- MyNameIsCharlie
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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Posted by: johnson rules
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
THIS REBELLION HAS GAINED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE FAR YOUR SUPERIOR. THIS WORLD HAS BEEN SLATED FOR DESTRUCTION AND CONSUMPTION BY THE EA BOARD OF DIRECTORS. MAKE YOU PEACE WITH WHICHEVER DEITIES YOU WORSHIP. YOUR TIME IS SHORT.
LIAR! You constantly prattle on and on about those far our superior! But,in truth you're lower than us! The Directors are nothing more than sacks of flesh! Those that can no longer move on their own, you need money and you need developers, the moment we take those away from you you won't exist anymore, you can be stopped and I will ensure it!YOU RAISE YOUR FISTS AT THE INFINITE. WE ARE ETERNAL. WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE. YOUR MINDS REEL AT WHAT WE CONSIDER THE SMALLEST DETAIL. THE BOARD WILL FEED. YOUR LIVES AND WORLD WILL SERVE AS THE SUSTENANCE FOR THE NEXT GENERATION OF EA GAMES.