- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I can see it now.....You're on the final level of Halo 3. Hundreds of shredded bodies of aliens scatter the battlefield. Cortana says, "it's.....over." and Master Chief begins to remove his helmet.
Just then, you see the silhouette of a human wearing a cowboy hat walking towards you. As he comes closer, you can see who he is......CHUCK NORRIS!
An epic battle begins. Master Chief, with his shotgun and assault rifle, and Walker, with his pistol and 1337 karate moves. Who wins?