- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Poll: How funny do you think this is? [closed]
| Not Funny:
61%
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(11 Votes)
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| Extreamly Funny:
11%
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(2 Votes)
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| A Little Funny:
11%
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(2 Votes)
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| Really Funny:
6%
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(1 Votes)
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Total Votes: 18
TAI
Subject: what would you do if you had a hunter for a best friend?
first i would have him eat my homework. then i would play halo with him and kill all the marines. then would make him go shoot binladen then castro and all those people. then i would give him a more covering armor on his back and use him as my bodyguard while i do alot of crminal acts against government employees.you know the usual stuff. let him eat the mailman, play catch using a cop car. then finnaly i would use him to win bets on horse races by shoting the competition.then after surviving all that he would turn around run into a pole and die.then i would get my self a snack from the fridge.
ShadowFigureX
Watch out for that pole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hay whats that on your arm????????????????????
*Picks up fuel rod gun, pulls trigger*
OOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty colores and firey mayhem.
*Is entranced*
*Blows up School and later homework*
Muwhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAI
Later....
I run into a pole and die.
Kid:Watch out for that pole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hay whats that on your arm????????????????????
*Picks up fuel rod gun, pulls trigger*
KID:OOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty colores and firey mayhem.
*Is entranced*
*Blows up School and later homework*
ANOTHER KID:Kid:Watch out for that pole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hay whats that on your arm????????????????????
AND HYSTORY REPEATS ITSELF........
ShadowFigurex
Wed better do somthing or pretty colors and firey mayhem will be everywhere.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Gotta think of somthing.
But Cant.
*Pulls out colidescope*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty colors.
I got it well trade him for his fuel rod gun.
Or maybe..................... not
*Is now entranced by collidescope*
TAI
KID: whats a colidescope?
Other Kid: I dont know. wanna go for a pizza?
KID:sure.
*both turn aroud, run into a pole and die.
Kid passing by:Watch out for that pole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey wats that?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty colors.
*Is now entranced by collidescope*
ShadowFigureX
*Walks over to dead hunter that ran into pole*
*pokes it with stick*
*Hunter gets back up and is very angry*
Holy Blam!
*I run like hell*
TAI
*runs fast and doesnt see were hes going.
*runs into pole and dies
*hunter runs after him but is distracted by something shiny.
*pole runs into the hunter and the hunter dies
*so does the pole
*kid passing by walks up to the dead kid and picks up the stick.
*is entranced by stick
ShadowFigureX
*Takes stick from child*
*Pokes him*
*480 pound weight lifting father comes out door and walks toward my direction*
*Father is very angry*
Holy Blam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I run like hell*
TAI
*runs like hell into a pole and dies
*father bends his metal door out of anger turns around trips on dead pole and dies
*kid passing by is entranced by the same shiny thing as the hunter
ShadowFigurex
*MC is watching and has an idea*
*Shows shiny thing to covenant armada*
*Runs Like Hell*
*MC barly avoids Poll*
*Covenant armada runs into poll and dies*
*I take shiny thing from new kid.*
*Push him down*
*I poke covenant armada with a stick.*
TAI
*runs into pole that comes out of nowhere and dies
*covnant armada is entranced by shiny thing and so
is the Longsword fighter that runs into a pole while
flying and dies.
*MC comes out to see wat happened and a flying
pole migrating south
runs into him and MC dies
ShadowFigureX
*Whole world and covenant armada trip over flying pole and dies*
*Ant comes out of ground*
*Takes shiny thing*
*Pokes covenant armada and MC*
*MC wakes up and is angry*
*Ant runs like hell*
TAI
*ant runs into a microscopic pole and dies
*MC is entranced by shiny thing
*MC picks it up and pokes cortanna with it
*even though she doesnt feel anything cortanna
gets angry and runs in place towards MC
*she runs into a holographic pole and dies...holographicly
*MC turns around and runs into a plasma pole and dies
ShadowFigureX
*Plasma pole is mad*
*Runs into regular pole and dies*
*Regular pole runs like hell after that*
*Trips over dead pole and dies*
*Dead pole runs like hell after that*
ShadowFigureX
*Dead pole runs into boulder and dies*
*Boulder runs into mountain and dies*
*Mountain runs like hell off the face of the earth and dies*
The end.
Or is it?
It most likely is but well see what happens.
TAI
*MC wakes up and gets run over by a pole
*pole runs into Obi-wan-kenobi and dies
*Obi is ran over by an entire covenant
armada survives gets up runs into a wall and dies
*elite falls asleep ontop of his controles and releses the flood.
*the elite wakes upand raises his head so
fast that he slams it on the celeing of his controls and dies.
ShadowFigureX
*Flood run into poles and dies*
TAI
*flying mountain crashes onto the surface of reach
*UNSC thinks it was a covenant attack and unfearlly sends a class C-II ship to counter attack
ShadowFigureX
*Kablam*
The ship is smashed*
*The mountain is in pieces*
*Rains pebbles from the sky that pick up speed on the way down people out side die*