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Subject: Thought experiment: You've got a magic red button...

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Suppose each member has a magic red button on their profile page. It can do anything, but it only does this one thing and it can only do it once. It cannot provide more clicks or similar buttons.

What would yours do?

  • 06.26.2012 7:42 PM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

0x0 x0x 0x0 000 000 x0x 000
x0x 0x0 0x0 0xx 000 0x0 000
x0x x0x x00 0xx 0x0 x0x 0x0

I have seen you future

Is there anything this button can do to make me rich?

  • 06.26.2012 7:43 PM PDT
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  • Exalted Legendary Member

Exalted Unexplainable Member

Remind me that it's April fools day.

  • 06.26.2012 7:45 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
Halo 3 Longshore playable on Team Fortress 2 vids

Nuke the flood. :D

  • 06.26.2012 7:47 PM PDT

A button that makes a button that does anything I want when I click it and has infinite uses. Duh.

  • 06.26.2012 7:47 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Posted by: burritosenior
A button that makes a button that does anything I want when I click it and has infinite uses. Duh.


Perhaps you should have made it make you read the rules, Senior.

  • 06.26.2012 7:49 PM PDT

"A good player wins a 1v1, a great player avoids one." - T00lB0X

It would spread The Flood to every private group and forum, infecting all of them.

  • 06.26.2012 7:53 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

A button that makes a switch appear next to me that when flipped, can be used infinitely and can allow for anything I want when used.


For serious, a superpower.

  • 06.26.2012 7:55 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

Name change! :D

  • 06.26.2012 7:55 PM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

A button, that when pressed, would instantly make me funnier.
If only....

[Edited on 06.26.2012 7:59 PM PDT]

  • 06.26.2012 7:58 PM PDT

Man of God. Fan of Bungie. Eater of many Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers.

Change my name. I wouldn't totally change very much about the site. Although if I had a second button, I'd add I.M.

  • 06.26.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

Make it so I have more buttons. Screw the rules of your crazy mind games.

  • 06.26.2012 8:01 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

I'd create the ability to upload my own avatar so I wouldn't have to wait a year for stosh.

  • 06.26.2012 8:05 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

Break all the other users buttons.

  • 06.26.2012 8:20 PM PDT

Key

Give me the title "Extra Z" with a pink title bar.

One member was tagged in this post: @DeeJ

e: The best part is, people with Coup won't even know I have a custom title because they'll think I did it myself.

[Edited on 06.26.2012 8:32 PM PDT]

  • 06.26.2012 8:25 PM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
-legato on remedial chaos theory

nothing

  • 06.26.2012 8:33 PM PDT


Posted by: prometheus25
Posted by: burritosenior
A button that makes a button that does anything I want when I click it and has infinite uses. Duh.


Perhaps you should have made it make you read the rules, Senior.
I did. It isn't providing me with more clicks of that button, and it is a completely different button that it spawns.

  • 06.26.2012 8:34 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

Press X to re-tweet.

  • 06.26.2012 8:47 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: burritosenior

Posted by: prometheus25
Posted by: burritosenior
A button that makes a button that does anything I want when I click it and has infinite uses. Duh.


Perhaps you should have made it make you read the rules, Senior.
I did. It isn't providing me with more clicks of that button, and it is a completely different button that it spawns.


or similar buttons

  • 06.26.2012 8:49 PM PDT


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55Two things mate. First, they weren't similar. Hence the point of the post you quoted if you took the time to read it.

Second, it was a joke. If you're really going to try and call me out on it for some odd reason, then you need to reassess your time.
>.<

  • 06.26.2012 8:54 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: burritosenior

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55Two things mate. First, they weren't similar. Hence the point of the post you quoted if you took the time to read it.

Second, it was a joke. If you're really going to try and call me out on it for some odd reason, then you need to reassess your time.
>.<
If I was serious I would've done more than quote the OP.

C'mon, mate. Just a bit of fun.

>.<

  • 06.26.2012 8:57 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

burritosenior: trolling bnet since the Halo 3 forum launched.

  • 06.26.2012 8:58 PM PDT

"I'm uncomfortable."
-True Underdog
Young Grasshopper of The Year: ChorrizoTapatio 2012

A little bit of sausage, a little bit of hot sauce, a whole lot of awesome. Have a question? Ask me!
Chapter

Make me a mythic member so people might actually care what I say.

  • 06.26.2012 9:00 PM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

Posted by: ChorrizoTapatio
Make me a mythic member so people might actually care what I say.
People started to ignore me more. But hey, it's your magic button.

  • 06.26.2012 9:06 PM PDT

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