- EpicOfTheEpicz
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- Noble Legendary Member
"You get what you put into it."
When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?
This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.
Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.
Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
To all surviving forces: This is Hammer team, we made it back to base from the courtyard evac. Command has decided the only option is to nuke the area from obit, and we're having a very hard time giving them alternatives. For the love of all that is holy, get your asses out of there!
Don't worry ya panties, Doc.
We got this... under control.
*fades into dark alley*
Alright men, lock and load those Tommie's and forget the last plan. Lets head on in and cause some trouble.
*Fixes suit, and lights cigar*
Roger, boss.
*starts up Coup DeVille*
Hop in, boys! I got a gun full a' lead, knuckles full a' brass, an' an Xbox full a' resentment! Let's drop some snitches!
Big Boss ain't given us any intel on that there courtyard, so ya' know what? We're drivin' right through it, and the rest o' you better be gunnin' down everything you freakin' see. If it moves, light it up, and put em' 6ft under.