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Subject: Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.


Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*

Hold on Ima comin!
*running towards Snipers location

  • 06.28.2012 11:11 AM PDT

Gold squadron is sending down Chlorine Gas! Get out of the way to avoid choking to death!

  • 06.28.2012 11:11 AM PDT

We're gonna fight, me and you. We know who's really right about this conversation. If you don't then let's think this through, with out fists. If that doesn't suit you, we can use pistols. How does this prove who's right?

Well, we both know I'll win, that's a damn fact.


Posted by: SniperComHeroh

Posted by: Unique Trooper

Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*


Lase your targets, a JDAM Strike is set and ready to drop.


Rodger, we have targets marked, and are moving away from the bombing site, Over.


Who's Rodger?

  • 06.28.2012 11:12 AM PDT


Posted by: Chickeng0d

Posted by: SniperComHeroh

Posted by: Unique Trooper

Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*


Lase your targets, a JDAM Strike is set and ready to drop.


Rodger, we have targets marked, and are moving away from the bombing site, Over.


Who's Rodger?


Military Jargon. Over.

  • 06.28.2012 11:13 AM PDT
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If you can't respect my opinion, that's your problem.
The Flood


Posted by: SniperComHeroh

Posted by: Chickeng0d

Posted by: SniperComHeroh

Posted by: Unique Trooper

Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*


Lase your targets, a JDAM Strike is set and ready to drop.


Rodger, we have targets marked, and are moving away from the bombing site, Over.


Who's Rodger?


Military Jargon. Over.
There's no "d" in roger.

  • 06.28.2012 11:13 AM PDT

Gold squadron is sending down hazard troops, with masks and gear to protect them from the Chlorine gas i sent down.

  • 06.28.2012 11:14 AM PDT

We're gonna fight, me and you. We know who's really right about this conversation. If you don't then let's think this through, with out fists. If that doesn't suit you, we can use pistols. How does this prove who's right?

Well, we both know I'll win, that's a damn fact.


Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: SniperComHeroh

Posted by: Chickeng0d

Posted by: SniperComHeroh

Posted by: Unique Trooper
Lase your targets, a JDAM Strike is set and ready to drop.


Rodger, we have targets marked, and are moving away from the bombing site, Over.


Who's Rodger?


Military Jargon. Over.
There's no "d" in roger.


Me' point exactly.

  • 06.28.2012 11:14 AM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach


Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*

They've got Maxis and Pandemic too! There's no end to their reign of terror!
*Pandemic start firing on Maxis*

My forces... will... prevail...

Eliminate the one known as "Charlie"...


*teleports in front of you*

charlie is mine. you need to rescue the prisoners

[Edited on 06.28.2012 11:15 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 11:15 AM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

*Still drivin' around furiously causin' mayhem like only the Mafia can*
*Sticks Tommy gun out the window, but shrapnel from artillery hits his shoulder, and the explosion knocks over the Coup DeVille*

Everybody out' the car! We gotta' get off this courtyard before them Origin snipers find us wreckin' over here! Firs' though, someone help me over here, I'm losin' major blood over here...!

*Struggles; slowly bleeding out*

  • 06.28.2012 11:15 AM PDT
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If you can't respect my opinion, that's your problem.
The Flood


Posted by: the Han

Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*

They've got Maxis and Pandemic too! There's no end to their reign of terror!
*Pandemic start firing on Maxis*

My forces... will... prevail...

Eliminate the one known as "Charlie"...


*teleports in front of you*

charlie is mine. you need to rescue the prisoners
...You do know I'm a husk at this point, right?

  • 06.28.2012 11:16 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

Orbital Drop team Carnage deploying from low orbit, now. ETA 120 seconds.

  • 06.28.2012 11:16 AM PDT
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Well spank my balls and call me Santa, it's Easter already!

Release the squids!

  • 06.28.2012 11:17 AM PDT

I'm sending down radiation bombs.

  • 06.28.2012 11:17 AM PDT

We're gonna fight, me and you. We know who's really right about this conversation. If you don't then let's think this through, with out fists. If that doesn't suit you, we can use pistols. How does this prove who's right?

Well, we both know I'll win, that's a damn fact.


Posted by: Rabid grunt 2
Release the squids!


So. Much. Win.

  • 06.28.2012 11:18 AM PDT

Reporting for duty

*Sgt. Blackburn sees ea hq in flames*

*SGT.Blackburn brings in the rest of BF3 storyline charaters and vechiels*

  • 06.28.2012 11:18 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

This is Carnage-1. We have visual on "Charlie". Should we engage?

  • 06.28.2012 11:19 AM PDT
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If you can't respect my opinion, that's your problem.
The Flood


Posted by: noncreditchief
This is Carnage-1. We have visual on "Charlie". Should we engage?
Wipe... that thing... from the face of this planet...

  • 06.28.2012 11:19 AM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach


Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: the Han

Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: SniperComHeroh
-blam!-! This is The Lieutenant, We've been ambushed by a gang of Husks and Origin Tanks! We need backup, right now! We also have intelligence that the enemy is holding staff from Westwood, Bioware and Visceral Games in the HQ! Over!

*Gunshots and Yelling can be heard*

They've got Maxis and Pandemic too! There's no end to their reign of terror!
*Pandemic start firing on Maxis*

My forces... will... prevail...

Eliminate the one known as "Charlie"...


*teleports in front of you*

charlie is mine. you need to rescue the prisoners
...You do know I'm a husk at this point, right?


*dramatic pause in 6 different angles*

*balls up fist*

*punches*

*dragon60fe flies into a wall*

  • 06.28.2012 11:20 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.


Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: noncreditchief
This is Carnage-1. We have visual on "Charlie". Should we engage?
Wipe... that thing... from the face of this planet...


Roger that. Engaging "Charlie".

  • 06.28.2012 11:20 AM PDT

Reporting for duty

Sgt. Blackburn attacks all these anrgy gamers.

  • 06.28.2012 11:21 AM PDT

The troll's have been unleashed.

  • 06.28.2012 11:22 AM PDT


Posted by: noncreditchief

Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: noncreditchief
This is Carnage-1. We have visual on "Charlie". Should we engage?
Wipe... that thing... from the face of this planet...


Roger that. Engaging "Charlie".

Carnage-1 this is Rooster mind if I join up? Over.

  • 06.28.2012 11:23 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

All elements. This is Carnage team. Charlie seems to be unstoppable. Need assistance!

[Edited on 06.28.2012 11:25 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 11:25 AM PDT


Posted by: noncreditchief
All elements. This is Carnage team. Charlie seems to be unstoppable. Need assistance!

Trolls are on the way.

  • 06.28.2012 11:26 AM PDT
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If you can't respect my opinion, that's your problem.
The Flood


Posted by: noncreditchief
All elements. This is Carnage team. Charlie seems to be unstoppable. Need assistance!
Kill it. Do not let it leave this place.

  • 06.28.2012 11:26 AM PDT