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Subject: When Bungie Crunches...

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I got the unfortunate patron saint job at bungie. Let's just say you don't want my job...
Posted by: Makushin
Patron Saint Of What?
Snacks?

  • 06.27.2012 6:34 PM PDT

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Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99

If I don't get a slice of that piz... haha, I forgot its not NY pizza. Have fun with that cheap knock off version.

  • 06.27.2012 7:11 PM PDT

Man of God. Fan of Bungie. Eater of many Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers.

That's definitely an unsung hero. I had never though of that sort of job in a studio before. Cool stuff.

  • 06.27.2012 7:23 PM PDT

Man of God. Fan of Bungie. Eater of many Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers.


Posted by: Eric Duffy
Mods, just read before you swing your banhammer

So, does she provide "Special services"?

When I mean special services, I mean shoulder massages while game testers test bungie's game.


That is asking for it.

  • 06.27.2012 7:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: bobcast
She talks to me. Just like the nice lady from the news.


Wasn't the nice lady from the news talking to you only because of that whole incident with the bus full of small boys?

  • 06.27.2012 7:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: jyrine
Posted by: bobcast
She talks to me. Just like the nice lady from the news.

Wasn't the nice lady from the news talking to you only because of that whole incident with the bus full of small boys?

I think he means this news lady.

  • 06.27.2012 7:44 PM PDT

Man of God. Fan of Bungie. Eater of many Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers.


Posted by: Eric Duffy

Posted by: SharkTooth__

Posted by: Eric Duffy
Mods, just read before you swing your banhammer

So, does she provide "Special services"?

When I mean special services, I mean shoulder massages while game testers test bungie's game.


That is asking for it.


Do you think it's a bannable offense?


No. I wouldn't imagine. If any employees are good friends of hers and see this, they definitely wouldn't be amused. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

  • 06.27.2012 7:44 PM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Two weeks of crunch? Damn! I wonder if she has fun and buys Capt'n Crunch for everyone >:)

Trying to feed 200+ people for even one week sounds like a tough job.

  • 06.27.2012 7:51 PM PDT

Crunch bars > Cap'n Crunch

  • 06.27.2012 7:52 PM PDT

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Does she occasionally wipe peoples mouths with a napkin if their face is a mess? If so I would love to assist. :) (then sell the napkins on ebay)

  • 06.27.2012 7:58 PM PDT

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Right?? I'm sure you remember that? Don't tell me they forgot D:

RUN SCOTT RUN!!

  • 06.27.2012 7:59 PM PDT

seems Bungie would be better off to just have an in-house kitchen

  • 06.27.2012 8:03 PM PDT

Hanger one I just shredded with the SMGs until ammo was out and I just threw 'nades like a boss while BRing.

My experience playing Cairo Station on Legendary

I imagine the Bungie crunch period as the theoretical "Big Crunch" acted out, and the result of this stress being their kick ass games.

  • 06.27.2012 9:57 PM PDT

That is insane.

[Edited on 06.27.2012 11:12 PM PDT]

  • 06.27.2012 11:11 PM PDT

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A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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mazin...

  • 06.28.2012 2:01 AM PDT
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deej pls

Contrary to popular belief, a game is only as great as the quantity of pizza eaten during envelopment.

  • 06.28.2012 3:41 AM PDT

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Xenoblade <3

All that food..... yum.

  • 06.28.2012 4:04 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Nice.

  • 06.28.2012 4:31 AM PDT

Where would Bungie be without this women? Probably screaming at their computers in a starved state of insanity. Great read.

  • 06.28.2012 5:29 AM PDT
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The question is, why are you crunching?

  • 06.28.2012 6:09 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

We learn today that a Bungie employee's diet mostly consists of pizza and noms.

  • 06.28.2012 6:12 AM PDT

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