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Subject: Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.

This is Rooster. Where am I needed?

  • 06.28.2012 10:58 AM PDT

We're gonna fight, me and you. We know who's really right about this conversation. If you don't then let's think this through, with out fists. If that doesn't suit you, we can use pistols. How does this prove who's right?

Well, we both know I'll win, that's a damn fact.


Posted by: RockdaleRooster
This is Rooster. Where am I needed?


This is chicken. Don't do what roosters normally do to chickens.

  • 06.28.2012 10:59 AM PDT


Posted by: Chickeng0d

Posted by: RockdaleRooster
This is Rooster. Where am I needed?


This is chicken. Don't do what roosters normally do to chickens.

I won't don't worry.

  • 06.28.2012 10:59 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO
I've seen what your Origin has done...it's turned my people into monsters...I can't...can't...can't...
The transcended always look monstrous to those left behind. You too will see this. Join us and play. You will see that order and DRM makes games better. You can earn new weapons and armors for your characters by drinking slurpies. It is better this way.


I...I love slurpies...but I've seen what your kind have done not only with Origin, but with my favourite series of games...you've turned them into tools of extortion...Mass Effect 3...Battlefield...Harry Potter...

What will you do to me?
Why, give you a new assault rifle for ME3. And a new set of Armor for your Shepard. It increases ammo capacity by 50%.

Are these gifts not enough?


But Steam...Steam is worked on by good people...I can get Team Fortress 2 for free...and hats...
It is an empty service. The money we collect is used to improve the service! It improves while all others remain the same. It is used to bring order! This is how we make our community the best!

  • 06.28.2012 10:59 AM PDT
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If you can't respect my opinion, that's your problem.
The Flood


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO
I've seen what your Origin has done...it's turned my people into monsters...I can't...can't...can't...
The transcended always look monstrous to those left behind. You too will see this. Join us and play. You will see that order and DRM makes games better. You can earn new weapons and armors for your characters by drinking slurpies. It is better this way.


I...I love slurpies...but I've seen what your kind have done not only with Origin, but with my favourite series of games...you've turned them into tools of extortion...Mass Effect 3...Battlefield...Harry Potter...

What will you do to me?
Why, give you a new assault rifle for ME3. And a new set of Armor for your Shepard. It increases ammo capacity by 50%.

Are these gifts not enough?


But Steam...Steam is worked on by good people...I can get Team Fortress 2 for free...and hats...
*Through mental link*

Do... not... listen...

It will destroy you... for the glory of its own...

We are nothing to it...

  • 06.28.2012 10:59 AM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

How is this not locked yet?

  • 06.28.2012 11:00 AM PDT


Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz

Posted by: WhiteFang0699

Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot; 7-31st Assault Group, callsign, 'The Don', awaiting orders.

I happen to be a part of that assault group.
Where ya need me, boss?

My Major has put me in this Group too. Where shall we strike sir?

Maybe we shouldn't, how should ya say, 'hit' anyone, but shakedown the enemy. Milk them beforehand, am I right?

I can Help, Sir. They need me out there, I'm an Expert at Demolitions. We have men dying out there, just give an order and I will do it.

  • 06.28.2012 11:00 AM PDT

Gold Squadron is now dropping Incendiaries-Ryan out

  • 06.28.2012 11:01 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
It is an empty service. The money we collect is used to improve the service! It improves while all others remain the same. It is used to bring order! This is how we make our community the best!


Your community are husks! Mindless zombies, bickering amongst each other! I will not submit!

*wakes up and gets back into the fight*

  • 06.28.2012 11:02 AM PDT

Nonsense!

Posted by: WhiteFang0699

Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz

Posted by: WhiteFang0699

Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot; 7-31st Assault Group, callsign, 'The Don', awaiting orders.

I happen to be a part of that assault group.
Where ya need me, boss?

My Major has put me in this Group too. Where shall we strike sir?

Maybe we shouldn't, how should ya say, 'hit' anyone, but shakedown the enemy. Milk them beforehand, am I right?

I can Help, Sir. They need me out there, I'm an Expert at Demolitions. We have men dying out there, just give an order and I will do it.

You're in the DeVille with the boss and me. We're driving through EA headquarters shooting things and being generally rowdy, as Mafia members should.
Just throw gas bombs at stuff.

  • 06.28.2012 11:02 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

This is ODST Carnage team reporting in. Ready to engage. Radio us for the green light. Over.

  • 06.28.2012 11:03 AM PDT
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Astronomy FTW

Tubas Represent!

I see a white flag. We may have just won.

  • 06.28.2012 11:03 AM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: the Han

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*turns super sayin2*
*teleports behind charlie*

*punches him in the back of the head*
*remains undamaged and continues to ignore the attack*


*flies away to think*

i need mo powa

*turns super sayin3 in a dramatic fashion for 10 minuets*

  • 06.28.2012 11:04 AM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.


Posted by: ansac11
I see a white flag. We may have just won.

No, that there flag's actually a mattress flyin' away from the buildin'!

[Edited on 06.28.2012 11:05 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 11:05 AM PDT

Incendiaries are burning, causing massive damage. Should i send down Mustard Gas?

  • 06.28.2012 11:05 AM PDT

-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*

  • 06.28.2012 11:05 AM PDT

The indoctrination is over! Where can I help?

  • 06.28.2012 11:06 AM PDT


Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*


Lase your targets, a JDAM Strike is set and ready to drop.

  • 06.28.2012 11:07 AM PDT

Nonsense!

Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*

They've got Maxis and Pandemic too! There's no end to their reign of terror!

  • 06.28.2012 11:07 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

This is team Carnage standing by. Give us a go for an orbital deployment.

  • 06.28.2012 11:07 AM PDT
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If you can't respect my opinion, that's your problem.
The Flood


Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*

They've got Maxis and Pandemic too! There's no end to their reign of terror!
*Pandemic start firing on Maxis*

My forces... will... prevail...

Eliminate the one known as "Charlie"...

  • 06.28.2012 11:08 AM PDT


Posted by: Unique Trooper

Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*


Lase your targets, a JDAM Strike is set and ready to drop.


Rodger, we have targets marked, and are moving away from the bombing site, Over.

  • 06.28.2012 11:10 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

They have Ubisoft and Bethesda down there too!

  • 06.28.2012 11:10 AM PDT


Posted by: SniperComHeroh

Posted by: Unique Trooper

Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*


Lase your targets, a JDAM Strike is set and ready to drop.


Rodger, we have targets marked, and are moving away from the bombing site, Over.


10 Seconds!

  • 06.28.2012 11:11 AM PDT

signatures are for fa- wait


Posted by: Garshne
Fat people are dicks.

I didn't know EA had a HQ.

  • 06.28.2012 11:11 AM PDT