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Subject: Foxy Cortanna

No Elites in Halo 3: ODST = FAIL

Posted by: JohanStrauss
Posted by: Marines
Posted by: FightingRaven531
Posted by: Bazuka T
Cortanna was always naked in the games and as pointed out by the books she chooses to appear as such. So with the power of the 360 her nudist leanings can be fully expressed.... with sexy results.



*Slap*


I second that, white glove included

hehe I love how you sheltered American guys react to the simple idea of s-e x

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crazy they made her like that...definitely seen better though

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Posted by: Bazuka T
Posted by: JohanStrauss
Posted by: Marines
Posted by: FightingRaven531
Posted by: Bazuka T
Cortanna was always naked in the games and as pointed out by the books she chooses to appear as such. So with the power of the 360 her nudist leanings can be fully expressed.... with sexy results.



*Slap*


I second that, white glove included

hehe I love how you sheltered American guys react to the simple idea of s-e x


Are you making fun of my insecurities? ='(

I'm telling mommy...

  • 06.12.2006 6:39 PM PDT

No Elites in Halo 3: ODST = FAIL

I like this new look.... its very femine and to be honest she simply looks more realistic thanks to the graphics not being held back by the original Halo 2 XBOX engine.

I'm not saying that this is how Cortanna will appear in Halo 3 but I wouldn't object either. It really isn't that revealing anyway so don't be shy for thats just a womans figure... you all did realise Cortanna was a girl right? :P

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Posted by: Bazuka T
Trust me mate I've seen more action than you can wave your nerd bag or other such nerd retaining device at. I was just surprised at the leap in sex-u-al appeal she has taken.

Why are you incapable of judging whether something is sexy or not?


Wow, because sweaty nerds who still live @ thier parents house get a lot of action.

  • 06.12.2006 6:47 PM PDT

No Elites in Halo 3: ODST = FAIL

Posted by: TMan892
Wow, because sweaty nerds who still live @ thier parents house get a lot of action.


Jeez I'm all of 19 years of age man I didn't realise there was a deadline for me to leave home. I'm simply liven sweet and free at Home while spending my hard earned cash on games, gear and partying at the weekend like anyone normal and if you knew anything about me or the Irish you would know what our weekends are fuelled by and how my relations with girls might pan out....

So please reframe from second guessing my life and/ or appearance for your going quite a bit off topic and reality.

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Posted by: Bazuka T
Has anybody seen how Cortanna appears on the last page of Marvel's Halo: Graphic Novel preview? Meow! :P

http://www.marvel.com/digitalcomics/



umm foxy Cortana dude it is just a comic book of fictional characters get over your self.




im just jokeing i think she looks rather cool.

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  • 06.12.2006 7:04 PM PDT

No Elites in Halo 3: ODST = FAIL

Seriously why are people like you so simple..... how do you know if you fancy someone? Its due to pictures that you receive through your eyes in real time. The same applies to images and pictures in the media. Are you trying to say that being attracted to Jennifer Anniston as Rachael in friends either in pictures or motion is stupid simply because she is fictional? Are you listening to yourself or simply repeating what you heard someone else say in a similar situation because what you are saying is Bull -blam!-...

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Yeah she does and don't worry I'm not going to tell you to get over it simply because she's a "fictional character"...

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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Posted by: Bazuka T
Posted by: JohanStrauss
Posted by: Marines
Posted by: FightingRaven531
Posted by: Bazuka T
Cortanna was always naked in the games and as pointed out by the books she chooses to appear as such. So with the power of the 360 her nudist leanings can be fully expressed.... with sexy results.



*Slap*


I second that, white glove included

hehe I love how you sheltered American guys react to the simple idea of s-e x


LOL...your drooling over comic Cortana, dude...thats at the same low level as drawing your own p0rn.

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Posted by: FightingRaven531
Posted by: Bazuka T
Posted by: JohanStrauss
Posted by: Marines
Posted by: FightingRaven531
[quote]Posted by: Bazuka T
Cortanna was always naked in the games and as pointed out by the books she chooses to appear as such. So with the power of the 360 her nudist leanings can be fully expressed.... with sexy results.




*Slap*


I second that, white glove included

hehe I love how you sheltered American guys react to the simple idea of s-e x


LOL...your drooling over comic Cortana, dude...thats at the same low level as drawing your own p0rn.[/quote

I'd have to agree


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  • 06.12.2006 7:15 PM PDT

No Elites in Halo 3: ODST = FAIL

lol explain? If people can think that actual po rn- is sexy and they (you) do why not extremely realistic graphics that recreate the form of a given hot girl... to be honest I thought it was a real actress at first glance.

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you people are as dumb as Funk (not that funk music is dumb), except for Bazuka T, and anyone eles that didnt flame him.

First off: fightingraven where do you get off saying what he likes is like drawing his own -blam!-? What are you a complete numbskull? when did he even say he liked -blam!-? there is a forum for stupid morons such as your self it is called 'the flood'

Secondly: everyone is flaming him over a comicbook, you people must not have lives, to flame someone for basicly saying "hey they drew cortana pretty well".

Third: Your gonna meet people that like to read, read comic books, and if you can't deal with that damn get help.

Fourth: TMan842 or whatever your name is, WTF, sweaty nerds??? your on a damn computer complaining about sweaty nerds? damn you should get a life.

i was addresing this to everyone that has flamed Bazooka T for talking about a comic book.
Damn don't flame somebody because they like graphics.

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she does look really cool. i love her hair style too. but its not exactly po -rn. you cant seen any nip -ples unless you use your imagination. i think. i never looked entirly that hard.
and yeah. i did think she was a actress at frist glance. you never know.. she could be but edited wiht some program.. but then it wouldnt be art would it?

and as for the ppl who think its "nerd like" to be atrractred to fictional art. its obveious that they cant repect anythign that isnt real po -rn. over the years they have seen WAY to much -blam!- and have no effect about a womans attractiveness unless you can see their full nudity

haha.. if they cant mast- -ur -bate to it.. its not sexy :P

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ok jacking off to fiction is.... well....ummm.... unusual... and strange...

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wtf? isnt cortana supposed to be blonde?

i want her blonde!!!

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Posted by: brian walker
ok jacking off to fiction is.... well....ummm.... unusual... and strange...



you ever hear of anime (sp?) po -rn?. Lol

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anime po-rn? inconceivable po-rn at all? sick.

  • 06.12.2006 7:45 PM PDT

Thats a great drawing. The pencils and shades are right on. Figures are proportionate and everything. It's hard to render a woman and I know its hard to draw the MC in a pose other then the ones you've seen. To put the two together must've taken him some time to sketch.

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Posted by: Bazuka T
Cortanna was always naked in the games and as pointed out by the books she chooses to appear as such. So with the power of the 360 her nudist leanings can be fully expressed.... with sexy results.


dude its a freaken cartoon chick u guys are all wacking off from a cartoon god u guys get a life.

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I dont know. Is it a good thing to have sex early in life? Why be proud of having tons of sex? I bet when you get married you'll be very embarrassed by it and most likely keep that from your wife. Being a player only means you dont have the stamina to have a decent relationship. I woudnt be bragging about this.

Besides, sex is a serious thing, and is not to be messed with. What would you do if a girl you slept with thought you loved her for real? Or one got pregnant and wanted you to support them? I think you could be in alot of -blam!- from that. See, people dont think through the whole equation. Sure, its rewarding while its happening, but reward doesnt come without consequence.

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Well, I have to say your sad if your turned on by an image on your T.V, computer, or on a book page. This is even lower then -blam!- and that is -blam!- low. Oh well, I guess DoA started the entire nerds getting turned on by an image on their T.V.

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Hey, dont put down Anime! [hugs cable box]

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Holy crap. What have you done, Marvel?

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I dont know. Is it a good thing to have sex early in life? Why be proud of having tons of sex? I bet when you get married you'll be very embarrassed by it and most likely keep that from your wife. Being a player only means you dont have the stamina to have a decent relationship. I woudnt be bragging about this.

Besides, sex is a serious thing, and is not to be messed with. What would you do if a girl you slept with thought you loved her for real? Or one got pregnant and wanted you to support them? I think you could be in alot of -blam!- from that. See, people dont think through the whole equation. Sure, its rewarding while its happening, but reward doesnt come without consequence.


Well, someone who really IS smart

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Hey, dont put down Anime! [hugs cable box]
I hope Anime's intendition wasn't to ruin the future generation to make a million or a billion because then that is the lowest point of greed.

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