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Subject: "Cortana" PM

- Mike

I got this werid PM From this user. Cortonatruth...

Its seems to be sending me cortana letters. New ones... Probably just a hoax, but I was wondering if anyone else was getting these?

It says at the top.
YOU ARE ONE OF THE SELECTED FEW WHO WILL READ THE LETTER YOUR RANDOMLY CHOSEN, THERE WILL BE MORE.

So, anyone else getting them? Should I just ignore it?

edit: I just realized that the name was spelt wrong, its spelled cortona not cortana. So It must be a hoax. Kinda makes this post pointless now... Well, anyone getting em? Maybe it deserves a blacklist.

[Edited on 6/12/2006]

  • 06.12.2006 8:42 AM PDT
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Oh yeah, I spotted the misuse of "your" before I noticed the name! =)

Don't ignore it, message him back and seem really convinced, lead him on for a little while. Should be fun. =P

Oh, and post the letters! I want to see them. =)

[Edit]: Also your link to their profile is wrong, it's had spaces put into it by B.net... This one works! cortonatruth o.O

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  • 06.12.2006 8:51 AM PDT
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Pezza got a few like this, but in email.

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Are they any good? Or are they spelled like a 5 year old who doesn't know what the word "meaning", means?

  • 06.12.2006 9:11 AM PDT

-S

Bogus.

  • 06.12.2006 10:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Bogus.

Still, they're funny as the person claiming to be Cortana can't spell her name, or even type for that matter...

  • 06.12.2006 11:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Bogus.


Can shishka be given the title "Ye olde rumour smasher"? He's the only member i know of who can conclusively shatter a rumour with a single word...

  • 06.12.2006 11:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: elmicker
Posted by: Shishka
Bogus.


Can shishka be given the title "Ye olde rumour smasher"? He's the only member i know of who can conclusively shatter a rumour with a single word...


He's not old

  • 06.12.2006 11:21 AM PDT
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I never called him old, i called him "Ye olde".

  • 06.12.2006 11:24 AM PDT
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No. He's olde.

They're like... "The Official London Tour Company" and "The Original London Tour Company". =)

  • 06.12.2006 11:25 AM PDT

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Well i congratulate that person on reading the cortana letters now that Halo 3 is being discussed, but i'd quit now before it gets lame. Our Cortana just 'anit no Bringer of Tru7h.

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  • 06.12.2006 11:30 AM PDT

- Mike

Posted by: Gnome
Are they any good? Or are they spelled like a 5 year old who doesn't know what the word "meaning", means?

It says this "I am all knowing of this circuite,for this drain will not leak.

11 will come in and 10 will fall out.

There sins are still there and will never pass,

Over the surface it face it will never last.

They are corrupted by anger for no soul is in them,

They are forever and so are there sins

The one that will last is the gracious angel with wings,

The demon is mistaken for him...

For I am the demon!"


X

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Sounds... coherent enough. The content isn't bad but it was most likely written up by some other person.

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Posted by: antiherosk8er
It says this "I am all knowing of this circuite,for this drain will not leak.

11 will come in and 10 will fall out.

[Their] sins are still there and will never pass,

Over the surface it face it [?] will never last.

They are corrupted by anger for no soul is in them,

They are forever and so are [their] sins

The one that will last is the gracious angel with wings,

The demon is mistaken for him...

For I am the demon!"

X

Square brackets round edits.

From this we can conclude; Rampancy/Infection leads to bad grammar!

Ah well. I wonder how much time he spent on that? =)

  • 06.12.2006 12:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: darekster2ongame
Posted by: elmicker
Posted by: Shishka
Bogus.

Can shishka be given the title "Ye olde rumour smasher"? He's the only member i know of who can conclusively shatter a rumour with a single word...

He's not old

Waves are neither young nor old. They simply..... are.
Do I sense a Marathon reference?

Quick! Everyone throw Shishka at the sun!

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Posted by: EL
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: darekster2ongame
Posted by: elmicker
Posted by: Shishka
Bogus.

Can shishka be given the title "Ye olde rumour smasher"? He's the only member i know of who can conclusively shatter a rumour with a single word...

He's not old

Waves are neither young nor old. They simply..... are.
Do I sense a Marathon reference?

Quick! Everyone throw Shishka at the sun!


But what if he is like Superman, wouldn't that just make him stronger? ;)

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: darekster2ongame
Posted by: elmicker
Posted by: Shishka
Bogus.

Can shishka be given the title "Ye olde rumour smasher"? He's the only member i know of who can conclusively shatter a rumour with a single word...

He's not old

Waves are neither young nor old. They simply..... are.

Recon on the other hand...he's just old. But deadly.

  • 06.12.2006 2:32 PM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

Posted by: Saint
From this we can conclude; Rampancy/Infection leads to bad grammar!

No it doesn't.

Rampancy leads to a nasty habit of beaming poor helpless cyborgs out into space.

Bad grammar comes from not doing homework.

  • 06.12.2006 4:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: BobBQ
Rampancy leads to a nasty habit of beaming poor helpless cyborgs out into space.


And pitting said cyborgs against hundreds of Pfhor.

Bad grammar comes from not doing homework.

And/Or falling asleep in class

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
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Recon on the other hand...he's just old. But deadly.

I've heard that according to you, I am simply..... dead.

You are just....weird....

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Posted by: Shishka
Bogus.


Shishka, you make me proud—as I do you.

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  • 06.12.2006 8:03 PM PDT

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You see, Shishka is just that...Shishka.

I will try and quote him to the best of my memory...he said something once to the effect of:

I was here when there was nothing, and I will be hear when there is nothing...I will put the chairs upside down on the table, turn off the lights and lock the Universe behind me...

Not word for word...but you get the point. He is forever...

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  • 06.12.2006 8:09 PM PDT

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