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Subject: The Abusement Park - Bow Ties, Monocles, Victorian Pipes.

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Are you looking for a good Forum group? Are you at least somewhat mature? Do you enjoy reading off-topic posts? Do you enjoy top hats and twisty 'staches? Then The Abusement Park is the group for you.

Founded 11/06/2011, we are a Forum group that allows you to post damn near anything, within reason. And we don't have stupidity running rampant in our Forums, like a lot of other Forum groups. This is confined to our Spam Thread. From random posts, to Spam Threads and more, we have everything you're looking for in a Forum.

The people in The Abusement Park are friendly and we all get along well. We like to crack jokes, fool around, and just be awesome. We have a lot of people who would love to play a game or two as well. You want to play some customs? Sure. Matchmaking? Absolutely. We've got it all. That should sum this part up.

We started out as a forum for a select group of people, and have now opened the group up to you, The Classifidians.

In this modern day and age, there are a plethora of conformist groups. I assure you, TAP is unique.

If you're going to join, be active. You have been warned.

We now have a chat room, for more real-time posts. Reason to join? Indeedly.

Basically, The Abusement Park has anything you've ever wanted in a Forum Group. Great people, great posts, and Pants.* Join today.

TL;DR (which shouldn't happen), we are the best forum group you can find here. Friendly, post damn near anything, people willing to play games with you, we have it all. And more then that. I know, right?

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*Pants cannot be promised upon entry.

If you took that as a dirty joke, get your mind out of the gutter, broseph.

[Edited on 07.03.2012 11:59 AM PDT]

  • 07.03.2012 11:59 AM PDT

"Through the fog the army moves on. Pushing through borders. Knocking over obstacles. Killing all enemies. Victory is secured, brothers, march on until the flag rises over the landscape."
The Holy Council

I approve!

:)

  • 07.03.2012 7:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Noobkilla73
I approve!

:)

I disapprove!

Just kidding, I don't. I just wanted to show off my sexy gnomefan mug :$

  • 07.04.2012 4:30 AM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night


Posted by: Gnomefan

Posted by: Noobkilla73
I approve!

:)

I disapprove!

Just kidding, I don't. I just wanted to show off my sexy gnomefan mug :$


Dude...it looks -blam!- gorgeous.

*The Internet is the haven for Hyperbole

  • 07.04.2012 8:52 AM PDT

That's right folks, we have shirts, mugs, tote-bags, bumper stickers... did I mention mother -blam!- teddy bears? Thats right folks, the Gnomefan Emporium now carries teddy bears!

  • 07.04.2012 9:58 AM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

That Teddy Bear looks like it wants to jump on my face and m0lest it.

  • 07.04.2012 10:43 AM PDT