- MyNameIsCharlie
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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Posted by: Squiggy
Posted by: bobcast
I've seen more bleeding -blam!-s than any man should have too.
The only thing they smell like is blood.
In case you don't know, blood has a very distinctive smell. I'm not talking about the amount of blood when you cut your finger, but rather lots of blood. The amount when someone spills a pint or two. Oh my god, I hope I never have to hear this again...
Why? Fresh blood doesn't stink. It smells metallic. Almost like a penny.