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Subject: Thought experiment: You've got a magic red button...

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

I think i'd make mine start a loop of "Call Me Maybe" to be played in the studios ad infinum

  • 06.26.2012 9:40 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

When you click my red button, it creates another identical red button at a random location on the page.

  • 06.26.2012 9:44 PM PDT

~:O>~~

Any food I happen to be craving will be found in the nearest trash.

  • 06.27.2012 1:49 AM PDT

Posted by: burritosenior
Second, it was a joke. If you're really going to try and call me out on it for some odd reason, then you need to reassess your time.
>.<

lol mega troll xD super power troll mastar!! xD
Posted by: prometheus25
I think i'd make mine start a loop of "Call Me Maybe" to be played in the studios ad infinum

autostart a flash version of PaS!

[Edited on 06.27.2012 2:15 AM PDT]

  • 06.27.2012 2:14 AM PDT

Quote from Confucius

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

That red button reminds me of that guy

Halycon

  • 06.27.2012 2:24 AM PDT
  • gamertag: ALI217
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

I'd have it summon a genie with a trillion billion million wishes.

  • 06.27.2012 4:50 AM PDT

Man of God. Fan of Bungie. Eater of many Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers.

Oh the loopholes...

Posted by: ALI217
I'd have it summon a genie with a trillion billion million wishes.

  • 06.27.2012 7:21 AM PDT
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Shoot pool, not people.

Obvious alt

My magic button would Perma-ban Foman. He doesn't afraid of anything.

  • 06.27.2012 7:26 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

A button that would do something completely random that I have no control over it, that way I have to think about the outcomes and bring me back to never wanting to push it due to the consequences I might face.

  • 06.27.2012 8:11 AM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

~Long Live Halo 2
Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

Make it so that when pressed, it creates a text box so that I can type in whatever I want, whenever I want, and get it. And, if I feel like it, type in something else that I had already done.

[Edited on 06.27.2012 8:15 AM PDT]

  • 06.27.2012 8:14 AM PDT

Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Chief vs the scarab? I find that hard to believe to roundhouse boot the scarab's figurative emotion out of the gaming zone.

I want a button that summons dancing midget clowns.

  • 06.27.2012 8:22 AM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

I push the button and it gives me massive amounts of toast to defend myself against Stosh.

  • 06.27.2012 8:24 AM PDT

*eats a sammich*

Give me all permissions to the website.

  • 06.27.2012 8:49 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

World peace

  • 06.27.2012 9:04 AM PDT
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Make Steve play halo again.

  • 06.27.2012 9:24 AM PDT

V: I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Alas, so many quotes, so little room in the signature box.

Change the user's username.

  • 06.27.2012 9:33 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

My button would make everyone happy with everything :D

  • 06.27.2012 9:38 AM PDT

It would teleport me to the Bungie Studios.

  • 06.27.2012 9:40 AM PDT

The WorkPLace

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Posted by: prometheus25
It can do anything, but it only does this one thing and it can only do it once.

It would give me permanent Super User ability.

Your all doomed.

  • 06.27.2012 9:43 AM PDT

Posted by: Gaara444
>Slut
I will cut the ever loving F*** out of both of you. I will kill you. You little s***s, you worthless miss placed come shots. How DARE you. I will cut you into little pieces, and hide you under the floor board.
I hope both of you rot. Hitler is now crying right now, knowing he is no longer the worlds biggest Dick, cause both of you share that title.Please, do me the favor of not having to dirty my hands and kill yourselves.

It would perma ban the user that clicked it.

  • 06.27.2012 9:46 AM PDT

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

Posted by: prometheus25
I think i'd make mine start a loop of "Call Me Maybe" to be played in the studios ad infinum
Hey I just met you... and this is crazy.

*Bops head along* It's catchy as hell.

  • 06.27.2012 10:23 AM PDT

When clicked my red button would turn blue.

  • 06.27.2012 10:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: Cobravert
I just saw a green monkey nut shot a small tan lizard(?) in a gunny sack.

Mine would get rid off all users from 2009 and up.

  • 06.27.2012 10:27 AM PDT

Consol Embu
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Hello community, If you have any questions or concerns then please feel free to ask, whatever it may be and I will answer them to the best of my knowledge/ability. (It may not be THE answer you're looking for but AN answer is better than NO answer.)

KEEP CALM AND PLAY XBOX
Thank you.

Mine would flood the screen with potato pancakes.

This whole topic reminds me of that one movie with Cameron Diaz and that guy with a button box where she presses the button for a million bucks but some random dude dies. Yeah...

  • 06.27.2012 10:35 AM PDT

Clearly it would produce me an infinite number of levers that can do anything.

  • 06.27.2012 10:38 AM PDT

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