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Posted by: ZutterTot

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Posted by: carby21
This thread is getting really intesting.
I concur. Intriguing topic isn't it?


Now I can look out for infections a girl might have, and tell her that maybe she should go to a gynecologist......Just kidding.
Yes, I can now see a connection between this thread and the super-hero one..

The -blam!-smeller!

[Edited on 07.06.2012 12:01 AM PDT]

  • 07.06.2012 12:01 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

This thread is full of win.

  • 07.06.2012 12:05 AM PDT


Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
This thread is full of win.


And yeast.

  • 07.06.2012 12:07 AM PDT

I see...

  • 07.06.2012 3:29 AM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

Posted by: pwnage79

Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
This thread is full of win.


And yeast.


And nasty ass science.

  • 07.06.2012 3:44 AM PDT

Posted by: Gandalf: I'm new. And a wizard.

Sapphire just got even more awesome.

Posted by: mount420: You are late.
Posted by: jaythenerdkid: A wizard is never late.
Posted by: THORSGOD: Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Well this is... normal...

  • 07.06.2012 4:22 AM PDT

FLOOD QUOTES!
Posted by: G3N3RAL R3VAN
The Flood....... if it doesn't go anywhere else, stick it her pooper
Posted by: xflox231
Idiots. I'm surrounded by idiots
Posted by: ferrrari
the flood, there a bunch of jerks, but there my jerks.


Posted by: Duardo
Hang out with different girls?

  • 07.06.2012 4:33 AM PDT
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POOOOOONNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSSS


Posted by: chaos fighter

Posted by: risay_117
Fascinating. I must say so much win for this thread.
Almost as win as the sister thread.


You'd best not be talking about my thread...

  • 07.06.2012 4:36 AM PDT
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Im that one guy you'd give sniper to with full trust of me using it.

I love gettin dat stank on me

  • 07.06.2012 4:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: XwyvZ
I love gettin dat stank on me
Okay...

  • 07.06.2012 4:43 AM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter

I clicked the thread expecting to see something retarded.

I wasn't disappointed.

  • 07.06.2012 4:46 AM PDT
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"Did i ever tell you the Definition of Insanity?"

there is a weird lady at my uni that sometimes smells like Death, rubbed in dog phesis, then someone vomited on it.

makes my eyes water, and sometimes almost makes me puke (LOL)

  • 07.06.2012 4:48 AM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

The girls I know smell like flowers......

  • 07.06.2012 4:48 AM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553


Posted by: Undoes Her Bras
As a girl, I can tell you thank boys smell like rotten eggs in an old sock sometimes. Someone explain that smell?


They dont shower? Dont wear De Ordorant?
Have aids?

  • 07.06.2012 4:50 AM PDT

"Dat Smell"

  • 07.06.2012 4:57 AM PDT

"Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." -Shishka

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http://www.bungie.net/News/Blog.aspx?mode=news#cid32227

Don't know which girls you hang out with, but the ones I chill with have a lovely scent.

  • 07.06.2012 4:58 AM PDT

Relevant.

  • 07.06.2012 5:00 AM PDT
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Posted by: bobcast
Dead animal/rotten meat: Retained -blam!-

In college, I dated a girl who insisted there was one stuck inside her (no smell or anything). I told her that she was being retarded, but obviously this warranted a trip to the emergency room.

Three hours and a probe later, turns out it just fell out and she was being overly dramatic and worried about dying (I guess you can die if you leave it in there for too long or something...).

  • 07.06.2012 5:11 AM PDT

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wtf


Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Stay classy San Diego.

  • 07.06.2012 5:13 AM PDT

impossible is just a word


Posted by: bobcast

Posted by: The Moniter

Posted by: bobcast
What part of them does this smell originate from?


You knew what it was immediately didn't you.


You'd be surprised.

I often have to field complaints about abnormal feminine odors in the ER. And part of a good female pelvic exam includes noting the odor during the exam. In fact, I've unfortunately done so many that I can typically guess the diagnosis off of the odor before I get any test back. I'd say I'm about 75% accurate.

As a general rule,

Rotten fish/fishy: Bacterial Vaginosis
Spoiled Milk: Yeast
Dead animal/rotten meat: Retained -blam!-
Bad BO: Poor hygiene or Trichomoniasis
Old festering abscess: GC and/or chlamydia


-blam!-'s are -blam!- disgusting

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Posted by: cameo_cream
The girls I know smell like flowers......
Yeah...this. Could it possibly be their natural odour or the scent that they use?

  • 07.06.2012 5:30 AM PDT
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:)


Posted by: bobcast
You'd be surprised.

I often have to field complaints about abnormal feminine odors in the ER. And part of a good female pelvic exam includes noting the odor during the exam. In fact, I've unfortunately done so many that I can typically guess the diagnosis off of the odor before I get any test back. I'd say I'm about 75% accurate.

As a general rule,

Rotten fish/fishy: Bacterial Vaginosis
Spoiled Milk: Yeast
Dead animal/rotten meat: Retained -blam!-
Bad BO: Poor hygiene or Trichomoniasis
Old festering abscess: GC and/or chlamydia


This post alone made entering this thread worth it. I'm still a little disturbed... but worth it.

  • 07.06.2012 5:30 AM PDT

I was in a foul mood due to cleaning up a trojan and 2 other viruses playing the weirdest music on my computer for the last hour but this made me laugh.

  • 07.06.2012 5:42 AM PDT