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Subject: Our target is EA headquarters. All callsigns fall in.

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.

That Demomans a SPAH!

  • 06.28.2012 2:58 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"


Posted by: RockdaleRooster
This is Rooster I'm fighting my way to the beam. Encountering heavy resistance anyone receiving me? Over.


This is crimson 5. Sending in reinforcements.

  • 06.28.2012 2:59 PM PDT
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Dead Orbit Is Best Orbit

The... Battles lost... there are no survivors... Run! before you lose your life... EA is unstoppable...

  • 06.28.2012 3:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: MiloOmega
The... Battles lost... there are no survivors... Run! before you lose your life... EA is unstoppable...

We're not done. We need to rally our remaining forces. There are other allys. Lucas arts, Tom Clancy,Atari,Bethesda,and Obsidian.

  • 06.28.2012 3:46 PM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.


Posted by: RockdaleRooster
Carnage-1 where are you? This is Rooster. Over.


Rooster, this is Carnage 1. I am enroute to the beam. ETA 90 seconds. Over.

  • 06.28.2012 3:55 PM PDT

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Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99

Red leader standing by

  • 06.28.2012 3:56 PM PDT

Nuclear weapons launch as soon as the next page is reached. I suggest you pull out now.

  • 06.28.2012 3:57 PM PDT
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I'll handle this.

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*Selects all Kirovs. Force attack on EA HQ.*

  • 06.28.2012 3:59 PM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

Carnage 1 has reached the portal. Where are we? What is this place?

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  • 06.28.2012 3:59 PM PDT

I repeat, all allied forces pull out!! NUCLEAR WEAPONS ARE INBOUND AS SOON AS PAGE 25 IS REACHED!!

  • 06.28.2012 4:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: General Ryan
I repeat, all allied forces pull out!! NUCLEAR WEAPONS ARE INBOUND AS SOON AS PAGE 25 IS REACHED!!
EF that. I'll just keep spamming Kirovs.

*Someone here must've played Red Alert.*

  • 06.28.2012 4:06 PM PDT

"It's better to burn out than fade away..."

Join Sapphire for intense and pleasing sex­ual pleasure.

Tactical Day 1 DLC incoming!

  • 06.28.2012 4:11 PM PDT

Sorry lads, I abandoned this thread around page 15. Fill me in?

  • 06.28.2012 4:14 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: johnson rules

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
THIS REBELLION HAS GAINED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE FAR YOUR SUPERIOR. THIS WORLD HAS BEEN SLATED FOR DESTRUCTION AND CONSUMPTION BY THE EA BOARD OF DIRECTORS. MAKE YOU PEACE WITH WHICHEVER DEITIES YOU WORSHIP. YOUR TIME IS SHORT.


LIAR! You constantly prattle on and on about those far our superior! But,in truth you're lower than us! The Directors are nothing more than sacks of flesh! Those that can no longer move on their own, you need money and you need developers, the moment we take those away from you you won't exist anymore, you can be stopped and I will ensure it!
YOU RAISE YOUR FISTS AT THE INFINITE. WE ARE ETERNAL. WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE. YOUR MINDS REEL AT WHAT WE CONSIDER THE SMALLEST DETAIL. THE BOARD WILL FEED. YOUR LIVES AND WORLD WILL SERVE AS THE SUSTENANCE FOR THE NEXT GENERATION OF EA GAMES.

  • 06.28.2012 4:14 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.


Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Red October shhtanding by


> From page 2

Still standing by...

  • 06.28.2012 4:16 PM PDT

"It's better to burn out than fade away..."

Join Sapphire for intense and pleasing sex­ual pleasure.

We've been Online Passed! Electronics are out!

  • 06.28.2012 4:16 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

DEPLOYING FEEDING DEVICES. THIS WORLD WILL BE DEVOURED IN 13.256 LOCAL HOURS.

  • 06.28.2012 4:26 PM PDT

this is taking to long. NUCLEAR WEAPONS LAUNCH NOW! ETA: 5minutes

GET TO SHELTER IF YOU CANNOT GET OUT!!!

  • 06.28.2012 4:26 PM PDT

"It's better to burn out than fade away..."

Join Sapphire for intense and pleasing sex­ual pleasure.

Enemy Pre-order packages in the air, we're spotted!

  • 06.28.2012 4:27 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
DEPLOYING FEEDING DEVICES. THIS WORLD WILL BE DEVOURED IN 13.256 LOCAL HOURS.
Nuclear missiles are sent to blow up devices. ETA 5 Minutes

  • 06.28.2012 4:27 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

Fudge all of this, I'm Sean Connery.

*Red October launches nukes*
*Thread explodes*
*Next person to post is a radioactive zombie*

  • 06.28.2012 4:29 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
DEPLOYING FEEDING DEVICES. THIS WORLD WILL BE DEVOURED IN 13.256 LOCAL HOURS.
Nuclear missiles are sent to blow up devices. ETA 5 Minutes
THE FEEDING DEVICES ARE HARDENED BEYOND YOUR ABILITY TO TOUCH THEM. FEEDING COMMENCES IN 12 HOURS. MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR FATE.

  • 06.28.2012 4:30 PM PDT

"It's better to burn out than fade away..."

Join Sapphire for intense and pleasing sex­ual pleasure.

Extended ending DLC in the air, take cover!

  • 06.28.2012 4:30 PM PDT

"Ah, the ways Halo has effected my life; when I'm on the toilet, I now think of "BOMB PLANTED, BOMB ARMED"

~ Eric Baumann
GT: xXArMaGeDdOn7Xx
B.net: evil_canevil_666

$50 -BLAM!-ING DOLLARS?
FOR MAPS?
THAT HAVEN'T BEEN RELEASED YET?

HOLY -BLAM!-

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.

  • 06.28.2012 4:30 PM PDT