- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
they won't show his face. I mean what's to show, another marine? no. i, and most others maybe, want to remember from this game a mysterious man who looks like a robot w/ green armor that weighs half a ton and nutin but a shinny yellow mask for a face...and a humpback midget w/ a monkey face, an alien w/ a mouth like the zombies in Blade, a mass of orange goo in a thick armor, zombified marines w/ strange appedages, a holographic hottie ( lol ) a trash talking, immune to anything sergant, a flying bug that is 1000x it's normal size, half man, half ape simean, a floating ball w/ a light in it, vehicles that never seem to run outta gas, (well w/ rising gas prices i can't blame ya ) a snake w/ legs whose such a -blam!- that he needs a shield, lazy ass religous fanatics w/ odd hats who are too damn holy to walk, a hovering tank, an MBT named Sheila ( thanx ooster teeth), an aerobatic VTOL, a giant floating erotic woman pleaser that shoots non stop blue love juice, a giant ass wedding ring that would soon cause huge destruction for both the give and the reciever and the rest of life as we know it and of course, "The first killer app for the XBOX" (XGN), The top XBOX Live game almost 2.5 years running, and the most highly anticipated game of the god damn century.
No, they should not and most likely will not show the Master Chief's face. It would ruin the memories of him forever.
What they are in order:
Master Chief
Grunt
Elite
Hunter
Flood
Cortana ( dude , i'd do her )
Sgt. Johnson
Bugger
Brute
Oracle/343 Guilty Spark
Warthog
Jackal
Prophets
Wraith
Scorpion
Banshee
Ghost
Halo ring
Halo: Combat Evolved
Halo 2
Halo 3
[Edited on 6/13/2006]