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Subject: Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.

This is EA bot.

Rebuilding EA HQ... 100%
Rebuilding EA HQ defences... 100%
Locating enemy troops... 100%
Sending task force to deal with enemies... 100%

  • 06.28.2012 1:27 PM PDT

We're nowhere close to defeating EA...

*sees large beam in the distance*

Hey, what's that? Is that the Origin Sign Up Conduit?

  • 06.28.2012 1:27 PM PDT
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deej pls

We need to pull up!

  • 06.28.2012 1:27 PM PDT


Posted by: WhiteFang0699
Don't worry, we've got your back! *Fires Pistol at oncoming enemies* Get in!


*picks up BF and gets in vehicle*

Situation Report?

  • 06.28.2012 1:27 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: johnson rules
"This is all a lie by Charlie. He's trying to confuse us. He absorbed Mac Walters thus he's able to create insane ideas that make no sense. Fight him off. I'll rally some support but... what we get, may be worse than EA.
YOU THINK YOU EXIST INDEPENDENT OF EA. YOU FOOL YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA. YOU CAN'T DENY IT. WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, YOU SEE US IN YOUR REFLECTION. WHEN YOU FIGHT AGAINST US, YOU FIGHT AGAINST YOURSELVES. WE ARE ONE AND THE SAME NOW. YOU CAN NO LONGER DENY IT. YOUR VIRUSES ARE NO MORE THAN DELUSIONS CREATED TO FIGHT THE TRUTH.

YOU ARE US, WE ARE YOU.

  • 06.28.2012 1:28 PM PDT


Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: WhiteFang0699
Don't worry, we've got your back! *Fires Pistol at oncoming enemies* Get in!


*picks up BF and gets in vehicle*

Situation Report?


Sir! Wait! We need to get to that beam! Patch me up and take us there.

  • 06.28.2012 1:28 PM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO
Sir! Wait! We need to get to that beam! Patch me up and take us there.


Theres no time. we need more forces if we are going to take that beam.

  • 06.28.2012 1:29 PM PDT

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: johnson rules
"This is all a lie by Charlie. He's trying to confuse us. He absorbed Mac Walters thus he's able to create insane ideas that make no sense. Fight him off. I'll rally some support but... what we get, may be worse than EA.
YOU THINK YOU EXIST INDEPENDENT OF EA. YOU FOOL YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA. YOU CAN'T DENY IT. WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, YOU SEE US IN YOUR REFLECTION. WHEN YOU FIGHT AGAINST US, YOU FIGHT AGAINST YOURSELVES. WE ARE ONE AND THE SAME NOW. YOU CAN NO LONGER DENY IT. YOUR VIRUSES ARE NO MORE THAN DELUSIONS CREATED TO FIGHT THE TRUTH.

YOU ARE US, WE ARE YOU.


That's It, Im releasing SCP-106 In to this dimension.

Enjoy your hell.

  • 06.28.2012 1:29 PM PDT

EA bot detected enemy forces about 400km from EA HQ.
EA bot sending troops to deal with enemy forces.

  • 06.28.2012 1:30 PM PDT


Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Sir! Wait! We need to get to that beam! Patch me up and take us there.


Theres no time. we need more forces if we are going to take that beam.


Just do it! We can dodge any incoming fire and survive Reaper blasts, somehow!

  • 06.28.2012 1:32 PM PDT

Wait a minute... If this is all a game then what happens if I... *Suddenly is transformed into a Krogan
Oh yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
*takes claymore from dead EA trooper
Bring it on!
*begins charging at enemy

  • 06.28.2012 1:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: johnson rules
"This is all a lie by Charlie. He's trying to confuse us. He absorbed Mac Walters thus he's able to create insane ideas that make no sense. Fight him off. I'll rally some support but... what we get, may be worse than EA.
YOU THINK YOU EXIST INDEPENDENT OF EA. YOU FOOL YOURSELVES. YOU ARE EA. YOU CAN'T DENY IT. WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, YOU SEE US IN YOUR REFLECTION. WHEN YOU FIGHT AGAINST US, YOU FIGHT AGAINST YOURSELVES. WE ARE ONE AND THE SAME NOW. YOU CAN NO LONGER DENY IT. YOUR VIRUSES ARE NO MORE THAN DELUSIONS CREATED TO FIGHT THE TRUTH.

YOU ARE US, WE ARE YOU.


"I see through your lies. Harbinger taught you well, but you did not see what I was able to contact. A force so powerful and so independent of everything else that you would not be able to stop it."

  • 06.28.2012 1:34 PM PDT

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.

This Is Director Oakwood from Site 34, we are experiencing MULTIPLE Keter and Euclid breaches From 25 kilometers south, full radius of 300 kilometers lockdown Initiated

  • 06.28.2012 1:35 PM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Sir! Wait! We need to get to that beam! Patch me up and take us there.


Theres no time. we need more forces if we are going to take that beam.


Just do it! We can dodge any incoming fire and survive Reaper blasts, somehow!


Fine. But i call shotgun.

  • 06.28.2012 1:36 PM PDT


Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Sir! Wait! We need to get to that beam! Patch me up and take us there.


Theres no time. we need more forces if we are going to take that beam.


Just do it! We can dodge any incoming fire and survive Reaper blasts, somehow!


Fine. But i call shotgun.


Fine. Let's move.

  • 06.28.2012 1:36 PM PDT

"Don't go following causes. They'll just break your heart. When idealism meets reality, it's rarely reality that backs down."

Michael Liberty, UNN

Starcraft Universe

21 pages of this....


this is why we can't have nice things.

You want a better way to fight EA then type about it on a forum?

Go play a non EA game. Go play Halo, Skyrim, hell play CoD if thats your thing. While you're at it, tell all your friends to do the same, and have them spread the word too. Destroy the EA populations by not being a part of them any more. If you get a large enough following EA might actually care how you feel.

  • 06.28.2012 1:36 PM PDT


Posted by: SPC COMMANDO
21 pages of this....


this is why we can't have nice things.

You want a better way to fight EA then type about it on a forum?

Go play a non EA game. Go play Halo, Skyrim, hell play CoD if thats your thing. While you're at it, tell all your friends to do the same, and have them spread the word too. Destroy the EA populations by not being a part of them any more. If you get a large enough following EA might actually care how you feel.


Buzzkill. -_-

  • 06.28.2012 1:37 PM PDT

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the -blam!- cross, and let me be reborn!

Posted by: SPC COMMANDO
21 pages of this....


this is why we can't have nice things.

You want a better way to fight EA then type about it on a forum?

Go play a non EA game. Go play Halo, Skyrim, hell play CoD if thats your thing. While you're at it, tell all your friends to do the same, and have them spread the word too. Destroy the EA populations by not being a part of them any more. If you get a large enough following EA might actually care how you feel.
Party pooper.

  • 06.28.2012 1:38 PM PDT

EA bot detecting enemy radios.

EA bot jamming radio frequencies... 100%

  • 06.28.2012 1:38 PM PDT

Skwid


Posted by: Mereel N7
Fine. But i call shotgun.

I'm right behind you. IF I lift up the backhoe's bucket it should help to help protect us in the cab from incoming fire. If we get there, I can hopefully grab a hold of it with the hoe and rip it down.

  • 06.28.2012 1:38 PM PDT


Posted by: I Senor Skwid I

Posted by: Mereel N7
Fine. But i call shotgun.

I'm right behind you. IF I lift up the backhoe's bucket it should help to help protect us in the cab from incoming fire. If we get there, I can hopefully grab a hold of it with the hoe and rip it down.


We're there! It's time to charge down to that beam!

  • 06.28.2012 1:39 PM PDT
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deej pls

Air support online. Call them in.

  • 06.28.2012 1:39 PM PDT

Well...

[Edited on 06.28.2012 1:41 PM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 1:40 PM PDT


Posted by: I Senor Skwid I

Posted by: Mereel N7
Fine. But i call shotgun.

I'm right behind you. IF I lift up the backhoe's bucket it should help to help protect us in the cab from incoming fire. If we get there, I can hopefully grab a hold of it with the hoe and rip it down.


*looks over at destroyed building* Or we could take that *points at Mako*

  • 06.28.2012 1:40 PM PDT


Posted by: God Of Men
Posted by: SPC COMMANDO
21 pages of this....


this is why we can't have nice things.

You want a better way to fight EA then type about it on a forum?

Go play a non EA game. Go play Halo, Skyrim, hell play CoD if thats your thing. While you're at it, tell all your friends to do the same, and have them spread the word too. Destroy the EA populations by not being a part of them any more. If you get a large enough following EA might actually care how you feel.
Party pooper.

Fix'd

  • 06.28.2012 1:41 PM PDT