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Subject: Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: WhiteFang0699
I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.
I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET.

THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT.

IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX
So I am still alive...

  • 06.28.2012 12:30 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: MiloOmega

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: WhiteFang0699
I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.
I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET.

THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT.

IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX
So I am still alive...
HOW ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE EVENTS AFTER YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FROM ORIGIN. YOUR EVERY ACTION SERVES EA.

  • 06.28.2012 12:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: MiloOmega

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: WhiteFang0699
I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.
I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET.

THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT.

IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX
So I am still alive...
HOW ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE EVENTS AFTER YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FROM ORIGIN. YOUR EVERY ACTION SERVES EA.
So that means...

This is going to be EAs mext game!

  • 06.28.2012 12:33 PM PDT

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: MiloOmega

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: WhiteFang0699
I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.
I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET.

THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT.

IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX
So I am still alive...
HOW ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE EVENTS AFTER YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FROM ORIGIN. YOUR EVERY ACTION SERVES EA.


*Immediately sends, every known virus In existence to the Origin Matrix*.

  • 06.28.2012 12:33 PM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: MiloOmega

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: WhiteFang0699
I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.
I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET.

THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT.

IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX
So I am still alive...
HOW ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE EVENTS AFTER YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FROM ORIGIN. YOUR EVERY ACTION SERVES EA.


But... There were no multiplayer passes or horrible plotlines. How could this be?

  • 06.28.2012 12:33 PM PDT


Posted by: noncreditchief

Posted by: BF117HALO
*climbs out from underneath the wreckage of Charlie, badly wounded. Lies on back, preparing to pass*


*Rushes medic over*
*Observes wounds*
Don't worry, comrade. You're gettin' out of here!


It's too late...tell them...

I'm Commander Halo, and this is my favourite store in AMERICA.

  • 06.28.2012 12:36 PM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

*Takes dog tags and squeezes hand in a brotherly fashion.*
Yes sir.

[Edited on 06.28.2012 12:38 PM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 12:38 PM PDT

I am assuming direct control.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

  • 06.28.2012 12:38 PM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

Hey guys, Red Team Leader here from Page One of Operation:Fallen King. What did I miss?

  • 06.28.2012 12:40 PM PDT
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Fine can we work out an agreement between the flood and EA

  • 06.28.2012 12:40 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: noncreditchief

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: MiloOmega

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: WhiteFang0699
I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.
I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET.

THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT.

IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIX
So I am still alive...
HOW ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE EVENTS AFTER YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FROM ORIGIN. YOUR EVERY ACTION SERVES EA.


But... There were no multiplayer passes or horrible plotlines. How could this be?
HA HA HA HA HA

YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.

  • 06.28.2012 12:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jump Into Hell
Hey guys, Red Team Leader here from Page One of Operation:Fallen King. What did I miss?
The war is coming to an end. We blew up the EA HQ, after taking heavy casualties a few of us died including me. Then the reapers and husk came, but we slaughtered them. Then we learned this is all a part of EA's upcoming games

  • 06.28.2012 12:42 PM PDT

*In a Struggling Voice* Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move...
I can't feel my legs. Send Help.
*End Transmission*

  • 06.28.2012 12:43 PM PDT
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I declare the flood as the Winner! EA is eliminated

  • 06.28.2012 12:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: WhiteFang0699
*In a Struggling Voice* Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move...
I can't feel my legs. Send Help.
*End Transmission*

"Overwatch 6-1 copies. Coordinates Received Medevac inbound."

  • 06.28.2012 12:45 PM PDT

This is General Ryan. Mustard gas bombs are online, and so is nuclear weaponry.

  • 06.28.2012 12:46 PM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow


Posted by: WhiteFang0699
*In a Struggling Voice* Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move...
I can't feel my legs. Send Help.
*End Transmission*


Private! Get that man out from the rubble! Patch him up! We need evac ASAP or he's not gonna make it!

  • 06.28.2012 12:46 PM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

NOOOOO!!!

  • 06.28.2012 12:49 PM PDT

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.


Fools...You seriously think you own this world? Do you? Even your little Origin network Is a lie.....LIKE ALL OF YOUR WORLD IS! So Im afraid to Inform you of this Charles.


You're service's are no longer required

*Flicks switch*

  • 06.28.2012 12:49 PM PDT

Skwid


Posted by: johnson rules

Posted by: WhiteFang0699
*In a Struggling Voice* Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move...
I can't feel my legs. Send Help.
*End Transmission*

"Overwatch 6-1 copies. Coordinates Received Medevac inbound."

Overwatch 6-1, this is Sidewinder. I am converging on your position to provide assistance.

  • 06.28.2012 12:51 PM PDT

Valve is a sister company to EA. /war

[Edited on 06.28.2012 12:53 PM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 12:51 PM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.


Posted by: RETROGHO5TY

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.


Fools...You seriously think you own this world? Do you? Even your little Origin network Is a lie.....LIKE ALL OF YOUR WORLD IS! So Im afraid to Inform you of this Charles.


You're service's are no longer required

*Flicks switch*


*Ground Shakes*

What's Happening?!

  • 06.28.2012 12:53 PM PDT

Our last elements are ready for a bombing run and mortar teams are ready to unload. Mark out targets and try not to waste this, over.

  • 06.28.2012 12:53 PM PDT

Orbital nukes are ready to fire.

  • 06.28.2012 12:56 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: noncreditchief

Posted by: RETROGHO5TY

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.


Fools...You seriously think you own this world? Do you? Even your little Origin network Is a lie.....LIKE ALL OF YOUR WORLD IS! So Im afraid to Inform you of this Charles.


You're service's are no longer required

*Flicks switch*


*Ground Shakes*

What's Happening?!
MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT IS THE SHAKING OF OUR LAUGHTER.

EACH OF YOU WILLINGLY SIGNED UP FOR ORIGIN. THROUGH THAT WE OWN YOU AND ALL YOU ARE. THROWING ANY SWITCHES, DESTROYING ANYTHING....WE HAVE PROVIDED ALL FOR YOU TO DO. YOU ARE A PART OF US NOW. TO FIGHT EA IS TO FIGHT YOURSELVES. YOU FUMBLE IN THE DARK WHILE WE ARE THE LIGT.

  • 06.28.2012 12:56 PM PDT