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Subject: Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.


Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: noncreditchief

Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: noncreditchief
This is Carnage-1. We have visual on "Charlie". Should we engage?
Wipe... that thing... from the face of this planet...


Roger that. Engaging "Charlie".

Carnage-1 this is Rooster mind if I join up? Over.


I'd appreciate it, soldier. We need more fire power!

  • 06.28.2012 11:26 AM PDT


Posted by: noncreditchief
All elements. This is Carnage team. Charlie seems to be unstoppable. Need assistance!

I'll take that as a yes.
*Joins up with carnage and engages Charlie

  • 06.28.2012 11:28 AM PDT

Someone's coming to help us!

Are you our saviour?

  • 06.28.2012 11:29 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.


Posted by: General Ryan
Gold squadron is sending down Chlorine Gas! Get out of the way to avoid choking to death!


General Ryan, this is Rooster & Carnage team. Requesting orbital rounds on Charlie!

  • 06.28.2012 11:31 AM PDT


Posted by: noncreditchief

Posted by: General Ryan
Gold squadron is sending down Chlorine Gas! Get out of the way to avoid choking to death!


General Ryan, this is Rooster & Carnage team. Requesting orbital rounds on Charlie!

That would be helpful yes.

  • 06.28.2012 11:35 AM PDT


Posted by: noncreditchief

Posted by: General Ryan
Gold squadron is sending down Chlorine Gas! Get out of the way to avoid choking to death!


General Ryan, this is Rooster & Carnage team. Requesting orbital rounds on Charlie!
Copy that, orbital rounds inbound.

  • 06.28.2012 11:35 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

IF THIS IS YOUR WILL SO BE IT. YOUR FALLEN WILL SERVE AS HUSKS. YOUR ELIMINATION IS OUR WILL.

  • 06.28.2012 11:36 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

It says in this ancient scribe that the only way to condemn Electronic Arts back to Hell is to rhyme something with orange!

  • 06.28.2012 11:39 AM PDT

Say your last words, those orbital rounds will get you soon.

  • 06.28.2012 11:39 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: General Ryan
Say your last words, those orbital rounds will get you soon.
YOUR WORDS ARE EMPTY. YOUR EXTINCTION INEVITABLE. ALL WILL PLAY ON ORIGIN.

  • 06.28.2012 11:40 AM PDT


Posted by: noncreditchief
It says in this ancient scribe that the only way to condemn Electronic Arts back to Hell is to rhyme something with orange!
http://www.skorks.com/2008/10/here-are-some-words-that-rhyme-w ith-orange/

  • 06.28.2012 11:41 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: General Ryan
Say your last words, those orbital rounds will get you soon.
YOUR WORDS ARE EMPTY. YOUR EXTINCTION INEVITABLE. ALL WILL PLAY ON ORIGIN.


Not if I can help it!

*pulls pin out of grenade and rushes towards Charlie*

  • 06.28.2012 11:42 AM PDT

90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.

*Coughs* This... This is omega team. We survived the blast and have a clear shot at charlie. Permission to take the shot? over.

  • 06.28.2012 11:43 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: General Ryan
Say your last words, those orbital rounds will get you soon.
YOUR WORDS ARE EMPTY. YOUR EXTINCTION INEVITABLE. ALL WILL PLAY ON ORIGIN.


Not if I can help it!

*pulls pin out of grenade and rushes towards Charlie*
YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT I AM A 20 STORY BIOMECHANICAL SQUID.

  • 06.28.2012 11:43 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: General Ryan
Say your last words, those orbital rounds will get you soon.
YOUR WORDS ARE EMPTY. YOUR EXTINCTION INEVITABLE. ALL WILL PLAY ON ORIGIN.


Not if I can help it!

*pulls pin out of grenade and rushes towards Charlie*
YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT I AM A 20 STORY BIOMECHANICAL SQUID.


*quickly throws grenade at Gabe Newell, who eats it and explodes*

The indoctrination is still playing tricks on me!

  • 06.28.2012 11:44 AM PDT


Posted by: wolfhunter9154
*Coughs* This... This is omega team. We survived the blast and have a clear shot at charlie. Permission to take the shot? over.

Just do it!
*Firing AR at Charlie

  • 06.28.2012 11:44 AM PDT

90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.


Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: wolfhunter9154
*Coughs* This... This is omega team. We survived the blast and have a clear shot at charlie. Permission to take the shot? over.

Just do it!
*Firing AR at Charlie


-blam!-, the weapons jammed! We need a few more minutes!

  • 06.28.2012 11:45 AM PDT

Friendly AC130 inbound for assistance

  • 06.28.2012 11:45 AM PDT

90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.


Posted by: General Ryan
Friendly AC130 inbound for assistance


This is omega, we'll lase the target for you.

  • 06.28.2012 11:46 AM PDT


Posted by: wolfhunter9154

Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: wolfhunter9154
*Coughs* This... This is omega team. We survived the blast and have a clear shot at charlie. Permission to take the shot? over.

Just do it!
*Firing AR at Charlie


-blam!-, the weapons jammed! We need a few more minutes!

In a few more minutes we'll all be dead!

  • 06.28.2012 11:46 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: General Ryan
Say your last words, those orbital rounds will get you soon.
YOUR WORDS ARE EMPTY. YOUR EXTINCTION INEVITABLE. ALL WILL PLAY ON ORIGIN.


Not if I can help it!

*pulls pin out of grenade and rushes towards Charlie*
YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT I AM A 20 STORY BIOMECHANICAL SQUID.


*quickly throws grenade at Gabe Newell, who eats it and explodes*

The indoctrination is still playing tricks on me!
WHA...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE ONLY HOPE OF PLAYING HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3!!!!

AAARRRAAARRRAAAAAARAARAAAARRARAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!


MY...MY...MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING NOW...


RERRRREEEAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAAAAHHHHHH!


*self destructs*

  • 06.28.2012 11:47 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

Charlie is down!

  • 06.28.2012 11:49 AM PDT

90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.


Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: wolfhunter9154

Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: wolfhunter9154
*Coughs* This... This is omega team. We survived the blast and have a clear shot at charlie. Permission to take the shot? over.

Just do it!
*Firing AR at Charlie


-blam!-, the weapons jammed! We need a few more minutes!

In a few more minutes we'll all be dead!


Firing! Weapons seem to have minimal effect on target! Concentrate your fire on the joints!

EDIT: just pretend this happened before he self destructed.

[Edited on 06.28.2012 11:50 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 11:49 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

This is ODST Carnage team.Time to torch Electronic Arts to the ground. No more Multiplayer passes for innocent people anymore.

  • 06.28.2012 11:50 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
WHA...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE ONLY HOPE OF PLAYING HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3!!!!

AAARRRAAARRRAAAAAARAARAAAARRARAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!


MY...MY...MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING NOW...


RERRRREEEAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAAAAHHHHHH!


*self destructs*

Did... Did we win?

  • 06.28.2012 11:51 AM PDT