- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Posted by: BF117HALO
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Posted by: BF117HALO
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Posted by: General Ryan
Say your last words, those orbital rounds will get you soon.YOUR WORDS ARE EMPTY. YOUR EXTINCTION INEVITABLE. ALL WILL PLAY ON ORIGIN.
Not if I can help it!
*pulls pin out of grenade and rushes towards Charlie*YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT I AM A 20 STORY BIOMECHANICAL SQUID.
*quickly throws grenade at Gabe Newell, who eats it and explodes*
The indoctrination is still playing tricks on me!WHA...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE ONLY HOPE OF PLAYING HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3!!!!
AAARRRAAARRRAAAAAARAARAAAARRARAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!
MY...MY...MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING NOW...
RERRRREEEAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAAAAHHHHHH!
*self destructs*