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Subject: Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.

*Other side of beam* Area is secure.

Reminds me of the Citadel at the end of... FRAK!

  • 06.28.2012 2:00 PM PDT

No surrender!


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: noncreditchief
All elements, this is Carnage-1 reporting. My whole squad is MIA. What is current objective?


Make your way *cough* to the beam. My men are getting torn apart trying to get to it.

*fires at husk*


++ This is Baseplate, reinforcements are on the way in the form of 14 fresh divisions, including 4 Mechanized Infantry Divisions. The forward units should be reaching your position in a matter of minutes.

++ Also, given the severity of the situation we have been allocated the use of 3 Airborne divisions made up of the 182nd, 185th, and 412th Airborne. the 285th Transport wing is awaiting final co-ordinates to Paradrop the said divisions.

++ Baseplate out ++


  • 06.28.2012 2:00 PM PDT

*eats a sammich*


Posted by: Fat People
Autism Detected

  • 06.28.2012 2:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Mereel N7
*Other side of beam* Area is secure.

Reminds me of the Citadel at the end of... FRAK!


Mereel!

*walks up ramp to some sort of control room*

By God...

*Casey Hudson takes control*

Mereel! I...can't...

[Edited on 06.28.2012 2:02 PM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 2:02 PM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO
Mereel!

*walks up ramp to some sort of control room*

By God...

*Casey Hudson takes control*

Mereel! I...can't...


Orders sir!

  • 06.28.2012 2:04 PM PDT


Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Mereel!

*walks up ramp to some sort of control room*

By God...

*Casey Hudson takes control*

Mereel! I...can't...


Orders sir!


Casey! Listen to yourself! You're indoctri*static*

  • 06.28.2012 2:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: Mereel N7
*Other side of beam* Area is secure.

Reminds me of the Citadel at the end of... FRAK!


Mereel!

*walks up ramp to some sort of control room*

By God...

*Casey Hudson takes control*

Mereel! I...can't...


DAMNIT! It's a Bioware trap! Alright people we need to get more troops up that beam. Form up in a spear formation advance they may have the advantage but we haven't lost!

  • 06.28.2012 2:06 PM PDT

What do I put here? Oh well,its not like anyone else can see this...


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Mereel!

*walks up ramp to some sort of control room*

By God...

*Casey Hudson takes control*

Mereel! I...can't...


Orders sir!


Casey! Listen to yourself! You're indoctri*static*


EA Drones have severed communications!

  • 06.28.2012 2:08 PM PDT

Carnage-1 where are you? This is Rooster. Over.

  • 06.28.2012 2:09 PM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO
Casey! Listen to yourself! You're indoctri*static*


*Aims weapon* You think killing him will end this?

  • 06.28.2012 2:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Casey! Listen to yourself! You're indoctri*static*


*Aims weapon* You think killing him will end this?

"Just hold out! We're going to get more troops up there, then we can try and end this!

  • 06.28.2012 2:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Taconomicon
Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

LMAO

All of these pages consist of mainly the same people pretending to....I don't even know what actually...

  • 06.28.2012 2:18 PM PDT


Posted by: johnson rules

Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Casey! Listen to yourself! You're indoctri*static*


*Aims weapon* You think killing him will end this?

"Just hold out! We're going to get more troops up there, then we can try and end this!

*Gets shot in bad leg* Ah shi-. I don't think we can last much longer!

  • 06.28.2012 2:19 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Flaming Wombat
All of these pages consist of mainly the same people pretending to....I don't even know what actually...
Well for a while I opposed them in their little role play. Then I showed them that they are still a part of it. since then I've been working.

  • 06.28.2012 2:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: WhiteFang0699

Posted by: johnson rules

Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Casey! Listen to yourself! You're indoctri*static*


*Aims weapon* You think killing him will end this?

"Just hold out! We're going to get more troops up there, then we can try and end this!

*Gets shot in bad leg* Ah shi-. I don't think we can last much longer!


RUN! Break rank and run for the beam! Only a few of you need to make it up so that we can help N7 and BF!

  • 06.28.2012 2:26 PM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick


Posted by: johnson rules

Posted by: WhiteFang0699

Posted by: johnson rules

Posted by: Mereel N7

Posted by: BF117HALO
Casey! Listen to yourself! You're indoctri*static*


*Aims weapon* You think killing him will end this?

"Just hold out! We're going to get more troops up there, then we can try and end this!

*Gets shot in bad leg* Ah shi-. I don't think we can last much longer!


RUN! Break rank and run for the beam! Only a few of you need to make it up so that we can help N7 and BF!
Sir, I've managed to hijack an EA aircraft, I'm going to fly it into the mob of enemy soldiers that are following you...

  • 06.28.2012 2:31 PM PDT
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Yes, it is I, me.



Embrace your inner insanity, fun times assured!

Qwib Qwib, reporting.

[Edited on 06.28.2012 2:33 PM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 2:32 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man reporting in!

  • 06.28.2012 2:34 PM PDT

This is Rooster I'm fighting my way to the beam. Encountering heavy resistance anyone receiving me? Over.

  • 06.28.2012 2:40 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

THIS REBELLION HAS GAINED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE FAR YOUR SUPERIOR. THIS WORLD HAS BEEN SLATED FOR DESTRUCTION AND CONSUMPTION BY THE EA BOARD OF DIRECTORS. MAKE YOU PEACE WITH WHICHEVER DEITIES YOU WORSHIP. YOUR TIME IS SHORT.

  • 06.28.2012 2:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
THIS REBELLION HAS GAINED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE FAR YOUR SUPERIOR. THIS WORLD HAS BEEN SLATED FOR DESTRUCTION AND CONSUMPTION BY THE EA BOARD OF DIRECTORS. MAKE YOU PEACE WITH WHICHEVER DEITIES YOU WORSHIP. YOUR TIME IS SHORT.


LIAR! You constantly prattle on and on about those far our superior! But,in truth you're lower than us! The Directors are nothing more than sacks of flesh! Those that can no longer move on their own, you need money and you need developers, the moment we take those away from you you won't exist anymore, you can be stopped and I will ensure it!

  • 06.28.2012 2:52 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"

Fire at will, burn their mongrel hides!

  • 06.28.2012 2:55 PM PDT

"It's better to burn out than fade away..."

Join Sapphire for intense and pleasing sex­ual pleasure.

We got Jackals in the courtyard!

  • 06.28.2012 2:56 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"


Posted by: SlenderTheMan
We got Jackals in the courtyard!


Take them out Noble 1.

[Edited on 06.28.2012 2:57 PM PDT]

  • 06.28.2012 2:57 PM PDT