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Subject: What If Chuck Norris Does A Cameo In Halo 3?
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I can see it now.....You're on the final level of Halo 3. Hundreds of shredded bodies of aliens scatter the battlefield. Cortana says, "it's.....over." and Master Chief begins to remove his helmet.

Just then, you see the silhouette of a human wearing a cowboy hat walking towards you. As he comes closer, you can see who he is......CHUCK NORRIS!


An epic battle begins. Master Chief, with his shotgun and assault rifle, and Walker, with his pistol and 1337 karate moves. Who wins?

  • 06.14.2006 8:20 AM PDT

dude u have to get over that chuck noris is gonna come out of the MJOLNIR II. I mean thats just dumb.

  • 06.14.2006 8:21 AM PDT

Posted by: NAPOLEONROKZ X
well ive slept walked all the way upstairs and started pouring me a bowl of lucky charms before I woke up

Posted by: arcaine light
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YOUR MOM would win between Chuck Norris and Her. Come on guys how serious is this?

  • 06.14.2006 8:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: Halomaster1232
YOUR MOM would win between Chuck Norris and Her. Come on guys how serious is this?


Pretty serious. I mean, it IS Chuck Norris.

  • 06.14.2006 8:23 AM PDT

Death by figure skater.

Chick Norris doesn't dual weild.

  • 06.14.2006 8:27 AM PDT