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Twitter.
WyIdfyre: 'lol, who the hell would even wear those?'
AuSam: 'lol, who the hell would even have sex with dogs?'

-K-

Give me £10 billion.
Duh

  • 06.27.2012 11:29 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

'Cleanse this website' It removes Alt accounts, the ones who's only purpose is to spam and flame.

  • 06.27.2012 11:49 AM PDT
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Posted by: mister death
'Cleanse this website' It removes Alt accounts, the ones who's only purpose is to spam and flame.
That's no fun.

  • 06.27.2012 11:51 AM PDT

I ♥ Bungie!

Gives me mderator powers without people knowing.

  • 06.27.2012 11:51 AM PDT

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Make me the Forum Ninja for the flood forums.

Many trolls will be slain...MANY FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

  • 06.27.2012 12:42 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Posted by: A True Mythic
Posted by: mister death
'Cleanse this website' It removes Alt accounts, the ones who's only purpose is to spam and flame.
That's no fun.


Whoah, a true mythic would be able to avoid such things. Nothing to worry.

  • 06.27.2012 2:07 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: GrandmasterNinja
Make me the Forum Ninja for the flood forums.

Many trolls will be slain...MANY FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

I like your red button!!

  • 06.27.2012 2:21 PM PDT

Antibanhammer shield.

  • 06.27.2012 2:29 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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Makes the button blue.

  • 06.27.2012 2:32 PM PDT

First in social ranked firefight campaign competitive and ODST goose splatters.
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Ship me a real life mongoose. I need something to plow my driveway with.

  • 06.27.2012 4:39 PM PDT

Every member of the Covenant shall walk the path. None will be left behind when our Great Journey begins. That is the Prophets' age-old promise, and it shall be fulfilled!

Cure cancer.

  • 06.27.2012 5:15 PM PDT

Nuke ChorrizoTapatio from orbit.

  • 06.27.2012 5:20 PM PDT

USAF Air Traffic Controller.
#moap

Probably the ability to slow down time(I would remain the same functioning speed of course) every time I visited this site, regardless of being active on it or not. I'd like to know that I'm not really wasting time away. It'd be nice to open the page on my phone when I need to think about decisions to make at work or with friends.

  • 06.27.2012 6:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kalriq
Give me £10 billion.
Duh
Why would you want 10 billion cursive E's? That sounds like crazy talk to me. Just get some good ol' fashion American dollars (before we have to start using wheelbarrow's full of them to buy bread, etc.)

  • 06.27.2012 6:44 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

I'd have it make me a wittier writer.

Perhaps then I'd be able to write something other than walls and couplets.

  • 06.27.2012 7:58 PM PDT

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"

It would give me more red buttons. Then I would use each of those for whatever I want, probably starting with riches and power.

  • 06.27.2012 8:09 PM PDT

meh...

you all lack vision.
first, I would use the button to gain knowledge on how to construct more buttons.

next, one button would turn everyone else in the world into beautiful women all attracted to me.

infinite power, infinite fine ladies...

  • 06.27.2012 8:49 PM PDT

Old School

Make it rain cats and dogs.

  • 06.27.2012 9:21 PM PDT
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Astronomy FTW

Tubas Represent!

Nuke the site and unleash my military coup that would overthrow Achronos and his army of ninjas and then turn them into my personal servants.

It would also permit run on sentences.

  • 06.27.2012 9:24 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Cause Qbix 89 pain.

  • 06.27.2012 9:30 PM PDT

GT: j0sh291
"Gentlemen. I be placed at a bewilderment. There I were, resting, when I hear a frightful row on deck. What be that first mate?"
-"Mutiny. And what fate befalls mutineers? I think we know the answer to that, don't we? Mutineers...HANG!!!"

Twitter:@j0sh291
Follower of Christ!

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So many things, that time will not let me use it wisely.

  • 06.27.2012 9:30 PM PDT

Do you really want to know?

Shoot mashed potatoes through people's computer screens, even if they're not on the computer.

  • 06.27.2012 9:33 PM PDT

Spread the love...


Posted by: killing4justice
Make me overlord of this website obviously.

  • 06.27.2012 10:34 PM PDT

Hey, I'm Dark_Farlane. What's up?
I'm a Brony and a big Whovian and is in Beatlemania.
BUNGIE 7/7 FOREVER


Posted by: CTN 0452 9
Is there anything this button can do to make me rich?
nope.

  • 06.28.2012 1:51 AM PDT

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