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Posted by: Implausible
Most girls I've been with were hesitant about taking it in the mouth. But once they did most would swallow. I got tons of compliments on the taste.

I think it's because of my diet. No fast food, no alcohol and lots of fruit.

I don't think I've ever been grossed out this much in one thread.

  • 07.05.2012 11:04 PM PDT

Are these girls like super tall or something or are they just wearing panties to school? Seems a little odd you'd be picking up this scent from all the girls you've met.

[Edited on 07.05.2012 11:07 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2012 11:06 PM PDT


Posted by: bobcast

Damned -blam!- filter.

My -blam!- was the word used to describe a bullet shaped cotton device used by women to help control menstrual bleeding that in inserted in their female reproductive organs.
Wha.........

  • 07.05.2012 11:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement


Posted by: ZutterTot

Posted by: bobcast

Posted by: The Moniter

Posted by: bobcast
What part of them does this smell originate from?


You knew what it was immediately didn't you.


You'd be surprised.

As a general rule,

Rotten fish/fishy: Bacterial Vaginosis
Spoiled Milk: Yeast
Dead animal/rotten meat: Retained -blam!-
Bad BO: Poor hygiene or Trichomoniasis
Old festering abscess: GC and/or chlamydia



The closest to the smell that I'm talking about is the rotten fish smell. It's probably just my mind though. Why would I smell periods (from a distance) and nobody else?

Does anybody else here smell periods?

EDIT: Or maybe a dead animal.


I've seen more bleeding -blam!-s than any man should have too.

The only thing they smell like is blood.

In case you don't know, blood has a very distinctive smell. I'm not talking about the amount of blood when you cut your finger, but rather lots of blood. The amount when someone spills a pint or two.

  • 07.05.2012 11:08 PM PDT

I got these cheeseburgers man....

They're on their period.

Also, have you ever been changing the bathroom trash after your sister threw her stuff out and you bend down and it just blew right in your face? It's 10x worse than what you smelt.

[Edited on 07.05.2012 11:12 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2012 11:10 PM PDT
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Too much win in this thread.

  • 07.05.2012 11:12 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

Try hanging out with girls that actually shower regularly.

  • 07.05.2012 11:13 PM PDT

I think I need to go take a shower after this thread.

  • 07.05.2012 11:14 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~


Posted by: chaos fighter

Posted by: SlenderTheMan

Posted by: bobcast

Posted by: The Moniter

Posted by: bobcast
What part of them does this smell originate from?


You knew what it was immediately didn't you.


You'd be surprised.

I often have to field complaints about abnormal feminine odors in the ER. And part of a good female pelvic exam includes noting the odor during the exam. In fact, I've unfortunately done so many that I can typically guess the diagnosis off of the odor before I get any test back. I'd say I'm about 75% accurate.

As a general rule,

Rotten fish/fishy: Bacterial Vaginosis
Spoiled Milk: Yeast
Dead animal/rotten meat: Retained -blam!-
Bad BO: Poor hygiene or Trichomoniasis
Old festering abscess: GC and/or chlamydia

The more you know!
The more you wish you didn't!


LOL. Bobcast now owes me a meal, for he hss stolen my apetite.

  • 07.05.2012 11:18 PM PDT


Posted by: ZutterTot
I'm so glad I'm not a female. If I was a female, I'd have to go to therapy every time I had my period.
I would just put a Cork in it or something if I was a girl.. Or a hose to wash that -blam!- out.

  • 07.05.2012 11:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement


Posted by: xGHOST270x

Posted by: chaos fighter

Posted by: SlenderTheMan

Posted by: bobcast

Posted by: The Moniter

You knew what it was immediately didn't you.


You'd be surprised.

I often have to field complaints about abnormal feminine odors in the ER. And part of a good female pelvic exam includes noting the odor during the exam. In fact, I've unfortunately done so many that I can typically guess the diagnosis off of the odor before I get any test back. I'd say I'm about 75% accurate.

As a general rule,

Rotten fish/fishy: Bacterial Vaginosis
Spoiled Milk: Yeast
Dead animal/rotten meat: Retained -blam!-
Bad BO: Poor hygiene or Trichomoniasis
Old festering abscess: GC and/or chlamydia

The more you know!
The more you wish you didn't!


LOL. Bobcast now owes me a meal, for he hss stolen my apetite.


Consider this a protip.

  • 07.05.2012 11:23 PM PDT


Posted by: bobcast

In case you don't know, blood has a very distinctive smell. I'm not talking about the amount of blood when you cut your finger, but rather lots of blood. The amount when someone spills a pint or two.

Well, next time I smell a pint or two of blood I'll be thinking of you.

  • 07.05.2012 11:23 PM PDT


Posted by: SRQ baller24

Posted by: bobcast

In case you don't know, blood has a very distinctive smell. I'm not talking about the amount of blood when you cut your finger, but rather lots of blood. The amount when someone spills a pint or two.

Well, next time I smell a pint or two of blood I'll be thinking of you.
You should sell that to hallmark.

  • 07.05.2012 11:25 PM PDT


Posted by: Sigma617
You know Bobcast, you made this thread more inappropriate than any Floodian could even dream of.
Not inappropriate.....just over informative.

  • 07.05.2012 11:28 PM PDT
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Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement


Posted by: Sigma617
You know Bobcast, you made this thread more inappropriate than any Floodian could even dream of.


With science.

  • 07.05.2012 11:29 PM PDT

Here I was thinking all women smelled like rainbows and lollipops. Thank you Night Flood for ruining my perception of women and allowing me to know that some women out there can indeed smell terrible. =\

  • 07.05.2012 11:30 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~


Posted by: bobcast

Posted by: xGHOST270x


LOL. Bobcast now owes me a meal, for he hss stolen my apetite.


Consider this a protip.


None of the women I have been with has ever had any such problems, thank God, but there have been instances at work where customers will emanate an odor that is simply awful. I've dealt with dead wild hogs that have had a more pleasant odor than some of the customers I see.

*barfs at the memory*

  • 07.05.2012 11:30 PM PDT

I can't say I expected to learn so much about female odors when I came into this thread.

  • 07.05.2012 11:30 PM PDT

Swag punks, fu­­ck off!

I've never noticed this about girls. I allways thought they tried to smell really good for the sake of being attractive.

  • 07.05.2012 11:31 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.

I have the sudden urge to smell the next girl I come into contact with...

  • 07.05.2012 11:31 PM PDT