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just for the lolz. what can you come up with?

  • 06.24.2012 10:39 PM PST

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

I wonder what @nal sex feels like?

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  • 06.24.2012 10:39 PM PST

Poll: what would you do if a giant hairy spider started licking your hand.

How does that -blam!- feel in your vag?

  • 06.24.2012 10:40 PM PST

Never make me angry. I am a Hitman and I can easily find you and take you out.

Dude could you help me shave my wet hairy ass?

  • 06.24.2012 10:40 PM PST

It's Pokémon, not Pokemon!

I am a grammar police, and "awkwardest" is not how you say it. It is most awkward.

  • 06.24.2012 10:41 PM PST

What are your thoughts on fat people?

  • 06.24.2012 10:41 PM PST

I like video games, Jesus, music, and love my girlfriend. :) PM me, we'll talk.

Do I have some ingrown pubes?

  • 06.24.2012 10:41 PM PST

The human element always mucks things up.

How do I inhale my girlfriend's farts without choking?

  • 06.24.2012 10:41 PM PST

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Why is it green? Is that normal? Kinda stings.

  • 06.24.2012 10:42 PM PST

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

So....how's your mom doing?

  • 06.24.2012 10:42 PM PST

I know my ways. So just stay back.


Posted by: EclipsePalix400
I am a grammar police, and "awkwardest" is not how you say it. It is most awkward.
It's the gammer police! Hit the deck spelling failures!

*wee woo wee woo*

  • 06.24.2012 10:43 PM PST

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

If you stab someone during an argument, do they finally get the point?

Wait, wrong type of question.

  • 06.24.2012 10:44 PM PST

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

I wonder what urk does during those long showers with stosh...

  • 06.24.2012 10:45 PM PST
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whats sperm taste like?

  • 06.24.2012 10:47 PM PST

Paintball is awesome!!!!!
Check out My youtube Channel

When people shake violetly, should I shoot them?

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  • 06.24.2012 10:49 PM PST

For Carnage Apply Within - We played Marathon before Marathon was cool!

Keep it authentic...

Asking your friend to help a horse -blam!- you.

  • 06.24.2012 10:52 PM PST
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

does a girl with a bush down there turn you on as well?

  • 06.24.2012 10:54 PM PST

Honorable Member Yay!

Why when I have milkshakes, none of the boys come to my yard?

  • 06.24.2012 10:54 PM PST

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^


Posted by: path1k
does a girl with a bush down there turn you on as well?

More importantly, does a girl with a -blam!- turn you on as well?

  • 06.24.2012 10:54 PM PST

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


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Posted by: EclipsePalix400
I am a grammar police, and "awkwardest" is not how you say it. It is most awkward.
It's the gammer police! Hit the deck spelling failures!

*wee woo wee woo*


FUK DAH GRAMUR POLIS!!!

*zorp zorp zorp zorp*

  • 06.24.2012 10:59 PM PST

Futer day, 6/28/2011

Why do I poop blood?

  • 06.24.2012 11:09 PM PST

I write poetry, I write short-stories, I listen to hip-hop (80s&90s), Reggae, Classic Rock n Roll, Heavy Metal, Jazz, Blues, and the 60s, 70s.


Posted by: JacobTheGreat2

Posted by: EclipsePalix400
I am a grammar police, and "awkwardest" is not how you say it. It is most awkward.
It's the gammer police! Hit the deck spelling failures!

*wee woo wee woo*


Aw hell, get the AKs!

  • 06.24.2012 11:11 PM PST
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Have you fapped to Cortana today?

  • 06.24.2012 11:11 PM PST
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Posted by: Creeper
Have you fapped to Cortana today?


saving it for halo 4

  • 06.24.2012 11:12 PM PST

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