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I've been playing Halo since 2002. My earliest memories include hiding at the shotgun window on Damnation and killing my dad with grenades while playing co-op on Pillar of Autumn.


Posted by: AutobahnRacer
'You must not let anyone into the HFCS, or you will be beaten with a wet noodle.'


This is getting slightly erotic.

  • 07.04.2012 11:02 AM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

I got a good chuckle out of that one.

  • 07.04.2012 11:24 AM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

Posted by: joedanny96

Posted by: AutobahnRacer
'You must not let anyone into the HFCS, or you will be beaten with a wet noodle.'


This is getting slightly erotic.


Well, the word 'Bungie' is an erotic reference... allegedly.

  • 07.04.2012 9:28 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

Exodus coming soon!

  • 08.13.2012 6:50 PM PDT
Subject: The Bungie.net Bible - Book 2 Completed

Swag punks, fu­­ck off!

Sweet this is cool OP. Good job.

[Edited on 08.13.2012 10:23 PM PDT]

  • 08.13.2012 10:23 PM PDT
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Shouldnt this be in the gallery??

  • 08.13.2012 10:26 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

Posted by: mx199riderz
Shouldnt this be in the gallery??


No. This is directly related to the Bungie.net Community and the Bungie.net website. The Gallery is for Bungie-related drawings, art, photoshops, montages, machinimas, and other graphic-related media.

  • 08.13.2012 10:37 PM PDT

No u

This is amazing.

  • 08.13.2012 10:43 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

This may be the greatest thing.

  • 08.13.2012 11:13 PM PDT
Subject: The Bungie.net Bible - Book 2 Completed

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

If you're interested in Halo's music, check this out.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

I wish I read the Bible more recently so I could get some of the more nuanced jokes (I get most of them, of course).

Still, very well done and funny.

[Edited on 08.13.2012 11:31 PM PDT]

  • 08.13.2012 11:26 PM PDT
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Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Faux-Religious fan-fic? I can dig it.
The best part will be when the employees and Ninjas get into it.

  • 08.13.2012 11:27 PM PDT

Whisper Game Studios - shhhh, it's a public secret.
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Bnet PM Policy

[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

Oh my Webmaster...it all makes sense.

[/converted]

  • 08.14.2012 12:41 AM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

Whaaaat? This is, uhh.

I just don't... I don't... I simply don't even!

  • 08.14.2012 12:44 AM PDT

I don't even...


Consider me a Bungie.net athiest.

  • 08.14.2012 12:46 AM PDT
Subject: The Bungie.net Bible - Book 2 Completed
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."

Still a better love story then twilight.


I just finished reading... Mother of webmaster... It IS a better love story the. Twilight!

Epic bromance between Achronos(adam) and Stosh(eve)!!!



Thread. Saved.

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  • 08.14.2012 2:55 AM PDT
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"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

Posted by: SonicJohn
Oh my Webmaster...it all makes sense.

[/converted]


We have annual meetings on the 7th and 11th day of every month.

Don't forget your Bungie.net Bible!

  • 08.14.2012 9:25 AM PDT
Subject: The Bungie.net Bible - Book 2 Completed

Key


Posted by: jyrine
Still a better love story then twilight.
To be fair, most stories are better love stories than Twilight. Hell, the relationship between Smeagol and The Ring was a better love story than Twilight.

  • 08.14.2012 9:30 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

And on the 7th day, Achronos said "Let there be titles"...

lol, this is kind of wrong to manipulate the bible for a website.

  • 08.14.2012 9:32 AM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

Posted by: spartain ken 15
lol, this is kind of wrong to manipulate the bible for a website.


Just wait until I get to the part where DeeJ gets launched into the sun by a gigantic slingshot for the sake of our sins... er, I mean, for the sake of the darkness.

  • 08.15.2012 7:03 PM PDT
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May I have a link to the first book?

  • 08.15.2012 7:18 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

Posted by: chaos fighter
May I have a link to the first book?


Both books are in the OP. I have neither the time nor the patience to make the Bungie.net as sizable as the actual Bible, so some books will be quite short. Like the second book, for instance.

  • 08.15.2012 8:04 PM PDT


Posted by: AutobahnRacer
Posted by: chaos fighter
May I have a link to the first book?


Both books are in the OP. I have neither the time nor the patience to make the Bungie.net as sizable as the actual Bible, so some books will be quite short. Like the second book, for instance.
Why didn't I catch that? I read all of it, and it did not occur to me.

  • 08.15.2012 9:11 PM PDT
Subject: The Bungie.net Bible - Book 2 Completed

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
Posted by: jyrine
Still a better love story then twilight.
To be fair, most stories are better love stories than Twilight. Hell, the relationship between Smeagol and The Ring was a better love story than Twilight.
My reaction.

@Ken: There is no kind of about it. It is totally wrong.

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  • 08.15.2012 9:16 PM PDT

I wanna see the book on the flood.

  • 08.15.2012 9:24 PM PDT

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