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Subject: Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.


Posted by: MilitaryTheorist

*6 V-22 Ospreys land in LZ*

*Hundred and Twenty marines come piling out of the helicopters*

*Captain salutes Halo*

"Where do you need us, sir?"


*indoctrination begins to take effect*

Find...that...Reaper...


Stop...the...indoctrination...


*falls asleep and has a dream about a ghost child and three different colours*

  • 06.28.2012 10:29 AM PDT

To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!

  • 06.28.2012 10:29 AM PDT
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Astronomy FTW

Tubas Represent!


Posted by: Unique Trooper
A-10s firing, all units take cover.
Understood.

*puts on sunglasses*

Rollin' out the carpet!

  • 06.28.2012 10:30 AM PDT

Nonsense!

Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!


Don't worry ya panties, Doc.
We got this... under control.

*fades into dark alley*

  • 06.28.2012 10:31 AM PDT


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Me and every Command and Conquer fan.

  • 06.28.2012 10:32 AM PDT

90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.


Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!


Negative on that one. This is omega team and we aren't going to make it out in time. We'll see you on the other side. Omega out.

  • 06.28.2012 10:32 AM PDT

*Orca 2-3 Radio* Orca's and Firehawks are coming in for a strike on the first Reaper. My section we remain in a CAS role for the time being.

  • 06.28.2012 10:32 AM PDT

Report. Did the A-10 Run shake them, over?

  • 06.28.2012 10:33 AM PDT

Cameron

No. Just... No.

  • 06.28.2012 10:33 AM PDT
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Astronomy FTW

Tubas Represent!


Posted by: wolfhunter9154

Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!


Negative on that one. This is omega team and we aren't going to make it out in time. We'll see you on the other side. Omega out.
Omega team,this is the 51st. We're coming in with another airstrike. Estimate 5 minutes for you to get out of there. Over.

  • 06.28.2012 10:33 AM PDT


Posted by: Fat People
Autism Detected
Go to hell, and actually learn about disorders before you say them.

  • 06.28.2012 10:33 AM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.


Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!


Don't worry ya panties, Doc.
We got this... under control.

*fades into dark alley*

Alright men, lock and load those Tommie's and forget the last plan. Lets head on in and cause some trouble.

*Fixes suit, and lights cigar*

  • 06.28.2012 10:34 AM PDT


Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: Fat People
Autism Detected
Go to hell, and actually learn about disorders before you say them.

>First reply.
>First person to quote is on page 13.

Fail troll is fail.

  • 06.28.2012 10:35 AM PDT

"Through the fog the army moves on. Pushing through borders. Knocking over obstacles. Killing all enemies. Victory is secured, brothers, march on until the flag rises over the landscape."
The Holy Council

This is Delta 16 I am ready to strike, shine a laser on the HQ!

  • 06.28.2012 10:36 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!
LAUNCH YOUR SILLY FISSION DEVICES. ORIGIN IS NOT BASED ANYWHERE BECAUSE IT IS EVERYWHERE. YOU CANNOT DESTROY IT OR US. WE ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. YOUR MINDS CANNOT ENCOMPASS OUR GLORY.

  • 06.28.2012 10:36 AM PDT

This is RC Delta squad leader, 38. I'm sending in Scorch to plant bombs and annihilate the place. Sev will pick off people trying to get Scorch and Fixer will hack into their systems. I will view from a gunship.

  • 06.28.2012 10:38 AM PDT

Nonsense!

Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!


Don't worry ya panties, Doc.
We got this... under control.

*fades into dark alley*

Alright men, lock and load those Tommie's and forget the last plan. Lets head on in and cause some trouble.

*Fixes suit, and lights cigar*

Roger, boss.
*starts up Coup DeVille*
Hop in, boys! I got a gun full a' lead, knuckles full a' brass, an' an Xbox full a' resentment! Let's drop some snitches!

[Edited on 06.28.2012 10:41 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 10:40 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MilitaryTheorist

*6 V-22 Ospreys land in LZ*

*Hundred and Twenty marines come piling out of the helicopters*

*Captain salutes Halo*

"Where do you need us, sir?"


*indoctrination begins to take effect*

Find...that...Reaper...


Stop...the...indoctrination...


*falls asleep and has a dream about a ghost child and three different colours*


You can save them by coming to us. We will help you ascend to our glory. Origin is peace. Origin is salvation. You may play your games everywhere. You may play your games anytime. The community controls the games and the games control the community. Submit and feel glory.

  • 06.28.2012 10:41 AM PDT


Posted by: General Ryan
Posted by: Fat People
Go to hell


Wow dude. Just wow.

  • 06.28.2012 10:41 AM PDT


Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117

Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: Fat People
Autism Detected
Go to hell, and actually learn about disorders before you say them.

>First reply.
>First person to quote is on page 13.

Fail troll is fail.
I'm not trolling. I'm standing up for autistic people (which includes me, the flood's proud autistic)

  • 06.28.2012 10:43 AM PDT
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If you can't respect my opinion, that's your problem.
The Flood


Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117

Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: Fat People
Autism Detected
Go to hell, and actually learn about disorders before you say them.

>First reply.
>First person to quote is on page 13.

Fail troll is fail.
I'm not trolling. I'm standing up for autistic people (which includes me, the flood's proud autistic)
He wasn't talking about you.

  • 06.28.2012 10:43 AM PDT

uuh.. hai

I'll bring the napalm.
Hoorah!

  • 06.28.2012 10:44 AM PDT

*leads Husks against marines at Landing Zone*

  • 06.28.2012 10:44 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MilitaryTheorist

*6 V-22 Ospreys land in LZ*

*Hundred and Twenty marines come piling out of the helicopters*

*Captain salutes Halo*

"Where do you need us, sir?"


*indoctrination begins to take effect*

Find...that...Reaper...


Stop...the...indoctrination...


*falls asleep and has a dream about a ghost child and three different colours*


You can save them by coming to us. We will help you ascend to our glory. Origin is peace. Origin is salvation. You may play your games everywhere. You may play your games anytime. The community controls the games and the games control the community. Submit and feel glory.


Still asleep...What...what...can I do?

  • 06.28.2012 10:44 AM PDT


Posted by: Tanxs

Posted by: General Ryan
Posted by: Fat People
Go to hell


Wow dude. Just wow.
what?

  • 06.28.2012 10:45 AM PDT