- MyNameIsCharlie
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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Posted by: noncreditchief
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Posted by: MiloOmega
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Posted by: WhiteFang0699
I Don't... Believe This. I don't know how, but I'm in some Sort of Secret Room. Sending Coordinates. Soldiers, we're in for a Rude Awakening.I SEE YOU FOUND OUR LITTLE SECRET.
THIS REBELLION ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING. YOU ARE PLAYING ON ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. YOUR WAR WAS LOST BEFORE YOU BEGAN. WE HAVE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING FROM THE BEGINNING. GABE NEWELL IS NOT DEAD AND YOU ARE NOT REALLY ALIVE. YOU EXIST TO SERVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE. YOU ARE PLUGGED IN TO THE ORIGIN MAINFRAME AND WILL ALWAYS BE PLUGGED IN TO IT.
IT IS THE ORIGIN MATRIXSo I am still alive...HOW ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE EVENTS AFTER YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? DEATH IS NOT AN ESCAPE FROM ORIGIN. YOUR EVERY ACTION SERVES EA.
But... There were no multiplayer passes or horrible plotlines. How could this be?HA HA HA HA HA
YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.