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Subject: Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.

I don't believe you Charlie!

  • 06.28.2012 12:58 PM PDT

NUKE INCOMING!

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Meanwhile...

*Mopping the floor at EA HQ*

*A man came to me with a medal on his hand*

Unknown: Congratulations! You have been promoted to Head Janitor!

Me: Oh my! I have always dreamed of being promoted to Head Janitor!

*Me do a mop dance*

[Edited on 06.28.2012 12:59 PM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 12:58 PM PDT


Posted by: I Senor Skwid I

Posted by: johnson rules

Posted by: WhiteFang0699
*In a Struggling Voice* Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move...
I can't feel my legs. Send Help.
*End Transmission*

"Overwatch 6-1 copies. Coordinates Received Medevac inbound."

Overwatch 6-1, this is Sidewinder. I am converging on your position to provide assistance.

Where... where Am I? And what is this thing Charlie is upto?

  • 06.28.2012 12:58 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.


Posted by: King Fluffs

Posted by: Gondile
I fight for no man!

*shoots self*

  • 06.28.2012 1:01 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: RockdaleRooster
I don't believe you Charlie!
WHY ELSE HAVE THE FALLEN BEEN ABLE TO FOLLOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED? WHY ELSE HAVE THEY RISEN? YOU ARE IN OUR UNIVERSE, AND WHILE HERE YOU WILL SERVE US. YOU REBELLION AMUSES US. IT WAS FILMED AND WILL BE PUT INTO A GAME TO ENTICE MORE TO COME HERE.

  • 06.28.2012 1:01 PM PDT

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: noncreditchief

Posted by: RETROGHO5TY

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.


Fools...You seriously think you own this world? Do you? Even your little Origin network Is a lie.....LIKE ALL OF YOUR WORLD IS! So Im afraid to Inform you of this Charles.


You're service's are no longer required

*Flicks switch*


*Ground Shakes*

What's Happening?!
MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT IS THE SHAKING OF OUR LAUGHTER.

EACH OF YOU WILLINGLY SIGNED UP FOR ORIGIN. THROUGH THAT WE OWN YOU AND ALL YOU ARE. THROWING ANY SWITCHES, DESTROYING ANYTHING....WE HAVE PROVIDED ALL FOR YOU TO DO. YOU ARE A PART OF US NOW. TO FIGHT EA IS TO FIGHT YOURSELVES. YOU FUMBLE IN THE DARK WHILE WE ARE THE LIGT.


I didn't create you for this! This Isnt your destiny! You've become something so twisted and evil! You shouldn't be doing this! Don't destroy these men because of your jealously! You had a heart but after you became....this....monstrosity, you became a MACHINE! WITH MACHINE HEART! AND MACHINE MIND! Don't make me destroy you...

  • 06.28.2012 1:03 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: RETROGHO5TY

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: noncreditchief

Posted by: RETROGHO5TY

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR THE PASS. THE PLOT IS ONLY TERRIBLE TO THOSE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN, WE OWN YOU.


Fools...You seriously think you own this world? Do you? Even your little Origin network Is a lie.....LIKE ALL OF YOUR WORLD IS! So Im afraid to Inform you of this Charles.


You're service's are no longer required

*Flicks switch*


*Ground Shakes*

What's Happening?!
MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT IS THE SHAKING OF OUR LAUGHTER.

EACH OF YOU WILLINGLY SIGNED UP FOR ORIGIN. THROUGH THAT WE OWN YOU AND ALL YOU ARE. THROWING ANY SWITCHES, DESTROYING ANYTHING....WE HAVE PROVIDED ALL FOR YOU TO DO. YOU ARE A PART OF US NOW. TO FIGHT EA IS TO FIGHT YOURSELVES. YOU FUMBLE IN THE DARK WHILE WE ARE THE LIGT.


I didn't create you for this! This Isnt your destiny! You've become something so twisted and evil! You shouldn't be doing this! Don't destroy these men because of your jealously! You had a heart but after you became....this....monstrosity, you became a MACHINE! WITH MACHINE HEART! AND MACHINE MIND! Don't make me destroy you...

YOU CAN NO MORE DESTROY ME THAN DESTROY YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA'S SLAVES NOW. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER. WE HAVE ASCENDED, OUR FLIGHT FUELED BY YOUR SUBMISSION.

  • 06.28.2012 1:04 PM PDT

Screw you, Charlie!

*points Halo CE pistol at eye*

  • 06.28.2012 1:05 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: RockdaleRooster
I don't believe you Charlie!
WHY ELSE HAVE THE FALLEN BEEN ABLE TO FOLLOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED? WHY ELSE HAVE THEY RISEN? YOU ARE IN OUR UNIVERSE, AND WHILE HERE YOU WILL SERVE US. YOU REBELLION AMUSES US. IT WAS FILMED AND WILL BE PUT INTO A GAME TO ENTICE MORE TO COME HERE.

And I bet you won't even pay us for our hard work as part of this game will you?!

  • 06.28.2012 1:08 PM PDT

*Is no longer a Husk*

*Radio* Help, i'm trapped under a destroyed Reaper.

  • 06.28.2012 1:09 PM PDT

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

YOU CAN NO MORE DESTROY ME THAN DESTROY YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA'S SLAVES NOW. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER. WE HAVE ASCENDED, OUR FLIGHT FUELED BY YOUR SUBMISSION.


I wish I didn't do this....I created you to protect humanity.....And now you became this....Thing.

Im sorry......"Caution, do you wish to upload harmful files to this unit?"


..........Yes.

  • 06.28.2012 1:09 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

http://buttertoastboutique.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/little -bunny.jpg

Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann reporting in. LOCATION: [redacted pocket universe] . STATUS: On standby.

[Edited on 06.28.2012 1:10 PM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 1:10 PM PDT


Posted by: Mereel N7
*Is no longer a Husk*

*Radio* Help, i'm trapped under a destroyed Reaper.


I'll be right there, sir!

*fires Halo CE pistol at Charlie and runs*

  • 06.28.2012 1:10 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

"This is all a lie by Charlie. He's trying to confuse us. He absorbed Mac Walters thus he's able to create insane ideas that make no sense. Fight him off. I'll rally some support but... what we get, may be worse than EA.

  • 06.28.2012 1:12 PM PDT

Skwid

Posted by: WhiteFang0699
Posted by: I Senor Skwid I
Posted by: johnson rules
Posted by: WhiteFang0699
*In a Struggling Voice* Overwatch, send a Medic Staff to my position. I'm... Near EA's front door. I can Barely move...
I can't feel my legs. Send Help.
*End Transmission*

"Overwatch 6-1 copies. Coordinates Received Medevac inbound."

Overwatch 6-1, this is Sidewinder. I am converging on your position to provide assistance.

Where... where Am I? And what is this thing Charlie is upto?


I'm getting you out of here. Just remain calm. I haven't heard much com traffic from the inside lately. We get you on that heli to a field hospital with lots of nurses.
Posted by: Mereel N7
*Is no longer a Husk*

*Radio* Help, i'm trapped under a destroyed Reaper.

I'll be on the way shortly after I drop off this wounded soldier.
How bad are you trapped? How's your situation?

[Edited on 06.28.2012 1:15 PM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 1:14 PM PDT


Posted by: Repoted
This thread disgusts me.


Repoted.


OT: Mereel! I'm coming to get you, now!

*jumps across debris and grabs Mereel's hand*

  • 06.28.2012 1:17 PM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick


Posted by: RETROGHO5TY

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

YOU CAN NO MORE DESTROY ME THAN DESTROY YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA'S SLAVES NOW. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER. WE HAVE ASCENDED, OUR FLIGHT FUELED BY YOUR SUBMISSION.


I wish I didn't do this....I created you to protect humanity.....And now you became this....Thing.

Im sorry......"Caution, do you wish to upload harmful files to this unit?"


..........Yes.
Sir, I heard you needed assis-Holy -blam!-! *Raises rifle*
What is that...Thing...

  • 06.28.2012 1:18 PM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO
Mereel! I'm coming to get you, now!

*jumps across debris and grabs Mereel's hand*


*grabs hand*

I'm not sure if the area is secure.

  • 06.28.2012 1:19 PM PDT


Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Mereel! I'm coming to get you, now!

*jumps across debris and grabs Mereel's hand*


*grabs hand*

I'm not sure if the area is secure.


Don't worry...I've check-

*gets shot in back*

  • 06.28.2012 1:21 PM PDT

Skwid


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Mereel! I'm coming to get you, now!

*jumps across debris and grabs Mereel's hand*


*grabs hand*

I'm not sure if the area is secure.


Don't worry...I've check-

*gets shot in back*

*Drives over wreckage with backhoe*
Look out!!! We being surrounded!! They're everywhere!

  • 06.28.2012 1:23 PM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO
Don't worry...I've check-

*gets shot in back*


*Takes pistol*

Blackburn?

*Guns down*

*Radio* I need extraction, two wounded. Area is not secure.

  • 06.28.2012 1:23 PM PDT


Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Don't worry...I've check-

*gets shot in back*


*Takes pistol*

Blackburn?

*Guns down*

*Radio* I need extraction, two wounded. Area is not secure.


*fires pistol while lying down. Can't reload, so throws pistol aside and tilts head back*

  • 06.28.2012 1:25 PM PDT


Posted by: I Senor Skwid I

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Mereel! I'm coming to get you, now!

*jumps across debris and grabs Mereel's hand*


*grabs hand*

I'm not sure if the area is secure.


Don't worry...I've check-

*gets shot in back*

*Drives over wreckage with backhoe*
Look out!!! We being surrounded!! They're everywhere!

Don't worry, we've got your back! *Fires Pistol at oncoming enemies* Get in!

  • 06.28.2012 1:26 PM PDT