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I saw Cortana and I have to agree; She looks pretty hot.

And yes, I know that she is a drawing of a fictional character that isn't 'real' even in the game.

  • 06.12.2006 8:38 PM PDT
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Well, some guys like to jack off to WarCraft.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8FmVp5V7_mw&search=wow%20jack% 20off

Wow, some how I get the feel that my parnet's gerenation and my gerenation are going to be the worse ever to walk on earth I'm going to cry myself to sleep. Oh well, now I know how it feels to be an emo(I have no idea how to spell it I've only heard my friends use it a few times), you know the people who cut themselves.

  • 06.12.2006 8:49 PM PDT
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What the HELL does this have to do will Halo 3? Go spam somewhere else...

  • 06.12.2006 9:12 PM PDT
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So what if he likes it? What by telling him he is sad and sick and puting him down is going to change the way he thinks? People have different -blam!- desires. Get over it and get real. I see no reason for further discussion, if I was a mod, I'd have deleted this thread already.

  • 06.12.2006 9:19 PM PDT
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I personally think the art blows. The folks over at Marvel are much more talented than this. They obviously don't take Halo seriously.

  • 06.12.2006 10:03 PM PDT

(10:19:49 PM) Scruss: oh and pezza, i saw what you did to that cat
(10:20:17 PM) Pezza: You were the one with the video camera breathing heavily. Of course you saw.

Posted by: Bazuka T
Trust me mate I've seen more action than you can wave your nerd bag or other such nerd retaining device at. I was just surprised at the leap in sex-u-al appeal she has taken.

Why are you incapable of judging whether something is sexy or not?


Hes refering to the fact that we haven't all signed up at the sight. Im sorry, we are obviously the nerd when you wen't to post this on a forum related to a video games after joining a site dedicated to a comic book company.

Or did you sign up a while back?

[Edited on 6/12/2006]

  • 06.12.2006 10:07 PM PDT

Posted by: LIME31
I got his sarcasm...one person has to implement sarcasm and then you get a pile of terrorist chipmunks crashing your party, not fun at all..

I really didn't like that Cortana. I hope that the Halo movie's Cortana looks like the Cortana we know and love and not that thing from HGN. Apart from that the HGN looks great and I preordered it a month ago for $27 including postage.

P.S. ages ago in The Flood, there was a Cotanabating topic. It got banned because fan made pictures started getting posted so don't get any crazy ideas.

[Edited on 6/12/2006]

  • 06.12.2006 10:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bazuka T
Cortanna was always naked in the games and as pointed out by the books she chooses to appear as such. So with the power of the 360 her nudist leanings can be fully expressed.... with sexy results.


dude its a freaken cartoon chick u guys are all wacking off from a cartoon god u guys get a life.



ok napoleon



and that vid of the guy whacking to a WOW charactor?. lmao. oohh. thats means to jump off a bridge for me.. i guess maybe he leads a lonely life?. i dont see why he wouldnt with the kind of ppl he has to live with.. its funny as hell. but obveiously they dont respect his privacy enough

  • 06.13.2006 12:26 AM PDT

No Elites in Halo 3: ODST = FAIL

Posted by: Seven is Darker

Hes refering to the fact that we haven't all signed up at the sight. Im sorry, we are obviously the nerd when you wen't to post this on a forum related to a video games after joining a site dedicated to a comic book company.

Or did you sign up a while back?


Whats that got to do with anything? I simply signed up to Marvel to check out the preview for the Halo: Graphic Novel and as for calling that guy a nerd that was in response to his extremely irrelevant and unfounded attack on me for sighting that Cortanna is shaping up well, so I paid him back in kind with a similarly unfounded digital slap.

Also I've been a member and regular visitor here at Bungie.net for a good few years now because I love Halo. Simple as that so believe me when I say that I'm not here for the people that frequent these forums for alot of you are much too strung up and mortally overboard in your middle America views towards se x and life in general...

Most of you don't half go off topic as well, the simple basis for this thread was Cortanna's new form and seeing as Bungie has the final say about every element of this Comic this could well be how she appears in Halo 3.

  • 06.13.2006 6:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Posted by: Bazuka T
Posted by: Seven is Darker

Hes refering to the fact that we haven't all signed up at the sight. Im sorry, we are obviously the nerd when you wen't to post this on a forum related to a video games after joining a site dedicated to a comic book company.

Or did you sign up a while back?


Whats that got to do with anything? I simply signed up to Marvel to check out the preview for the Halo: Graphic Novel and as for calling that guy a nerd that was in response to his extremely irrelevant and unfounded attack on me for sighting that Cortanna is shaping up well, so I paid him back in kind with a similarly unfounded digital slap.

Also I've been a member and regular visitor here at Bungie.net for a good few years now because I love Halo. Simple as that so believe me when I say that I'm not here for the people that frequent these forums for alot of you are much too strung up and mortally overboard in your middle America views towards se x and life in general...

Most of you don't half go off topic as well, the simple basis for this thread was Cortanna's new form and seeing as Bungie has the final say about every element of this Comic this could well be how she appears in Halo 3.


Not if they want that M rating....was that said yet?

  • 06.13.2006 6:25 AM PDT

No Elites in Halo 3: ODST = FAIL

Posted by: DeadlyAmbitionz

I second that, white glove included[/quote]

I'll third, baseball bat and all.


You guys all love jumping on that band wagon eh? But seriously Cortanna does like to appear naked alot so with a little help from waterboy I think I can understand why you guys fear or dislike her Marvel presentaion..... *Momma says* That girl she's the Devil!

  • 06.13.2006 6:40 AM PDT

Don't follow in my footsteps; I walk into walls
my 360s blog

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmn

  • 06.13.2006 6:41 AM PDT

Facts are the enemy of tru7h....

Unfortunately i think that this thread will now be locked as it has gone too far.... which is a shame because we did actually get a few good opinions on the direction the artist decided to take, and how the community felt about it, in amongst all the flaming....

Personally i don't see anything wrong in commenting on the 'look' of a fictional character. Would the Flamers think that appreciating something like Michelangleo's David or the Venus de Milo is sick?? They are fictional characters and they both appear completely naked.... not fake naked with code scrolling over their body...

I could go off on a rant now about how people are hypocritical and how it's no different than idolising a pop star or looking up to the Chief because he is a strong character.....but i really can't be bothered...

-Stu

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Posted by: Bazuka T
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Posted by: Bazuka T
Cortanna was always naked in the games and as pointed out by the books she chooses to appear as such. So with the power of the 360 her nudist leanings can be fully expressed.... with sexy results.



*Slap*


I second that, white glove included

hehe I love how you sheltered American guys react to the simple idea of s-e x
I'm no american...I dont think cortana's hot at all...She's PURPLE or BLUE!!

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  • 06.13.2006 6:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: Crazy Sangheili
Well, I have to say your sad if your turned on by an image on your T.V, computer, or on a book page. This is even lower then -blam!- and that is -blam!- low. Oh well, I guess DoA started the entire nerds getting turned on by an image on their T.V.
..... You Are So...Correct.... X.X

  • 06.13.2006 6:50 AM PDT

No Elites in Halo 3: ODST = FAIL

Posted by: Sleepystephen
Unfortunately i think that this thread will now be locked as it has gone too far.... which is a shame because we did actually get a few good opinions on the direction the artist decided to take, and how the community felt about it, in amongst all the flaming....

Personally i don't see anything wrong in commenting on the 'look' of a fictional character. Would the Flamers think that appreciating something like Michel angleo's David or the Venus de Milo is sick?? They are fictional characters and they both appear completely naked.... not fake naked with code scrolling over their body...

I could go off on a rant now about how people are hypocritical and how it's no different than idolising a pop star or looking up to the Chief because he is a strong character.....but i really can't be bothered...

-Stu


That is the most logical and well backed up post that I have yet come across on these forums. So I guess underneith the crowds of prejudice, narrow minded and childish banter that I have come to (unfortunately) associate with Bungie.net there are some quality members lurking about.

  • 06.13.2006 6:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: Bazuka T
Posted by: Sleepystephen
Unfortunately i think that this thread will now be locked as it has gone too far.... which is a shame because we did actually get a few good opinions on the direction the artist decided to take, and how the community felt about it, in amongst all the flaming....

Personally i don't see anything wrong in commenting on the 'look' of a fictional character. Would the Flamers think that appreciating something like Michel angleo's David or the Venus de Milo is sick?? They are fictional characters and they both appear completely naked.... not fake naked with code scrolling over their body...

I could go off on a rant now about how people are hypocritical and how it's no different than idolising a pop star or looking up to the Chief because he is a strong character.....but i really can't be bothered...

-Stu


That is the most logical and well backed up post that I have yet come across on these forums. So I guess underneith the crowds of prejudice, narrow minded and childish banter that I have come to (unfortunately) associate with Bungie.net there are some quality members lurking about.


You have to remember that this forum is dominated mostly by Americans.

Now, I have nothing against Americans, but it's clear that you guys over the pond (yes, I'm English) have issues about s-e-x (can I say it in here?). For example, remember Janet Jackson's accident? Over here, it'd have either been ignored, rediculed by the likes of The Sun, or the person in question would have taken it on the chin and had a good laugh about it.

Anyway, I'm sorry for going off topic.

I've always found Cortana attractive. Not because of how she looks, but because of how she acts and what she says. If I'm being honest, I don't think she's attractive at all as a hologram, but Marvel sure fixed that.

  • 06.13.2006 7:41 AM PDT

No Elites in Halo 3: ODST = FAIL

hehe thanks for your insight man. That was simply my point, Marvel has done quite a job to make the quite ordinary and unattractive Cortanna that we know from the games into the hot rendered chick that the books described. So if Cortanna appears as such in Halo 3 I'll be more than happy with the improvement.

  • 06.13.2006 8:11 AM PDT
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I am...whimsical today.

I think its mainly because her boobs definatly have a shadow underneath them now, that makes them more pronounced. Also the 0's look like nipples from further away (...me? Check? Never...)
The GTA game rating discussion cracked me up :) A game where you can go around and blast people's heads off with a shotgun, steal their car and kill police, then wake up with some of your money gone an no other consequence gets its rating put up because a guy has sex in it...

[s]But I think you are right about the cartoon -blam!- thing, I'd much rather enjoy myself while watching a nice drunk Latvian teen getting screwed, than any of that fake stuff[/s]

  • 06.13.2006 9:29 AM PDT

No Elites in Halo 3: ODST = FAIL

This new render is hardly something that you would get off to... but it is much sexier than the usual Cortanna fair.

  • 06.13.2006 9:54 AM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

you gotta sign up...
that would have been the highlight of my day

  • 06.13.2006 10:02 AM PDT
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i dont think the rating would go up from M (mature 17+) to AO (adults only 18+) (thats the ESRB rating system if no-one knew that already) just for a little boob shadow.. and thats if bungie does make her look like that at all.. if she does. i wouldn't mind. i have seen worse things in M rated games
its rated M anyways. anyone who should be playing it (17 and up) have probably already seen their share of naked girls. and it would be no big deal to them.. but say it was a 13 year old....
those ratings are on there for a reason. but parents dont seem to care these days.

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  • 06.13.2006 4:36 PM PDT
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honestly it wasnt that great, not worth the time.

i think she looked hotter in halo 2...

  • 06.13.2006 4:47 PM PDT

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