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Subject: Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.


Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117

Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: Fat People
Autism Detected
Go to hell, and actually learn about disorders before you say them.

>First reply.
>First person to quote is on page 13.

Fail troll is fail.
I'm not trolling. I'm standing up for autistic people (which includes me, the flood's proud autistic)

I wasn't talking about you.

[Edited on 06.28.2012 10:45 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 10:45 AM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach


Posted by: wolfhunter9154

Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!


Negative on that one. This is omega team and we aren't going to make it out in time. We'll see you on the other side. Omega out.


OMEGA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we lost Omega.............

* dramatic zoom in, in 5 different angles*

*falls to knees*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*looks back up*

EA... you..... will DIE!!!!

*turns super sayin*

  • 06.28.2012 10:45 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MilitaryTheorist

*6 V-22 Ospreys land in LZ*

*Hundred and Twenty marines come piling out of the helicopters*

*Captain salutes Halo*

"Where do you need us, sir?"


*indoctrination begins to take effect*

Find...that...Reaper...


Stop...the...indoctrination...


*falls asleep and has a dream about a ghost child and three different colours*


You can save them by coming to us. We will help you ascend to our glory. Origin is peace. Origin is salvation. You may play your games everywhere. You may play your games anytime. The community controls the games and the games control the community. Submit and feel glory.


Still asleep...What...what...can I do?
Join us. Sing the praise for Origin. Tell others to do the same. Deny Steam and all that oppose us. We are the way to order. Steam and its ilk lead to chaos.

  • 06.28.2012 10:45 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: the Han

Posted by: wolfhunter9154

Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!


Negative on that one. This is omega team and we aren't going to make it out in time. We'll see you on the other side. Omega out.


OMEGA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we lost Omega.............

* dramatic zoom in, in 5 different angles*

*falls to knees*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*looks back up*

EA... you..... will DIE!!!!

*turns super sayin*


MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

*smoke clears to reveal EA Reaper untouched*

WE AM FOREVER. WE AM ETERNAL. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DESTROY US? WE TRANSCEND TIME ITSELF! YOU ARE AN ANT CONTEMPLATING THE COSMOS TO OUR COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF ALL THAT IS.

  • 06.28.2012 10:48 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MilitaryTheorist

*6 V-22 Ospreys land in LZ*

*Hundred and Twenty marines come piling out of the helicopters*

*Captain salutes Halo*

"Where do you need us, sir?"


*indoctrination begins to take effect*

Find...that...Reaper...


Stop...the...indoctrination...


*falls asleep and has a dream about a ghost child and three different colours*


You can save them by coming to us. We will help you ascend to our glory. Origin is peace. Origin is salvation. You may play your games everywhere. You may play your games anytime. The community controls the games and the games control the community. Submit and feel glory.


Still asleep...What...what...can I do?
Join us. Sing the praise for Origin. Tell others to do the same. Deny Steam and all that oppose us. We are the way to order. Steam and its ilk lead to chaos.


I've seen what your Origin has done...it's turned my people into monsters...I can't...can't...can't...

  • 06.28.2012 10:48 AM PDT

~:O>~~


Posted by: Fat People
Autism Detected
When did Autism Spectrum Disorder become something of a meme!? I'm sure everyone throwing that word around is a well-rounded knowledgeable individual who reads and does research. |:

  • 06.28.2012 10:49 AM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.


Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!


Don't worry ya panties, Doc.
We got this... under control.

*fades into dark alley*

Alright men, lock and load those Tommie's and forget the last plan. Lets head on in and cause some trouble.

*Fixes suit, and lights cigar*

Roger, boss.
*starts up Coup DeVille*
Hop in, boys! I got a gun full a' lead, knuckles full a' brass, an' an Xbox full a' resentment! Let's drop some snitches!

Big Boss ain't given us any intel on that there courtyard, so ya' know what? We're drivin' right through it, and the rest o' you better be gunnin' down everything you freakin' see. If it moves, light it up, and put em' 6ft under.

  • 06.28.2012 10:49 AM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MilitaryTheorist

*6 V-22 Ospreys land in LZ*

*Hundred and Twenty marines come piling out of the helicopters*

*Captain salutes Halo*

"Where do you need us, sir?"


*indoctrination begins to take effect*

Find...that...Reaper...


Stop...the...indoctrination...


*falls asleep and has a dream about a ghost child and three different colours*


You can save them by coming to us. We will help you ascend to our glory. Origin is peace. Origin is salvation. You may play your games everywhere. You may play your games anytime. The community controls the games and the games control the community. Submit and feel glory.


Still asleep...What...what...can I do?
Join us. Sing the praise for Origin. Tell others to do the same. Deny Steam and all that oppose us. We are the way to order. Steam and its ilk lead to chaos.


dont listen to him.... he's a liar!!

  • 06.28.2012 10:50 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BF117HALO
I've seen what your Origin has done...it's turned my people into monsters...I can't...can't...can't...
The transcended always look monstrous to those left behind. You too will see this. Join us and play. You will see that order and DRM makes games better. You can earn new weapons and armors for your characters by drinking slurpies. It is better this way.

  • 06.28.2012 10:51 AM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO


*indoctrination begins to take effect*

Find...that...Reaper...


Stop...the...indoctrination...


*falls asleep and has a dream about a ghost child and three different colours*


You can save them by coming to us. We will help you ascend to our glory. Origin is peace. Origin is salvation. You may play your games everywhere. You may play your games anytime. The community controls the games and the games control the community. Submit and feel glory.


Still asleep...What...what...can I do?
Join us. Sing the praise for Origin. Tell others to do the same. Deny Steam and all that oppose us. We are the way to order. Steam and its ilk lead to chaos.


I've seen what your Origin has done...it's turned my people into monsters...I can't...can't...can't...

Brake free, BF! You're strong enough!

  • 06.28.2012 10:51 AM PDT

This is General Ryan of Gold squadron. I'm sending air support now.

  • 06.28.2012 10:52 AM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: the Han

Posted by: wolfhunter9154

Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!


Negative on that one. This is omega team and we aren't going to make it out in time. We'll see you on the other side. Omega out.


OMEGA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we lost Omega.............

* dramatic zoom in, in 5 different angles*

*falls to knees*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*looks back up*

EA... you..... will DIE!!!!

*turns super sayin*


MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

*smoke clears to reveal EA Reaper untouched*

WE AM FOREVER. WE AM ETERNAL. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DESTROY US? WE TRANSCEND TIME ITSELF! YOU ARE AN ANT CONTEMPLATING THE COSMOS TO OUR COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF ALL THAT IS.


*shoots huge Ki blast*

FEAR MY POWER!!!

  • 06.28.2012 10:52 AM PDT

This is Lieutenant Spark Speaking, Right Hand man of General Newell.

Our Steam Tanks are loaded with Discounts, and we are moving into EA HQ To take 'em out! Over.

  • 06.28.2012 10:52 AM PDT

*Continues Attack against the LZ*

  • 06.28.2012 10:52 AM PDT

I know my ways. So just stay back.

If it means taking down EA. Then I'm in.

  • 06.28.2012 10:52 AM PDT
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If you can't respect my opinion, that's your problem.
The Flood


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO
I've seen what your Origin has done...it's turned my people into monsters...I can't...can't...can't...
The transcended always look monstrous to those left behind. You too will see this. Join us and play. You will see that order and DRM makes games better. You can earn new weapons and armors for your characters by drinking slurpies. It is better this way.
*As a husk*

You... LIE!

*Screech*

*Runs at Charlie*

  • 06.28.2012 10:53 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: the Han

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: the Han

Posted by: wolfhunter9154

Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!


Negative on that one. This is omega team and we aren't going to make it out in time. We'll see you on the other side. Omega out.


OMEGA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we lost Omega.............

* dramatic zoom in, in 5 different angles*

*falls to knees*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*looks back up*

EA... you..... will DIE!!!!

*turns super sayin*


MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

*smoke clears to reveal EA Reaper untouched*

WE AM FOREVER. WE AM ETERNAL. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DESTROY US? WE TRANSCEND TIME ITSELF! YOU ARE AN ANT CONTEMPLATING THE COSMOS TO OUR COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF ALL THAT IS.


*shoots huge Ki blast*

FEAR MY POWER!!!
*ignores attack, is completely untouched*

  • 06.28.2012 10:53 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO
I've seen what your Origin has done...it's turned my people into monsters...I can't...can't...can't...
The transcended always look monstrous to those left behind. You too will see this. Join us and play. You will see that order and DRM makes games better. You can earn new weapons and armors for your characters by drinking slurpies. It is better this way.


I...I love slurpies...but I've seen what your kind have done not only with Origin, but with my favourite series of games...you've turned them into tools of extortion...Mass Effect 3...Battlefield...Harry Potter...

What will you do to me?

  • 06.28.2012 10:53 AM PDT

Lase targets for a JDAM Strike, over.

  • 06.28.2012 10:55 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO
I've seen what your Origin has done...it's turned my people into monsters...I can't...can't...can't...
The transcended always look monstrous to those left behind. You too will see this. Join us and play. You will see that order and DRM makes games better. You can earn new weapons and armors for your characters by drinking slurpies. It is better this way.


I...I love slurpies...but I've seen what your kind have done not only with Origin, but with my favourite series of games...you've turned them into tools of extortion...Mass Effect 3...Battlefield...Harry Potter...

What will you do to me?
Why, give you a new assault rifle for ME3. And a new set of Armor for your Shepard. It increases ammo capacity by 50%.

Are these gifts not enough?

  • 06.28.2012 10:56 AM PDT

Nonsense!

*drives around running over husks and EA employees*
Hey Benny, toss me that pipe bomb!
What color ya think this explosion'll be, suckas!
*tosses bomb out window in random direction*

  • 06.28.2012 10:56 AM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*turns super sayin2*
*teleports behind charlie*

*punches him in the back of the head*

  • 06.28.2012 10:56 AM PDT

We're gonna fight, me and you. We know who's really right about this conversation. If you don't then let's think this through, with out fists. If that doesn't suit you, we can use pistols. How does this prove who's right?

Well, we both know I'll win, that's a damn fact.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO
I've seen what your Origin has done...it's turned my people into monsters...I can't...can't...can't...
The transcended always look monstrous to those left behind. You too will see this. Join us and play. You will see that order and DRM makes games better. You can earn new weapons and armors for your characters by drinking slurpies. It is better this way.


I...I love slurpies...but I've seen what your kind have done not only with Origin, but with my favourite series of games...you've turned them into tools of extortion...Mass Effect 3...Battlefield...Harry Potter...

What will you do to me?
Why, give you a new assault rifle for ME3. And a new set of Armor for your Shepard. It increases ammo capacity by 50%.

Are these gifts not enough?


*Random person on the sidelines*

Don't listen to him!

  • 06.28.2012 10:57 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: the Han

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*turns super sayin2*
*teleports behind charlie*

*punches him in the back of the head*
*remains undamaged and continues to ignore the attack*

  • 06.28.2012 10:58 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO
I've seen what your Origin has done...it's turned my people into monsters...I can't...can't...can't...
The transcended always look monstrous to those left behind. You too will see this. Join us and play. You will see that order and DRM makes games better. You can earn new weapons and armors for your characters by drinking slurpies. It is better this way.


I...I love slurpies...but I've seen what your kind have done not only with Origin, but with my favourite series of games...you've turned them into tools of extortion...Mass Effect 3...Battlefield...Harry Potter...

What will you do to me?
Why, give you a new assault rifle for ME3. And a new set of Armor for your Shepard. It increases ammo capacity by 50%.

Are these gifts not enough?


But Steam...Steam is worked on by good people...I can get Team Fortress 2 for free...and hats...

  • 06.28.2012 10:58 AM PDT