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Subject: Is this a good prank to play on my gf??

My girlfriends birthday is next week, so for a present I've been farting in this jar since december and I'm going to give it to her. Will she dump me? Should I abort this like that mistake we discovered last may?

  • 06.24.2012 7:47 PM PDT

For Tru7h and Honor

That's horrible

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Amidst the snowfall, the cold does little to diminish his wishes to be free. The eagle is chained and has no way of breaking free. No matter how much he flies, he still is chained. The blizzards do nothing to break his determination and in his eyes, he will be freed, someday...

Bad habits are like chains that are too light to feel until they are too heavy to carry

That's a horrible idea, are you trolling?

  • 06.24.2012 7:48 PM PDT
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lol "girlfriend"

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If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.


Posted by: MORBlDLY OBESE
I've been farting in this jar


Posted by: MORBlDLY OBESE


10/10.

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I have a banana booty!

Poop in the jar, she'll like that better. Trust me...

I'm a doctor.

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DET 1, 1215th Engineering Company. United States Army National Guard. 12B- Combat Engineer E-3 PFC

Abort mission!

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This thread stinks.

  • 06.24.2012 7:48 PM PDT

It's not my fault, I was just trying to tie my shoe!

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(+)_(+) wut

  • 06.24.2012 7:49 PM PDT


Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1

Posted by: MORBlDLY OBESE
I've been farting in this jar


Posted by: MORBlDLY OBESE


10/10.

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Happy Technology.

hands don't have noses silly.

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lolnope.

4/10.

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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Just -blam!- in the jar and let it sit for a while. Right before you give it to her, dump out the -blam!- and the smell will linger and probably be worse.

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Posted by: Maximus Decimus
This thread stinks.
That joke had a pretty FLATulent punchline...

  • 06.24.2012 7:49 PM PDT

DAFUQ IS THIS BULL-blam!-!

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Like the farts are supposed to accumulate or something right?

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It's not my fault, I was just trying to tie my shoe!

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This thread is brought to you in fart by, Bungie!

  • 06.24.2012 7:50 PM PDT

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ALL HAIL GABEN


Posted by: HALO12325
That's a horrible idea, are you trolling?

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Been a long time Halo/Bungie fan, and always will be.


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Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1

Posted by: MORBlDLY OBESE
I've been farting in this jar


Posted by: MORBlDLY OBESE


10/10.

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This thread is cooking with... GAS!

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Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

I would punch you in your dick and then break up with you.

  • 06.24.2012 7:52 PM PDT

lolnope.

Dear God this thread...

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Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

I lol'd so hard, you have no idea.

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Posted by: D PEAR

Posted by: Maximus Decimus
This thread stinks.
That joke had a pretty FLATulent punchline...

Bahahahahaha

I have nothing witty to say.

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Posted by: Dustofsaturn

Posted by: D PEAR

Posted by: Maximus Decimus
This thread stinks.
That joke had a pretty FLATulent punchline...

Bahahahahaha

I have nothing witty to say.
I'd make another but I don't want to TOOT my own horn.

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