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Subject: Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: noncreditchief
Charlie is down!
bzzz...eye flickers...

BUT AT WHAT COST? NOW NO ONE WILL FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEMAN, ALYX OR WHO THE G-MAN IS...

YOU VICTORY IS HOLLOW

  • 06.28.2012 11:51 AM PDT
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Dead Orbit Is Best Orbit

*And with a great roar the soldiers of the flood chears on the fact that they have defeated EA. With that the flood is successful and EA is dead*

  • 06.28.2012 11:51 AM PDT

*Is lost underneath the debris of Charlie*

  • 06.28.2012 11:52 AM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach

fight me charlie...i'm back and stronger than before



*shoots and blows up innocnet person who just bought an EA game*

  • 06.28.2012 11:53 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.


Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
WHA...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE ONLY HOPE OF PLAYING HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3!!!!

AAARRRAAARRRAAAAAARAARAAAARRARAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!


MY...MY...MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING NOW...


RERRRREEEAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAAAAHHHHHH!


*self destructs*

Did... Did we win?


Not yet, comrade. But soon; We have to liberate this world of EA.

  • 06.28.2012 11:54 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: noncreditchief
Charlie is down!
bzzz...eye flickers...

BUT AT WHAT COST? NOW NO ONE WILL FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEMAN, ALYX OR WHO THE G-MAN IS...

YOU VICTORY IS HOLLOW


No more multiplayer passes for innocent people, you collaborative monster.

  • 06.28.2012 11:55 AM PDT


Posted by: noncreditchief

Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
WHA...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE ONLY HOPE OF PLAYING HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3!!!!

AAARRRAAARRRAAAAAARAARAAAARRARAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!


MY...MY...MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING NOW...


RERRRREEEAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAAAAHHHHHH!


*self destructs*

Did... Did we win?


Not yet, comrade. But soon; We have to liberate this world of EA.

Then let's keep moving. Keep pushing. Keep killing.
*guns down a husk

  • 06.28.2012 11:55 AM PDT


Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
WHA...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE ONLY HOPE OF PLAYING HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3!!!!

AAARRRAAARRRAAAAAARAARAAAARRARAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!


MY...MY...MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING NOW...


RERRRREEEAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAAAAHHHHHH!


*self destructs*

Did... Did we win?
Sucess!

  • 06.28.2012 11:55 AM PDT

Halo 2, you will be missed 2004-2010
Join teh Floodian resistance!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm in Pyro land! *goes on killing spree with the flamethrower* Babies, babies everywhere! HERE ARE SOME RAINBOWS!

  • 06.28.2012 11:57 AM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

Omega 7 reporting in.

Help is on the way.

  • 06.28.2012 11:57 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

ORIGIN LIVES ON... NOTHING CAN DESTROY IT. YOU HAVE ONLY CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF ONE OF US. WE ARE LEGION. OUR NUMBERS ARE BEYOND MEASURE. EA LIVES ON AND YOU WILL BE DEFEATED.

  • 06.28.2012 12:04 PM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

Not if I do anything about it.

  • 06.28.2012 12:05 PM PDT

*climbs out from underneath the wreckage of Charlie, badly wounded. Lies on back, preparing to pass*

  • 06.28.2012 12:06 PM PDT

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.

Squad! Release the Vagineers!

  • 06.28.2012 12:06 PM PDT

WTF? Where am I? Where is my squad? Wait a minute... What is that?

  • 06.28.2012 12:06 PM PDT

Halo 2, you will be missed 2004-2010
Join teh Floodian resistance!


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
ORIGIN LIVES ON... NOTHING CAN DESTROY IT. YOU HAVE ONLY CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF ONE OF US. WE ARE LEGION. OUR NUMBERS ARE BEYOND MEASURE. EA LIVES ON AND YOU WILL BE DEFEATED.
*burns charlie with fire* DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC CHARLIE!? DO YOU!?

  • 06.28.2012 12:08 PM PDT
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"Attention all callsigns this is Overwatch 6-1 satellite imaging has revealed a full Regiment of Battlefield 3 players are inbound. ETA 5 minutes before first elements have arrived. Be ready they're desperate and have been promised free Premiums."

  • 06.28.2012 12:09 PM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.


Posted by: BF117HALO
*climbs out from underneath the wreckage of Charlie, badly wounded. Lies on back, preparing to pass*


*Rushes medic over*
*Observes wounds*
Don't worry, comrade. You're gettin' out of here!

  • 06.28.2012 12:10 PM PDT


Posted by: johnson rules
"Attention all callsigns this is Overwatch 6-1 satellite imaging has revealed a full Regiment of Battlefield 3 players are inbound. ETA 5 minutes before first elements have arrived. Be ready they're desperate and have been promised free Premiums."

Oh crap. Dig in everyone! Hold the line at all costs!

  • 06.28.2012 12:10 PM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*


Posted by: johnson rules
"Attention all callsigns this is Overwatch 6-1 satellite imaging has revealed a full Regiment of Battlefield 3 players are inbound. ETA 5 minutes before first elements have arrived. Be ready they're desperate and have been promised free Premiums."

Are you blind Overwatch 6-1?!
The flood are Battlefield 3 players!

  • 06.28.2012 12:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: lord of dahorde

Posted by: johnson rules
"Attention all callsigns this is Overwatch 6-1 satellite imaging has revealed a full Regiment of Battlefield 3 players are inbound. ETA 5 minutes before first elements have arrived. Be ready they're desperate and have been promised free Premiums."

Are you blind Overwatch 6-1?!
The flood are Battlefield 3 players!


Incorrect, the fragmented population of other Battlefield players have been won over from other sites.

  • 06.28.2012 12:12 PM PDT

I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.

  • 06.28.2012 12:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: WhiteFang0699
I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.


This is Overwatch 6-1 Please clarify soldier.

  • 06.28.2012 12:21 PM PDT

Say Again Overwatch, you're breaking up. I repeat you're Brea-

  • 06.28.2012 12:24 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: WhiteFang0699
I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.
I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET.

THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT.

IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX

  • 06.28.2012 12:28 PM PDT