year salary for locking threads and banning people. You know you can trust that kind of personality.

So, I'm breaking with the mold and advocating for the OP to be paid unusually high wages to moderate these boards.
Yeah, instead of having all those shifts and having to sign all those paychecks, just have OP work 18 hour shifts every day (making it 720 dollars a day and 262,800 a year) and then have Kewby work a 6 hour shift.

He's from Norway. You can pay him in crabs.

  • 06.24.2012 7:55 PM PDT
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You're A JOKE!

1) You've obviously got NO life.
2) You shouldn't be disciplining preschoolers, to the extent you seem to be, they are 4. Bully much?
3) You're post made you look like a pathetic -blam!- and you've need to be put in an insane asylum.

Your's truly,
YOUR A JOKE

EDIT: Oh, haha! JUST saw your name. It fits you PERFECT!
Posted by: FailingAtLife
bungie.net doesn't have moderators who are on all day and because of this some trolls don't get banned fast enough. Bungie if you opened a position for a forum moderator I would apply for only $20/hour and I'd work really hard to make sure the forums stay safe for work and free of trolls.

I wouldn't leave the computer except for restroom breaks and I'd eat all my meals at the computer so that i can be efficient even when I am eating. I have had experience in moderating before at the following websites: urbandictionary.com, gameshark.com, and I run my own IRC channel quite well.

I've also helped manage Sunday preschoolers, that may not be the same but it requires a lot of discipline. Please consider my proposal.


[Edited on 06.24.2012 8:03 PM PDT]

  • 06.24.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Key

*you're
*you
*you're
*I'm not sure how to correct this one but you seem to have signed your name as "YOUR A JOKE"... which is not your name.

Also, don't be mean.
Posted by: HotHead
Your A JOKE!

1) You've obviously got NO life.
2) You shouldn't be disciplining preschoolers, to the extent you seem to be, they are 4. Bully much?
3) Your post made you look like a pathetic -blam!- and you've need to be put in an insane asylum.

Yours truly,
YOUR A JOKE
Posted by: FailingAtLife
bungie.net doesn't have moderators who are on all day and because of this some trolls don't get banned fast enough. Bungie if you opened a position for a forum moderator I would apply for only $20/hour and I'd work really hard to make sure the forums stay safe for work and free of trolls.

I wouldn't leave the computer except for restroom breaks and I'd eat all my meals at the computer so that i can be efficient even when I am eating. I have had experience in moderating before at the following websites: urbandictionary.com, gameshark.com, and I run my own IRC channel quite well.

I've also helped manage Sunday preschoolers, that may not be the same but it requires a lot of discipline. Please consider my proposal.

  • 06.24.2012 8:02 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

With the terms you described yourself...I don't think any person in their right mind would do that, even if it were for $20/hour... It would have to be $25/hour plus commission for every person that gets banned.

  • 06.24.2012 8:02 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Rule #1 of the internet. When you are going off at somebody be sure to use proper grammar.
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
*you're
*you
*you're
*I'm not sure how to correct this one but you seem to have signed your name as "YOUR A JOKE"... which is not your name.

Also, don't be mean.
Posted by: HotHead
Your A JOKE!

1) You've obviously got NO life.
2) You shouldn't be disciplining preschoolers, to the extent you seem to be, they are 4. Bully much?
3) Your post made you look like a pathetic -blam!- and you've need to be put in an insane asylum.

Yours truly,
YOUR A JOKE
Posted by: FailingAtLife
bungie.net doesn't have moderators who are on all day and because of this some trolls don't get banned fast enough. Bungie if you opened a position for a forum moderator I would apply for only $20/hour and I'd work really hard to make sure the forums stay safe for work and free of trolls.

I wouldn't leave the computer except for restroom breaks and I'd eat all my meals at the computer so that i can be efficient even when I am eating. I have had experience in moderating before at the following websites: urbandictionary.com, gameshark.com, and I run my own IRC channel quite well.

I've also helped manage Sunday preschoolers, that may not be the same but it requires a lot of discipline. Please consider my proposal.

  • 06.24.2012 8:08 PM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Jim Harkins

I think Bungie should pay us normal members also. I'd say 1120 $$ per hour would be fair. After all we keep the forums alive, that's a pretty hard job.
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
*you're
*you
*you're
*I'm not sure how to correct this one but you seem to have signed your name as "YOUR A JOKE"... which is not your name.

Also, don't be mean.
Posted by: HotHead
Your A JOKE!

1) You've obviously got NO life.
2) You shouldn't be disciplining preschoolers, to the extent you seem to be, they are 4. Bully much?
3) Your post made you look like a pathetic -blam!- and you've need to be put in an insane asylum.

Yours truly,
YOUR A JOKE
Posted by: FailingAtLife
bungie.net doesn't have moderators who are on all day and because of this some trolls don't get banned fast enough. Bungie if you opened a position for a forum moderator I would apply for only $20/hour and I'd work really hard to make sure the forums stay safe for work and free of trolls.

I wouldn't leave the computer except for restroom breaks and I'd eat all my meals at the computer so that i can be efficient even when I am eating. I have had experience in moderating before at the following websites: urbandictionary.com, gameshark.com, and I run my own IRC channel quite well.

I've also helped manage Sunday preschoolers, that may not be the same but it requires a lot of discipline. Please consider my proposal.


Damn big fail.

  • 06.24.2012 8:14 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: HotHead
You're A JOKE!

1) You've obviously got NO life.
2) You shouldn't be disciplining preschoolers, to the extent you seem to be, they are 4. Bully much?
3) You're post made you look like a pathetic -blam!- and you've need to be put in an insane asylum.

Your's truly,
YOUR A JOKE

EDIT: Oh, haha! JUST saw your name. It fits you PERFECT!
Posted by: FailingAtLife
bungie.net doesn't have moderators who are on all day and because of this some trolls don't get banned fast enough. Bungie if you opened a position for a forum moderator I would apply for only $20/hour and I'd work really hard to make sure the forums stay safe for work and free of trolls.

I wouldn't leave the computer except for restroom breaks and I'd eat all my meals at the computer so that i can be efficient even when I am eating. I have had experience in moderating before at the following websites: urbandictionary.com, gameshark.com, and I run my own IRC channel quite well.

I've also helped manage Sunday preschoolers, that may not be the same but it requires a lot of discipline. Please consider my proposal.


Quit being so HOT HEADED, this thread is obviously a joke.

  • 06.24.2012 8:18 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

Maybe you could start small, like babysitting fish or something along those lines.

  • 06.24.2012 8:25 PM PDT

Graphic Design in Seattle.Not Pro.
All around nice guy.
Step 7=In Progress
My piece featured in the Mail Sack

Speechless

  • 06.24.2012 8:29 PM PDT

RIP Halo 2: November 9, 2004-May 10, 2010
I was the 2nd to last person to get kicked off Halo 2, see the thread Here

I'll do it... If you pay me in gum.

  • 06.24.2012 8:49 PM PDT
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Avid Gamer, Techy and Computer Geek. Studying Computer Forensics & Security. - and yes, I'm jumping over a giant wooden acorn.

$20/h for nearly 24/7 work? You'd be on par with the wages of some of the mid-high level wage band employees at the studio.

Though if you've got a chance at $20/h, I'm going in at £20/h because I've mischievously swapped out the currency for better value and Bungie will never know!!!

[Edited on 06.25.2012 12:33 AM PDT]

  • 06.25.2012 12:32 AM PDT
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Hi, once I babysat for a 6 year old.

Is this experience enough to moderate the flood?

  • 06.25.2012 1:07 AM PDT

Posted by: FailingAtLife

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Our Ninjas do a great job already.
Thanks for the enthusiasm, though.
When bungie goes multiplatform, perhaps then you will hire moderators? I will be the first in line!
Nope. You won't be the first in line. There are many extremely qualified candidates around Bnet, desperate for salmon text. You're like over 500th in line, probably.

  • 06.25.2012 1:17 AM PDT

Posted by: LoftierRelic
Posted by: FailingAtLife

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Our Ninjas do a great job already.
Thanks for the enthusiasm, though.
When bungie goes multiplatform, perhaps then you will hire moderators? I will be the first in line!
Nope. You won't be the first in line. There are many extremely qualified candidates around Bnet, desperate for salmon text. You're like over 500th in line, probably.
You're right except for one thing, there's no line.

  • 06.25.2012 2:06 AM PDT

Don't check the forum over the weekend, see this thread.. gotta be a Monday -.-

  • 06.25.2012 2:27 AM PDT

Posted by: ARBITOR 5
Don't check the forum over the weekend, see this thread.. gotta be a Monday -.-
You've been on twitter a lot recently.

  • 06.25.2012 2:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: spartain ken 15
Posted by: HotHead
You're A JOKE!
Quit being so HOT HEADED
Quit talking to yourself.

  • 06.25.2012 4:27 AM PDT

Yep

Please lock.

  • 06.25.2012 4:32 AM PDT

Posted by: Skibur
Posted by: spartain ken 15
Posted by: HotHead
You're A JOKE!
Quit being so HOT HEADED
Quit talking to yourself.
Score 1 for Skibs.

  • 06.25.2012 4:40 AM PDT

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
You're right except for one thing, there's no line.
Well, that's where I think you're wrong. I reckon Achronos and the powers that be have a few names lined up to offer Ninja status to if/when there's a demand for more Ninjas, in a certain order.

  • 06.25.2012 4:43 AM PDT

if knowledge is power and power corrupts, isn't knowledge therefore dangerous?
Black Tower

$20/hr is a funny way of pronouncing rainbows and unicorns.

  • 06.25.2012 5:56 AM PDT

Posted by: CopyBookGangsta
Please lock.
Okay. But just because you said please. I am real sucker for manners. If someone says please, I will do just about anything.

  • 06.25.2012 8:41 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: DeeJ
Posted by: CopyBookGangsta
Please lock.
Okay. But just because you said please. I am real sucker for manners. If someone says please, I will do just about anything.

Plz pay me moah munies, thnx.

  • 06.25.2012 2:16 PM PDT

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